Xiao Tanaka: GUYS GUESS WHAT!
Sora: Another Review?
Goofy: Another Chapter?
Donald:...Another day...
Xiao Tanaka: Yes all of that but...MEEKO'S HERE!
Donald: Uh oh...
Goofy: Who's she?
Xiao Tanaka: My friend
Meeko: Hello
Sora: Sup
Meeko: Yes nice to meet you too!
Sora: O.o? Whats up with her?
Xiao Tanaka: School, my friend, School...
Sora: Oh...What's that?
Donald: -.-' Moron
Meeko: Wait? This isn't the Story? What are we doing?
Xiao Tanaka: This is the Daliy Rant before the Fic
Meeko: Wha?
Xiao Tanaka: Oh boy...
Sora: So ummm? What about this review?
Donald: I'll say it today!
Meeko: I want to do it!
Donald: Tuff! (he reads the review) hmmm, she's got a jolly good point; Why do you Sora choose me over Goofy, When you don't even like me!
Sora:...Ummm; Because...
Meeko: It makes your life hell, Donald!
Donald: Aw Phooey! (Xiao and Meeko snigger)
Goofy: (Sniffs) No one likes me
Xiao Tanaka: I do! (Hugs Goofy, gives everyone else the look of death) Don't worry your in this one alot
Goofy: Yey!
Donald: Oh bully...why does every second of my life hate me?
Meeko: Because your possessed?
Goofy: Because your insanse?
Sora: Because you have no life what-so-ever!
Donald: ENOUGH!
Xiao Tanaka: Deary me, will you all just stop it!
Meeko/Sora/Goofy/Donald: Sorry...
Xiao Tanaka: Thank you, anyways glad, Sora liked my last chapter
Sora: What?
Xiao Tanaka: You know what I mean! Sora-Oathkeeper-Oblivion, rememmber?
Sora: Oh, yeah, right...
Goofy: Meeko? Wanna do the Review
Meeko: Yey! What do I say?
Sora: That Xiao doesn't own the game; Kingdom Hearts and none of the charaters and that this is rated PG
Meeko: Ok, Xiao doesn't own the game; Kingdom Hearts and none of the charaters and this is rated PG
Goofy: She's good
Sora: She just copyied me!
Meeko: (Kicks Sora)
Sora: Ow! Don't make me use my Keyblade!
Xiao Tanaka: Uh oh...Better start the Fic, Enjoy!
The Kingdom Hearts Chronicles
Showdown at Hollow Bastion; Part I
Written By Xiao Tanaka And Meeko
Key
"Speaking"
Narrator/Narrator
Thinking
"Singing"
So they head to the new planet, hitting what seemed like every single asteroid on there way. And a couple of road hogs to add to that
Donald, who was driving, looked at Sora, "I'm sorry I did what ever happened", he apliogied, "Friends?", he added hopefully
"Keep your eye on the road!", remined Sora, "Yes friends", he quickly added
"Good idea", mummbled Goofy
When they reached the world, they all looked out of the window and stared at the new world; Hollow Bastion, "Oh my god, look at this dump!", complained Donald and so they landed, Goofy the points at the big castle, "Oh my god", sighed Donald
"I was just thinking the same thing", Sora said then he pauses and felt his heart, "This place make me feel warm inside..."
"Naw...your just hungry", blabbered out Donald
Sora shot an icey glare at the Duck, "Your asking for another fight!", he snapped
Suddenlt there was a tremendous 'Roarrrrrr!', which scared the guys silly when they had calmed down and bit Sora said, "Let's go!", and they ran towards where the sound came from, When they get there...
"It's a monster!", gasped Sora to his friends, he then noticed something else, "Riku...?"
"No vessel, No Heartless?", Riku was saying to The Beast (A/N: Yes It is The Beast)
The Beast looked a Riku, "But sir..."
"No but's! But how did you get here?", asked Riku, harshly
"I simply beileved nothing more to it, when our world feel into darkness", the Beast started, "Belle was taken from me I vowed I would find her again no matter what the cost! I would find her I believed I would find her so here I am, she must be here and I will have her back!", the Beast ordered
Riku smiled wickely, for a change at the Beast, "Take her if you can!"
