Xiao Tanaka: G' Morning ya all
Donald: Oh deary me! It's you again
Xiao Tanaka: Yep this can only mean one thing
Sora: You're saying we can have a vacction?
Xiao Tanaka: No! Its a new Chapter
Donald: Oh bully...
Xiao Tanaka: I have had yet another Review from Sora
Sora: What! I never...
Xiao Tanaka: No not you ya moron! I mean Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion! Ahem, I'm really glad ya liked the last chapter, Short but effective! Anyways I'm glad you liked the review, two people hapened to follow me! (Glares at Donald and Sora)
Sora/Donald: (Shrugs)
Xiao Tanaka: Yes, well, Poor Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion got attacked by s/he's little sister; she bit him! (Oops forgot to say I'm glad your friend liked my story too)
Donald: Severs s/he right!
Xiao Tanaka: ¬.¬' Sora!
Sora: GRAVITY! (Crushes Donald)
Donald: Ouch...
Xiao Tanaka: That'll teach ya!
Sora: Goofy! You'd better do the Disclaimer
Goofy: YEY! (cough) Xiao Tanaka does not own Kingdom Hearts; It belongs to SqureEnix/Soft and Disney, She also-- also?
Sora: The Characters! She doesn't own any of the Characters
Goofy: Oh right! Thanks pal, she does not own any Charaters in the story either, also its rated PG for some reason
Sora: (Hits his head) Oh man
Donald: Can we get on with this?
Xiao Tanaka: Ok!
The Kingdom Hearts Chronicles
Never-Never-Neverland
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator
Thinking
("Tinkerbell Talking")
Name:
"Singing"
Meanwhile, Back on the Great Gummi ship; Miserry...
"Donald, you're gonna have to tell me how to drive this thing?", asked Goofy in an exclaiming way
Donald crossed his arms and turned away, "I'm not saying anything!", he snapped
"Were going off course!", cried Goofy in alarm
Sora rolled his eyes and glared, "I don't care because I'm near Donald!"
"Well I not happy either!", Donald yelled
"Hello? HELP!", shouted Goofy, in desparation
Donald let out a kind remark off, "Tough!"
"Are we meant to be going there?", Sora suddenly asked
"I'm lost", groaned Goofy, then he stopped and saw something, "Oh wait look it's a ship?"
Donald looked but and peered out the window, his face paled, "Its pirates!", he cried out in horror
"It's going to hit us!", Sora exclaimed
Goofy let out a cry of 'Aiiiieeee' before the ship hit them
On the ship, Sora walked around on deck, "Where the fricking hell am I?", he asked himself, "And where's Goofy? I hope Donald died!"
"I didn't think you'd come Sora"
Sora jumped, he turned around and there was Riku! His dear friend Riku, the sight of this made Sora gasp, "Where's Goofy?", Sora asked, inconsierately
"Is he that important to you?", Riku hissed, "More important than old friends? Instead of worrying about him shouldn't you be asking about Kairi?"
Sora paused and thought about it, "No…"
Riku igored what Sora had just said and contiued, "That's right. While you were off goofing around, I finally found her!", he stepped out of the way to reveal Kairi, who is not in good shape... (Sora lets out a gasp)
Suddenly, An ugly looking man stepped out of the Shadows (A/N: Oh if you don't know already? I'm talking about Captain Hook), "Not so fast. No shenanigans aboard my vessel! Walk the plank!", ordered Hook
"Why are you so evil, Riku? Why are you so-so heartless!", shouted Sora
"Because I'm almighty", Riku replied, smuggly
Sora lost his temmper complely, "You spoiled little brat they will kill you or are you suicidal, the heartless will kill you!"
Riku rolled his eyes boredly, "Oh really? Liar, liar go eat fire!", Sora stayed quiet
"I've learned some other tricks of the trade", smirked Riku, and then made Sora's Shadow come to life
Sora got surprised, "My shadow!", he exclaimed, "You're stealing it!"
