Disclaimer: No, I don't know anything, and no, I probably never will… sad day lol.
A/N: Just so u know, this chapter is probably going to be the shortest one in the series, but if you guys want, I'll try and get the other ones to be longer… the thing is, this chapter is a lot of excitement that might be kind of rushed, but the next chapter will hopefully be even more funny, exciting, romantic… lol and everything else you can think of. Yippee! So review to tell me what you think XD.
Clip from past chapter (slightly altered): Hermione closed the door silently behind her, and then gasped loudly at the sight that her eyes beheld. "Oh my god… Ronald!"
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Hermione stared wide eyed at the sight before her. Instead of the room being transformed to look like some kind of a battle scene, the walls were red, and a white fluffy carpet was below her feet. There was a huge comfy looking bed that Hermione would trade in any day for her boring four poster one. But, the most disturbing sight in front of her is what was happening at the gold and red love couch. Ron and Malfoy were both together on it, looking at a crackling fire, a serene look in both of their eyes. Hermione's eyes looked down at Malfoy's hand, which was caressing Ron's inner thigh lightly. And then it happened. Malfoy leaned into Ron, and captured his mouth in a breathtaking kiss.
"Mm, Malfoy, why didn't you tell me about your feelings for me before?" Ron breathed happily into Malfoy.
"Because of the mudblood and Potter, is why. You've been hitting on that Granger girl since the dawn of Hogwarts. But I've made my move now, and you can't leave me Weasley. Not after this night is finished."
"Ya, 'Mione might be lovely, but she's nothing compared to you." Ron thought happily, as Draco gestured toward the bed with a jerk of his head.
"Draco, this night looks like it will turn out amazingly. We have to meet again tomorrow, where we can continue this once more."
"GROSS!" Hermione's mind wailed, willing her to run from the room. Hermione quickly complied, and she ran out, shocked from the realizations of the night. Ok, so Seamus and Dean was one thing… and then Malfoy was another… but RON? After all of those not-so-g-rated thoughts he had various girls throughout the castle? Suddenly, laughter gripped Hermione's chest and she squealed with evident delight, punching the air while trying to gasp some breath. She could definitely play with them later… this gift was turning out to be so much fun!
"Too much fun for one night, actually. I'll look for that stupid potion tomorrow, I guess." She thought reasonably, walking by Snape's office as she was on her way back to the common room.
"Hmm, Minerva, when did you ever get that good for such a frail body of yours?" Snape's thoughts drafted out of his office, and it sounded as though he was really speaking those words from right beside Hermione. She was shocked, of course, and listened closely to Snape's next words.
"Minerva, do join me again tomorrow, will you? This night has been nothing short of amazing, and I'd love to have a repeat. In fact, I'll even look up some ways for me to…" Snape gave one of his signature cackling laughs, "pleasure you, completely and utterly. You simply cannot turn me down." Snape finished. "For if you do, I will strip you from your mind, and have my way with you once again every night." He thought to himself with a terrible snicker.
"Why, Severus, I thought you would never ask. Wherever can we go again though? The staff will start to get a slight bit suspicious if we continue to… sneak off together." The Transfiguration professor couldn't help but have a small girlish shriek escape her, a giggle that didn't quite fit her stern personality. Hermione let out a chuckle.
"Yes, I understand, Minerva, but I will find a way for us to do this again by dinner time. Fret not, and we can continue our lovely romps. You better leave now, though, and get some sleep… I know you'll need it."
Professor McGonagall opened Snape's door. Hermione froze, as the Professor looked straight at her, until Hermione remembered she was shielded from her eyes on account of her invisibility cloak. Snape swept down on McGonagall, and gave her a swift kiss on her chapped lips.
"Oh my god, that's the grossest thing I've ever seen." She thought silently. Old people's romance was really not her thing. Nor would it ever be, she thought reasonably. She watched McGonagall as she giddily left, and with a sweep on his hand through his greasy black hair, Snape disappeared behind his door.
Hermione didn't stick around to find out what he would do behind the closed doors, but rather traveled back up to her common room, without meeting any males along the way to her dormitory.
As she lay down in her four poster for another dream-filled sleep, a thought suddenly flashed into her head. Her eyes widened, and her mouth curved into a mysterious smile. Ron and Draco would be meeting up again the next night for another gay romp. Shuddering slightly at the sight of them kissing, the went on to her next though. Snape and McGonagall would also be meeting up the next night, for some good old people romance. If she played her cards right, she could really meddle with these two people's nighttime affairs.
Hermione sighed contentedly as she finally let herself drift into sleep. Tomorrow was going to be a very interesting day.
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A/N: Ok, so I know so far there have been a lot of slash pairings so far in this story, but I'm pretty sure that Ron is the last gay man to enter this fic LOL. Anywho, what do you all think about Snape and McGonagall? Remember to read and review on how you think the story is progressing so far… once again, I'll only post if I get enough reviews. Love you all. XD. The next chapter is already in the making hehe.