The Beast jumps to attack Riku; Riku jumps away, matrix style, The Beast is probably now dead, nope, wait? The sword bounced! The Beast lives!
"Stop! I need him", shouted Sora, as he and co ran up to Riku
"You finally made it", smirked Riku, "About time I've been waiting for you, we've always been rivals haven't we? You've always pushed me as I've always pushed you"
"Riku...", sighed Sora, sadly
Riku glared and shook his head, "But it all ends here there can't be two Keyblade Masters!"
Sora blinked at Riku, "What are you talking about!"
"Let the Keyblade chose it's own master!", shouted Riku, Then to everyone's suprise; The Keyblade goes to Riku
"Huh!", came the chorous from Donald, Sora and Goofy
Riku started to laugh, "You don't have what it takes to save Kairi", the he looked straight at Sora, just to be spiteful,
"It's up to me, only the KeyBlade master can open the secert door and change the world!"
Donald paused and then said, "Well, good luck with that!"
"But thats impossible", gasped Sora, "How did this happen? I'm the one who fought my way here with the Keyblade...?"
"You were just the delierery boy; sorry your parts over now and I'm not even giving you a tip!", sniggered Riku
"Oh really?", said Sora
"Yeah", answered Donald
Sora smacked his head, "D'oh"
Riku was about to walk off when he stopped and faced Sora, "Here!", and throws Sora a wooden toy sword, "Go play hero with this", and off he went. Sora dropped on his knees all dramatic (A/N: Did any of you notice Donald and Goofy have happy faces on when this happens, no emotion what-so-ever!)
"Let's go!", snorted Goofy about Riku, "Leave him"
"Hello, forgetting something are we today Goofy", said Donald to Goofy
"What's that", asked Goofy
"We have a mission still!", snapped or rather shouted the Duck
Goofy sighed and looked over his shoulder at Sora, "But Sora--", he started
Donald rolled his eyes, "Oh, he's now a dead weight!", They abandon him, Donald is quite unrelucktant though, "Sora, I'm sorry but I have orders", and with that they left poor Sora and followed Riku (A/N: I wish I knew what happened with Riku when Donald and Goofy joined him, it would be interesting...)
The Beast, injured, started limping near Sora, "Hey don't move your injured!", Sora cried out
"Why did you come here? I came to fight for Belle and though I am on my own; I will fight!", the Beast said
"Oh crap I'm teamed up with a big, fat, hairy thing that doesn't even know what a fork is!", moaned Sora, They are magicly warped to the castle
"Ermm", started Sora, "Where are you from?", asked Sora
"Don't know...", replied the Beast
"So where were you born?"
"Don't know..."
"How old are you?"
"Don't know..."
"Who were your parents?"
"Don't know..."
"Whats your middle name?"
"Don't know..."
"Whats your--"
"Shut up!", roared the Beast
They arrive at a gate, Sora starts trying to open the gate, "I've been there, you can go", said the Beast, "Ok?", Sora said confuesdly, he turned to the gates, "Open the Gates!", then the gates open, "O-o-o-k", Meanwhile all the Princess of Hearts have been captured, Maleficent spoke to them;
"O purest of hearts show me the keyhole or I'll hit you with me stick!", They show her the Keyhole but she hit's them with a stick anyway, Meanwhile...Sora and Beast are at the Entrance Room of the Castle
"Now what, asked Sora to himself
The Beast looked away, "Be on your guard...", warned the Beast
"I know!", snapped Sora
"They're close, I can feel it...", the Beast sighed
Sora then started to run around in circles screaming, "He must be possesed! He must be possesed!"
"What!", roared the Beast then he stopped at looked behind him, "Belle!", and there in the door way was a girl, but then it turned into a heartless
"I'm not Belle!", snapped The Heartless, "Do I look like a bell?"