"Grrrrr no you fool!", growled Riku
"Why did you show me that?", Sora asked
"To scare you!", snapped Riku, "Well whatever, you can see your friends now"
Sora suddenly fell down a trap door thinking I bet Donald put that there
Riku turned to Captain Hook, "Let's blow this joint", he snorted, "And keep him away from Kairi", and with that Riku walked off
As soon as Riku was out of sight, Captain Hook exploded with rage, "If that little bastard thinks I take orders on my vessel he has another thing coming and it's called a shark!"
"Well what do you suggest?", asked proberly the Captain's only friend, Smee
"Nothing!", groaned Hook, "If I do anything he may feel it necessary to kill me!"
Meanwhile, Sora had infact found his friends or from his point of view he has found Goofy
"Just ignore the Imp", snorted Sora about Donald
Goofy smiled, "So are sure you saw her?", asking about Kairi
"Defiantly!", said Sora
Donald gave a big, sarcastic grin, "Ok, great but first...get off me!"
Sora rolled his eyes, when he had fell from the trap door he had landed on the un-knowing Donald and Goofy, "Ok, but only because I'm also on Goofy", he snapped, and got off them
"Let's go talk to her", Goofy suggested, talking about Kairi and then he got off Donald and like-wise Donald got up
Sora and Goofy started to look for a way out but then a voice rang out, "Looking for a way out?"
Donald gave a loud snort of, "Yeah, but without they're help" and pointed to Goofy and Sora
The speaker of the voice, a boy, jumped out from behind the barrel, " I'm the answer to your prayers! My names Peter Pan"
Goofy looked surpirsed, "The Peter Pan?"
"Yes", grinned Peter
"Really!", exclaimed Goofy
"Yep", smriked Peter
"Never heard of ya", finished Goofy
Donald proceed to tap his footnot reallybelieveing Peter Pan
Peter shrugged at Donald, "Fine, Ducky, have it your way"
Sora hesetaited then said, "But you're stuck to in here too I mean"
"No", snorted Peter, "I'm just waiting for someone"
"Who?", started Sora but just the a little light appeared, "Ahhhhhh!", Sora cried out in surprise
Peter started taping his foot annyoedly, "Tinkerbell what took you so long?", he paused, "So did you?"
("Hu?")
"Wendy?", countiued Peter
("There was another girl there too")
Peter, not really understanding what Tinkerbell had said, went off on one, "Are you crazy! I'm not leaving Wendy although... no, NO, no!"
"She must be jealous", sniggered Donald and then started to laugh at her
("I'm going to knock you flat!")
WHAM!
"She's got Muscles!", groaned Donald in his pain
Peter turned to Tinkerbell, "Never mind open the door!", and walla! Tinkerbell opens the door, "So we have to stick together till we find Wendy", he said to Sora and co
"Bye, bye I guess, what are going do this time leave me with the shark?", sighed Goofy
Donald shook his head, "No, the monkey instead"
"It's not up to you Donald!", snapped Sora, "We'll come back for you or you follow us invisible?", Sora said to Goofy
Goofy pondered for a bit then replied, "Follow you invisible"
"Come on then", Peter said rudely
So they leave and are constantly followed by monsters, Sora met Shadow Sora, "No! Shadow Sora, my battle!"
"Stuff that!", shouted Donald and dragged Sora off and followed the others
When they we're safe, Goofy reappeared and asked Peter, "So how can you fly Peter?"
"Anyone can fly! Especially ducky here", Peter said
"Was he talking about me when he said Ducky!", asked Donald
Sora grinned, "Yep"
Peter paused, "Come on its easy, just try! TINKER BELL!", he called for his fairie friend and she came, "Ah there you are!", and he gathered some pixie dust
("Ouch")
And Peter sprinkeled it over the unhappy trio, "Now you can fly!", he exclaimed
"Really?", Sora asked, dis-believing him
Donald decied to try first only so he could try and get away from Sora, so he jumps in the air and starts flaping his arms around but instead of flying, he falls to the ground unhappily, "Aw Phooey!", he remarked
("Hahahahahehehhehahahahahe")
Donald sighed at staredup at the fairie and started to tap each finger on the ground; Meanwhile; Riku was talking to Captain Hook, In the Captain's Cabin
Hook look annoyed, "So Wendy's not one of the chosen ones… There are meant to be seven?"
