Disclaimer: Same as b4 (btw, I didn't add a disclaimer to the first chapter, but I do not own HP and it should be on the first chap lol.)

Clip from previous chapter: It all started to make sense. This wouldn't have happened if the sub nurse wasn't there. With that in mind, she reversed tracks, heading towards the boy's dormitories. If Harry allowed it, his father's old invisibility cloak would finally be put to good use this year.

Hermione had an irresistible grin plastered on her face as she marched up the stairs to Harry's dormitory. The more she thought about what had happened, the happier she was. Now she could read into Harry's mind, and figure out how to win him over. She could toy with Malfoy, making his life a living hell. Heck, she could become Hogwarts own personal matchmaker, and maybe, just maybe, she would be the popular irresistible girl magnet she had always dreamed of being.

"Hey, Harry. How are you doing?" Upon seeing Harry's darling face, Hermione's confidence dropped a little, but she was careful to retain her composure when Harry replied.

"Hermione… how are you? How's your ankle?" Were the words Harry spoke a loud. But, he was secretly thinking, "Do you need a massage… on your ankle? Or do you want me to massage your mouth with my tongue?" A flush crept up slowly on Harry's neck. Hermione, having heard all of his thoughts, decided to play with his mind.

"Why, Harry… I'm fine, but I think I bit my tongue on the way up here… oh, why are you blushing?" she took careful care to lick her teeth as she spoke, and she walked, swaying her hips seductively up to him. Harry visibly tensed when she got near him, but she instead walked beside him and sat on his bed.

"Oh my god, she's so sexy!" Harry's eyes followed Hermione to the bed where she sat down. She leaned back a little bit, as if to play with his thoughts slightly. "Oh no. Shit!"

Hermione looked up quickly upon hearing those words. Was Harry OK? When her eyes found Harry, she realized he had grabbed a pillow from the closet bed, and placed it in front of his zipper to his jeans. Even when she was able to read minds, it took Hermione a full minute to understand what had just happened to Harry. Relishing happily on the thought that Harry couldn't read her mind, she thought, "I just causes Harry a boner."

Hermione decided to see how long she could get Harry to play under her finger. She was thoroughly enjoyed having Harry play at the tips of her fingers, and she got up slowly from Harry's bed, swaying over to where he was standing. She tilted her chin up to where Harry was looking down on her, and her lips formed a smile.

"Anyways, Harry, I had a very important question I needed to ask you." Hermione licked her lips, and stared at Harry, waiting for his thoughts.

"Hermione.. oh, Hermione, what is it? You can't do this to me, I might explode!" Were Harry's thoughts, but he instead said, "Shoot."

Hermione shot a quick glance down at Harry's pants, which luckily Harry did not see, for he was looking at the door, which had just opened.

"Oh my lord, YES Dean, when did you get so GOOD?"

Seamus and Dean had just sauntered into the room, clawing each other hungrily, obviously thriving on the fact that they were close to what they thought was a deserted common room.

Harry's mouth fell open when the two boys finally were in plain sight of Harry and Hermione.

"Uhh, sorry for barging in, I'll just leave now," Hermione said sternly, trying to regain her usual bossy composure.

"Work it Hermione, work that thing!" said the voice of both Dean and Harry together. Just to be a tease, Hermione turned around, winked, and swayed her hips to the door. She slowly turned around to face Harry, who now had not one, but two pillows over his jeans.

"Harry, meet me down in the common room at say.." she paused to twirl her hand around her finger entrancingly, "1 in the morning. I'll finish telling you about my question."

With a final turn and flick of her backside, she was walking back down the stairs to the Gryffindor common room.

So, maybe she wouldn't use the invisibility cloak tonight to sneak into the nurse's office.

"I might as well use this gift as long as I can," she thought, heading off without her books to Transfiguration.

"What's that Hermione?" Came Ron's voice, emerging from the portrait hole, picking up a pen from the ground and turning around to leave again. "What gift?"

"Oh, nothing…"

But Hermione couldn't help but smile as she heard Ron's thoughts say, "No, Hermione has no gifts… unless you count the gift she owns for looking like an impecible sexy beast every time she enters the room."

"Walk me to class, Ronald… I'd like to listen to more of your thoughts."

And with that, the two friends made their way down to Transfiguration, Hermione listening into Ron's thoughts the whole way there.

A/N: Ok, so, I've created this story and made up all of these chapters in one night LOL! So, if the chapters are bad, tell me ok? Please read AND review. I originally thought I wouldn't post anything if I didn't get enough reviews, and that is going to come into play now. I've given you guys a little taste of the humor, romance, and action that is going to be happening during this story. I will only post more if you guys review and tell me what you think of the story. You don't have to say it's good, but I want reviews, I like to read them and improve my writing. Btw, all of u guyz who have reviewed so far r soo gr8, so thanks a lot. Luv ya! New chapter will be posted once I have 13 reviews. XD.ermHe