The Beast, in-raged, lept after the punny Heartless with a 'ROARRRR'
"Eeeek! He'll kill me! Holy crap run like hell!", cried the Heartless, The door locked, thrust, locking the Beast out
Then a voice rang out, "Quit while you can!", It was Riku!
"No! Not without Kairi", Sora said and then spotting his Ex-Friends shouted at them, "Donald and Goofy! You tratiors!"
"The darkness will destory you", hissed Riku
Sora shook his head, "Your wrong the darkness can destory my body but it can't touch my heart, my heart will stay with my friends, it'll never die!"
Riku rolled his eyes, "Really? Well we'll just have to see about that!"
"Could this be it? I get to go home!", Donald said hopefully
"I'll be right behind you!", Goofy said
Riku shot a death look at Donald and Goofy then said, "ATTACK!", and shot a beam at Sora, Sora closed his eyes but just when it looks like its curtans for Sora, Goofy ran up just in time and blocked it (The Beam)
Sora just stood there..."Why?", he asked
"Sora's not gonna go anywhere!", Goofy said firmly
Riku tilted his head, "You'd betray your king?", he asked
Goofy gave a grin, "Don't worry. I tryed to be excuted by one and I survived that", and as he said that he pulled his head off (Remember Alantica?), "But I'm stayin' loyal to Sora; My master, (A/N: He's a dog right?)
"Feach puppy", said Sora
"CAN I HAVE SOME BREAD!", shouted Donald
Goofy started waving to Donald, "See ya later Donald, tell the king I'm sorry but I'm scared what will happen when I show him my trick" (A/N: Oh his trick? Its when he pulls his head off)
Donald jummped and shouted, "Wait Goofy! I'll tell him, but I'm coming too! (A/N: Why doesn't he just say, in the Kingdom Hearts version, of this bit normally? Its not like Goofy can't hear him), Donald ran over to them
"Oh boy", groaned Sora
Donald closed his eyes, "Do I have to look at you? Just wondering...", asked Donald
"Please say you haven't fallen out", sighed Goofy
"You'll find out later", mummbled Sora, "When I'm dead later!"
Donald smiled (For Once!), "We're stuck together like glue"
"This is a living nightmare...", moaned Sora
Riku gave out a cough, "How will you fight without a weapon?", he asked
"I'll show you", grinned Sora and held up Donald
"Please! No! I'll be good!", begged Donald
Sora gave a cocky smile to Riku, "I don't need the KeyBlade; I have Donald; I've got a better weapon and it's called Donald!"
Riku looked surprised, "Donald?", he said and then in a quite voice mummbed, "Good point", he snapped out of it and contuied, "What good will he do? That little weak thing..."
Donald folded his arms annoyedly, "I'm Insulted!", then he quickly added, "But I have feathers!"
"Although my heart", started Sora, "May be weak, I've got Goofy, So it's not alone", he then proceed to talk about his friends, "They've grown with each new experience and have found a home and bread. I've become part of them too so I guess that means I get hurt alot. And if they think of me now and then and don't forget me then they're truely miserable. I don't need a weapon! I have Donald and Goofy as my power!"
Riku's Keyblade disappeared, making him gasp in shock and goes back to Sora. Now they all have there weapons, Donald feels safe again, "He's good", he mummbled
Sora glared briefly before saying, "Thanks for the encourgement..."