"And Maleficent says she's not one of them", Riku finished
"Oh, Maleficent says this and Maleficent says that; Must we believe her!", snapped Captain Hook
"Yes and shut up" snarled Riku, "Set sail soon as possible. Leave all dead including Wendy"
Captain Hook could barely hold his temper annd cried out, "After all that fuss of getting the little bitch and why must there be those seven!"
"Who knows", shrugged Riku, "As long as it means getting Kairi's heart, it don't matter if I have to kill you"
Hook shook his head at this, "Your wasting your time the heartless have eaten her heart you'll never get it back", and then whispered to himself, "They make me work with amateurs"
"I will indent it", mummbled Riku and then said, "I'll just go behind your back, stop me, then its curtains for you and chow for old crocky!"
The Captain went slient until, Smee's voice rang out from the pipe tubes, "We have a problem the prisoners have got away and Peter Pan is with them!"
"D'oh!", Hook said, "Bring the hostage to me then and be quick or no dinner!"
Meanwhile back with Sora and Co, Tinkerbell started to fly up to the celling, "Whats wrong Tink?", asked Peter
Donald was standing infront of a fire, "Some warm to my cold heart", he grummbled, unfortunatley Goofy heard him
"Heartless won't want your heart because there's not one", lauged Goofy
"Why IS EVERYBODY AGAINST ME!", shouted Donald
Sora noticed Tinkerbell and Peter and asked, "What's wrong with that little pixie now?"
Suddenly a voice above them said, "Peter is that you? Hello? I'm hungry!"
"It's you! Wendy...", Peter said, happily
("Oh boy…")
Donald, for some reason suddenly remarked, "Blue is so not my color", he paused and looked at his blue hat, "I like it!"
"Get me out of here, but hurry, because if you don't when I do get out, I will kick you good and hard!", shouted Wendy
"What!", exclaimed Peter, "I'll be right up just hold on"
Sora looked at Peter, "Oh good is that Wendy?", then he mummbled to himself "She's uglier than what I thought", he paused when Peter gave him the look of death, "Wendy, Is there anyone in there with you?", he quickly asked
"Well there's a girl, but she seems to be asleep she hasn't even moved", Wendy replied
"Kairi!", cried Sora, usumingly
Suddenly, Kairi is taken away (And Wendy or so they think), "Hey come on we gotta go get them", cried Peter and then whispered, " Or Wendy will kill me"
"I still hate you Sora!", snapped Donald
Peter rolled his eyes, "Oh stop fighting! What if something happened, then you'd have to work together!"
Donald stared at Peter, "I don't care; I STILL HATE HIM!"
In the Captain's Cabin, Sora spots Riku holding Kairi, "Riku, wait!", he cried out. Sudddenly, Dark-Sora appears giving Riku a chance to make away with Kairi
"Oh shit!", Sora exclaimed
Peter turned to Sora, "Don't worry, he's only a heartless, he won't be any harder then the rest"
"Fight me", hissed Dark-Sora, "I think not!", the he started to attack Peter Pan alot
Sora looked for Donald and saw he K.O'ed on the floor, "Oh no, someone drugged Donald!", he shouted
(A/N: How'd Donald get K.O'ed? Oh well)
"No they didn't", Peter said
"DONALD, I'M GONNA REPLACE YOU WITH GOOFY SOON!", thundered Sora
Dark-Sora rolled his eyes, "You more you spilt the less you kill", he said
"I hate riddles for that you're going to hell!", snapped Sora
"You're going to hell!", boomed Dark-Sora, but then a portal open underneth him, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!", he screamed as he got taken back to his own world the Heartless World
"Now why must they make my shadow evil?", moaned Sora
Donald quickly answered, "Because you're evil!"
Peter Pan had gone off and had found Wendy laying unconscious, "Wendy!"
("Hey!")