And so Riku starts to fight with Sora and co. Again Merlin appears then thinks "Why was I here?" and vanashes
"That was pointless", Donald grummbled
"You can't win!", shouted Riku
They kill him adventuly, after ages, Donald got K.O'ed though
Riku, worn out byt fighting, stopped and shrugged, "You win then, I guess", and ran off
"So...your heart won this battle", said the Beast, now comming back
Goofy healed Donald, "I'm awake, What did I miss?", he remarked
"Yep", replied Sora to the Beast
Then they headed off (Sora, Donald and Goofy. Yes! The Beast isn't going with them) to the Libary where they had to sort all the books out, "Cool it unlocked a secert path!", Sora cried out as a bookcase moved to reveal a secret door
"I'm scared", shivered Donald
"Your always scared", Goofy said
They collect 4 pieces of a puzzel in order to open the door, they go in after they do the stupid puzzel and enter a room; Meanwhile, Riku is running along in the Castle Chapel
"Why it was mine?", groaned Riku, said because of his loss of the Keyblade
"I know this, the heart that is strong and true shall win the Keyblade"
Riku turned around to see a hooded man behind him, "What! Are you saying my heart is weaker than his?", he exclaimed
"For an instant it was...", The Hooded man said, "However you can become stronger you showed no fear in stepping through the door to darkness it held no terror for you. Plunge deeper into the darkness and your heart will grow stronger"
"What should I do?", asked Riku
The Man smiled from underneth his hood, "It's really quite simple; open yourself to the darkness that is all. Let your heart you and your being become darkness itself!", at this Riku started to glow green again...
Meanwhile...Sora and Co are lost, they don't speak very much because there scared. They climb higher and higher through the castle, until they reach a high point where all the monsters are, but they just run by
"I'm getting killed!", cried Donald
Goofy gave a shurg, "Nothing out the ordanary then"
The encounter a mean puppy, "Aww cute boy", said Donald, the Dog bites Donald's bum so he's waudling around with a dog on his ass
A/N: Don't look at me! I didn't write that bit above, Meeko did :D
Meanwhile, Riku and Maleficent (Or Mal-the-Cow as me and Meeko call her) are talking
"Yes the keyhole to darkness", lauged Maleficent
"Unlock it and the heartless will overun this world", said Riku, his voice was different (Because he was speaking with his normal voice and that of the Hooded Man)
Maleficent glanced at him, "What do I care? The darkness holds no power over me, I'd rather use it's power to rule all worlds!", she said
Riku gave a laugh and shook his head, "Pah, Such confidence..."
"Ohh...?", Maleficentasked then her face turned red as Kairi appears, "Impossible, they're all here!", she shouted
"Without her heart...She will never be able to realease her power", Riku said, then there was a long bang,Maleficent rolled her eyes, "The king's fools are here. I'll deal with them myself you stay here and guard the princesses", and with that she left. Riku started to glow blue for a change
Meanwhile, Sora is doomed...anyways they (Donald, Sora and Goofy) are hopping around the room like ducks (oh wait Donald it's your natural habit)
"I'm afaird you're to late any moment now the final Keyhole will be unleashed and this world will be punged into darkness; it is unstopable!", shouted Maleficent, evilly at them
Sora gave a grin, "We'll stop it!", he said
"I'm scared", shivered Donald
"Your always scared", Goofy sighed
Sora rolled his eyes at his friends, "After coming this far, there's no way were gonna let this happen!", he said firmly
"You poor simple fools, you think you can deafet me? Me, the misstress of all evil!", bellowed Maleficent
"Dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun- dun!", said Donald
Meanwhile, Everybody else is fighting there hearts out; literally, Goofy gave a glare to Donald, "Are you going to help at all?"
"Ok", shurgged Donald
Merlin appears and giving them a dog, they water it, and the dog starts biting Maleficent, making her retreat into a portal, Riku is there
"Do you need help?", asked Riku
"Riku!", came Sora's voice as he and his friends came running through the portal after Mal
Donald stopped and saw something in Riku's hand's that made him ask, "Is that!"
Riku smiled, "Yes...A Keyblade", he wasn't kidding, there in his hands was a Black/Dark Keyblade, "But unlike yours, Sora, this Keyblade holds the power to unlock peoples hearts allow me to demonstrate", he stopped and without warning turned around and stabbed Maleficent with the Dark Keyblade, "Behold!", he cried
"Ahh!", gasped Maleficent
"Now open your heart! Surrender it to the darkness become darkness itself!", Riku shouted to her, then withdrawning his Keyblade from her, makes a quick get away
Maleficent smiled, "This is it...this power; DARKNESS, THE TRUE DARKNESS!"