Peter glared at Tinkerbell, "Come on, Tink, not now!", Sora and the others came in, Peter turned to Sora, "Well this is as far as I can go, I gotta help Wendy!", and with that he flies off
"Hi Donald", said Goofy appearing again
"Hi Asshole!", snapped Donald, bitterly
They all wondered around the ship looking for what they are meant to do, they come across some Heartless, they are dead before you know it
Suddenly Goofy spotted something, "A ladder!"
"No! You think?", sighed Donald, with a roll of the eyes
After a long while they finally get to the Ship's Deck, We're they meet the Captain
"Quite a handful, that boy Riku running off without saying a word, well bad to you I guess", shrugged Captain Hook
Sora and his friend all pulled out they're weapons, "Where did he go tell me or else!", shouted Sora
"Or else what? Besides he only went to the ruins of Hollow Bastion were Maleficent is", Hook said, but then he pulled out a glass case; Tinkerbell was inside, "Go or leave her behind if you wish, but you are surrounded by ocean, your choice!"
Sora glared down at sharks, who started to swim around, the Captain contiuned, "Hand over the Keyblade and I'll spare you; I'm nice guy really. So what will it be the Keyblade or the plank!"
Donald mummbled to himself, "As if we have a choise". Meanwhile, Crocky is waiting for his small chewy snack, Captain Hook starts to get panicky, "I can't stay here! He'll have me other hand, Smee you take care of them!", and with that he left
"I, god, I think I'll walk the plank", sighed Sora
Donald suddenly took notice of the Sharks, "Sharks...? There are Sharks down there! OH MY GOD! Help me god!", he cried out
Sora is going to jump off from the plank to the Crocodile's mouth. But then, Sora heard Peter Pan's voice.
"Fly, Sora! Just believe, and you can do it!"
And Sora jumps and the Crocodile doesn't get his deserts today but Donald will not tolerate this. He wanted Sora to be eaten alive, Sora starts flying around, "Hello, bye, bye, I can believe", Sora said
Peter Pan steals Tinker Bell and leaves Smee doing the cha, cha, cha, "What the fu?", said Smee
"We gotto nowkill the Captain", Peter told Sora
Sora paused, "I'm forgetting Goofy!", he exclaimed
"What about Donald?", asked Goofy
"I can take care of myself", snorted Donald, rudely
Peter Pan sets Tinker Bell free, "Thanks", Sora said to Peter
"It's ok, don't mention it anytime bud", shrugged Peter
"Hey look monsters!", cried Goofy
Peter grinned, "I killed them all!"
Suddenly they all bust into song;
(A/N: I have no idea where this version of the lyrics 'You Can Fly' came from but it was the first lyrics to the song I found so I used it, don't me any credit I didn't make it up! I only edited the frist two verses)
Goofy:
"Think of a wonderful thought
Any jolly little thought"
Donald:
"Think of Xmas, think of snow
Think of any bells, Here we go!"
Sora:
"Like a reindeer in the sky
We can fly! We can fly!
We can fly!"
Peter:
"Soon you'll zoom all around the room
All it takes is faith and trust
But the thing that's a positive must
Is a little bit of pixie dust
The dust is a positive must"
Sora, Donald, Goofy:
"You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly!"
Sora:
"When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start"
Goofy:
It's a very simple plan
You can do what the birdies can
Donald:
"At least it's worth a try" (Shrug)
All:
"You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly! You can fly!"
AHEM! Back to the plot! They trick Captain into running out looks round confused
"Ahhhhhh?", Hook mummered as he looked about
Peter snigger to himself and went up behind the Captain and pokes him with his dagger
"OWWW!", screamed the Captain, "-- p-peter pa--blast you!", he retorted
"Ready to make a splash codfish now it's your turn to walk the plank!", laughed Peter
The Captain makes Heartless appears, "MONSTERS!", exclaimed Donald
"No really! You think!", snapped Sora
Peter gave a huge grin, "Captain, I shall slice you and dice you till you are no more!"
"You think you're pitiful things can defeat me!", boomed Hook
Somebody suddenly starts to fire bombs at them, one it Sora, "Who did that?", he thundered
"Me!", shouted Donald, "And I hit my target"
The battle ends because they kill him, Hook screamed as the Crocky chased him into the distance, "One day you'll pay for what has happened to so many good heartlesses", he cried as he ran for it
A little while later, Sora was gazeing out to sea, Goofy turned to Donald and said, "Kairi didn't wake up so maybe she lost her--", but Donald cut him short by saying, "Shhhh!"