Sora froze, "Oh dear...", he gasped as Maleficent turned into a huge (I'm not jokeing!) Dragon! Merlin appears and gives them a water cat, the cat starts straching the death out of Maleficent and she dies
"Yeah! Ding Dong, The Bitch is Dead!", exclaimed Sora, happily
"How ironic...she was just another puppet after all", came Riku's voice as he returned
Donald let out a cry of, "Wha!"
"The heartles were using Maleficent from the beging, she failed to noticed the darkness in her heart; a fitting end for such a fool", and with that he escapes the scence, The Good Guys go back through the portal and back into the Castle Chapel
"Phew; glad thats over", sighed Donald
"Hello? I still egzist!", Goofy said, They enter the Grand hall and run up the stairs; Goofy can't get in due to a newly formed barrier
Sora looked around and then he saw, laying on the ground lifeless was...,"Kairi!", he ran over to her, "Kairi! Kairi! Open your eyes!"
"It's no use", came, guess who, Riku's voice, "That girl has lost her heart, she cannot wake up"
"What? You...your not Riku?", Sora said, baffeled
Riku jummped down from where he had been sitting, "The keyhole can not be completed as long as the last Princess of Heart still sleeps"
"The Princess...? Kairi's a Princess!", gasped Sora
"Yes and without her power the keyhole will remain imcomplete, it is time she awakend", continuted Riku
Sora glared at him, "Whoever you are let Riku go! Give him back his heart!"
Riku smiled and shook his head, "But first...I am your father"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", screamed Sora
"Hahahahaha! You fell for it! Anyway you must die for her to have her heart!", said Riku and then pointed his Dark Keyblade at Sora's heart, "Ohhhhh ouch!", groaned Sora as he fell on his knees from the pain
"Sora!", Donald cried out in alarm
Riku looked at Sora and shouted, " Don't you see yet! The Princess's heart is responding it has been there all along! Kairi heart rests within you!"
"Kairi...Kairi's inside me?", asked Sora
Riku gave a grin, "I know all that there is to know...", at which Donald remarked, "Ah! Whad-do you know!"
"Who are you?", asked Sora, Riku smiled
"It is I, Ansem, The Seeker of Darkness!"
Donald, natrually, lost his temmper and charged at Riku, "Ahhhhh!", he cried, but Riku easily knocked him flying out of the area and out of the barrier
(A/N: I got mad when this happened and found out I had to fight Riku by myself and that he was a Pain in the Arse to defeat, "Stupid Donald", I said to my friend Meeko, "If he had't been such a 'Billy the Hero', I would still have a party memmber!", Of course I kick Riku's butt after 15 goes, lol)
Back to the Plot
"So I shall release you now princess complete the keyhole with your power open he door lead me into everlasting darkness!", said Riku and went to strike Sora, just at the last second Sora heard Kairi's Voice,
"Sora!"
Sora then blocked Riku's Keyblade with his own, "Forget it! There's no way you're taking Kairi's heart!"
(Ahem! Now we go into the werid stuff aside from the plot Meeko made up :D, Also its based on me when I kept dieing and attempting to kill Riku, I'll tell you I learn that whole scence by heart!)
Sora, suddenly, turns into a dragon, "What the hell?", he commented
"Eek! A dragon!", exclaimed Donald in fear
Sora, who is the Dragon, said, "It's only me", Goofy in the meantime was doing something else, " Erm What's this?"
"Don't Touch!"
But Donald's warning came too late as Goofy had touched it and this resulted in destroying the Keyhole of Evil
"Clever Donald", smilled Goofy
Donald blinked at him, "Why am I clever?"
Riku smiled at them, and being a smarty pants said, "Because that was not the Keyhole of Evil; that was the Keyhole of Good!"
"Great going, Donald and Goofy", Sora said as he rolled his eyes at them
"Opps...you idiot Goofy!", snapped Donald
Goofy looked around at Donald and Sora's angrey faces, "Erm, I didn't mean too!"
"Hello? Help me!", shouted Sora to his useless Party members
Donald looked at the broken Keyhole, "Maybe, It can be re-built?", he asked Goofy, "Yes, it can", replied the knight, So Donald and Goofy put the Keyhole back together again
Sora gave a yawn, "Are you done yet?"