"Sora? I still can't believe it you really flew I wonder if she'll believe you", Peter said
Sora sighed then said, "Maybe one day I'll bring her here then she can try it herself if you can believe then you can do anything right? I'll find Kairi I know will there's so much I want to tell her about flying and the pirates and everything else that happened..."
Suddenly Tinkerbell came and said something which made Peter say, "Whats that, Tink? There's something at the clock tower? What's there?"
So they flew there, to the Clock Tower in London, "What the freaking hell am I meant to do here?", Sora asked, ticked off-ly
"Try and make it 1..", suggested Donald
Peter let out a laugh and said, "1 step ahead"
Sora, hit the clock's hands and make 1, nothing happed, "STUPID THING!", Sora then hit it until it became 12 'Ding dong ding dong ding dong... ' and Walla! The Keyhole appears and so Sora locks it, but else where (namely Hollow Bastion) Riku is panting alot
"It was reckless to bring her here without at least using a vessel remember, relying too heavily on the dark powers could cost you your heart", said the bi--- Err I mean witch, Maleficent
There was a noise, "A castaway?", Maleficent started, "Though his world perished his heart did not when we took the princess from his castle he apparently followed her here though sheer force of will but fear not no harm will come to you, he is no match for your power…", she finished
"My power?", Riku asked
Maleficent smiled wickedly, "Yes, the untapped power that lies within you now child it's time to awaken your power and realized your full potential"
Riku glows green (Donald: Like toxic waste that he is - Me: Shut up!) Meanwhile back at the Clock Tower in London
Wendy sighed, "Peter? Are you really going back to Neverland?"
"Afraid so", shurgged Peter, "But we can see each other any time as long as you don't forget about Neverland that is"
Tinkerbell was most annoyed as Peter and Wendy held hands and exchanged looks, Donald started laughing at Tinker Bell, but as soon as she turns round he stopped and started whistling
"Oh Boy", groaned Peter, "She's getting steamed again. Do me a favor look after her for me will ya?", asked Peter
"What!", exclaimed Sora
It's all over they decide enough is enough and climb aboard the gummy ship and jet away forgetting about Goofy he's still on the pirate ship waiting for Sora and Donald to come back...
End of The Kingdom Heart Chronicles: Never-Never-Neverland!
Goofy: Well that was fun
Donald: For some! We had to Sing!
Xiao Tanaka: I could't resist, I'm sorry!
Sora: I liked it!
Donald: Of course you did, you like all of them!
Sora: Shut up ya Featherhead!
Donald: I recent that remark
Xiao Tanaka: But your a duck?
Donald:...
Xiao Tanaka: Please don't tell me you didn't know that?
Donald:...Just messin' with ya
Xiao Tanaka: Thats my quote!
Donald: Sorry!
Goofy: Can we leave the soon we do the sooner a new episode and be put up!
Donald: Did he? Just speak intellegance!
Goofy: What's that mean?
Donald: Spoke too soon...
Sora: Where are we going next?
Xiao Tanaka: Hollow Bastion
Sora: Great!
Xiao Tanaka's Mum: Get off the Computer!
Donald: Your in trouble now!
Xiao Tanaka: Shut up! Got ta go bye, Catch ya all later (Runs off)
Sora: I'll do the review thing; Read and Review but its only is you want to though, no force intended
Donald: That sucker Xiao go told off--
Daisy's Voice: DONALD!
Donald: Uh oh, better run like hell! (Runs off screaming)
A/N: I like Daisy and Donald's relasionship but it's funny to muck around with it :D
Dasiy: (Chasing Donald) COME BACK HERE!
Sora: O.O...Why is she mad with him?
Goofy: Missed his date with her
Sora: Ah...
Donald: HELP ME!
Sora: Let's help him before Daisy gets arrested for Duck slaugther
Goofy: Agreed (They both run off the help poor Donald)