"Yes", answered Donald, "But I think it's upside down..."
"Good luck Sora!", called Goofy to Sora
"Eek! A dragon!", exclaimed Donald
Sora hit his head, "Shall I say it again? I'm the picka-dilly dragon!", he shouted
"Is that all you can do?", asked Riku
Sora grinned at him, "I haven't even shown my true colours!"
"Surrender!", shouted Riku, "Not in your lifetime!", came Sora's reply
"GO SORA!", cheered Donald and Goofy, they spoke to soon as Sora was killed, "Run! I'm weakling!", cried Donald
Riku rolled his eyes as Sora came back to life, "Back so soon", Sora heart started to hurt again and dropped to his knees, "Opps did you drop it again?", asked Donald(A/N: I have no idea what Meeko mean't by this, neither does she, lol)
"Donald! I'm gonna kill you!", snapped Riku, Donald runs to protect Sora, Riku smacks him away
Donald grummbled and shouted as he was soaring through the air, "This isn't fair I'm always picked on! I need to speak to my adviser!"
"Good, some other time...right now Sora's dieing again and we need to help him!", Goofy said and then he paused, "I smell noodles", he commented
"No that's burnin rubber because Sora's killing the evil guy", Donald snorted
Goofy crossed his eyes puzzeledly, "I thought that guy was his friend?"
"Obviously not a good one...", finished Donald. Goofy gazed at the Final Keyhole, "That Keyhole...", he started
Sora suddenly inturruppted him, "I'm getting sick of that word!", Donald looked confused, "What? Keyh--"
"Don't say it! It's as bad as that song! You know? "You raise me up, I'm a complete asshole!", Sora bellowed
A/N: Me and Meeko HATE THAT SONG! Hence it's being in the fic
"Oh that...I don't like that either", shrugged Donald
Riku glared at them and shouted, "If you want a nice chit chat then for gods sake don't leave me standin here!"
Sora groaned, "Ok, ok, I'm coming!", he sighed
"Guess what Goofy?", said Donald, with a fake grin
"What?", asked the knight
"Sora's dead!", shouted the duck
Goofy gazed up at the celling, "Better go and find him somewhere in the clouds...", then Sora came back, "Missed me?", he said
"No...", mummbled Donald
Sora gave the look of Death at Donald, "What was that!"
"I said I don't know!", snapped Donald
Goofy grined and stuck his thumb up at Sora, "Nice come back", he commented
"Glad your having a nice chat, Give some sympathy for the soon to dead guy, Sora snapped
Riku laughed, "Boy, you got that right", he snorted, Donald ran to protect Sora from Riku's blow but as before and was sent flying out of the Area, "I'm sorry I tryed to be a hero; Good luck!", he shouted
"Your no match for me!", Riku smriked, "I don't care!", shouted Sora and his friend or Foe now, "I'm going to save Kairi!"
Riku blinked at him, "Forgetting Something?"
"Oh and the other Princess too!", finished Sora
End of The Kingdom Hearts Chronicles: Showdown at Hollow Bastion; Part One
Donald: Gasp A Clifhanger! Will Sora kick Riku's arse, If so will he get to help Kairi, What will me and Goofy do, Will those Heartless cause more Chaos, What will happen to Riku, Who's Ansem anyway. Find out in the next exciting episode of; The Kingdom Hearts Chronicles!
Xiao Tanaka: Donald...You Scare the Shit out of me sometimes!
Sora: O.O Where does he think this stuff up!
Meeko: Ummm? Lets see...I don't know!
Goofy: Huh?
Donald: Sorry
Meeko: You better be sorry
Xiao Tanaka: (Sigh) Anyways Read and Review
Meeko: But it's only if you want too!
Xiao Tanaka:How did you know that?
Meeko: Sora told me
Xiao Tanaka: Oh...god I'm tried, lets call it a day...
Sora: Yeah, anyways...Stay tuned :D