A/N: Haha, so get ready for a lot of drama in the upcoming chapter, as Hermione totally sheds her good girl image and meddles with other people's interesting (but slightly wrong) affairs hehe. BTW keep the reviews coming strong, u guys r so awesome! Yippee! And to all of you faithful reviewers… I'll find a way to give you all a shout out lol. Whoopee. BTW I'll try and make this chapter longer then the previous one (which was really short.)
Clip from previous chapter: Ron and Draco would be meeting up again the next night for another gay romp. Shuddering slightly at the sight of them kissing, she went on to her next thought. Snape and McGonagall would also be meeting up the next night, for some good old people romance. If she played her cards right, she could really meddle with these two people's nighttime affairs. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
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Hermione woke up slightly disoriented. Wiping away the sleep from her eyes, she looked around her dormitory. The only person left inside was Lavender, who told Hermione everybody had already gone down to breakfast. As Lavender retreated from the dormitory, Hermione got herself up. It took her a full five minutes to realize that she was trying to put her hat on as a sock, and that her shirt was put on backwards. How long had she been out last night? Clearly, she hadn't been getting enough sleep, but she chose to wave that thought as she thought of last night's events. Once Hermione had all of the right articles of clothing on the correct parts of her body, she made her was down to the Gryffindor common room.
"Good morning, Harry," Hermione greeted her long friend, and current love interest, upon seeing him gazing at a notice board in the common room. "I guess we're the only ones without appetites today, huh?" She said cheerfully.
"Oh God, how is she going to take the news? I hope she takes it well, I can't wait until Dumbledore shows us where it is." The look plastered onto Harry's face was a mix of utter fear and total excitement. But, he was staring straight at the poster board as he replied, "Actually, I was just about to head down to breakfast. You can, um, join me if you want to, but I think I'll pack my bags first…"
Pack his bags? What did Harry mean by that? He couldn't just leave her now, when she was just beginning to test out the waters of their relationship. Hermione cast unhappy eyes at the notice, and then understood what Harry meant by "pack my bags."
"Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!" she screeched, utterly terrified but extremely happy at the same time. Emotions were coursing through her body as she ripped the poster off of the wall and made her way up to her dormitory to pack her bags as well. For the poster read:
Greetings to the Head Boy and Girl of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
The staff of Hogwarts is finalized for the year, and we are glad to welcome back former potions master, Professor Snape, who will now be teaching Remedial Potions for all of the aspiring potion makers who are falling behind slightly in their studies. He came back a few weeks ago, and will begin his teaching duties shortly.
Because we now know which rooms will be available in our school, we have been able to provide you with a Head Boy and Head Girl common room
You will, of course, have separate dormitories to sleep in
I would advise you to pack your bags so that you can move into your new room shortly
Good Day,
Signed, A. Dumbledore
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The day went on fairly quickly. Every so often, Hermione would hear some disturbing, yet hilarious thoughts float from Ron's mind, and Draco's. Statements such as, "Look at him go, I could jack off just watching him," and "Wow, doesn't he just look delicious," floated out from Draco's mind during Herbology, causing Hermione to guffaw into the plant she was supposed to be plucking. But, thoughts more along the lines of, "Unbutton your shirt just a tab bit more, Lavender, and let your bust shine through. God, if Draco had breasts like yours, he would be more to me then just a silly playful bed partner. He would be my freaking fiancé!" It was no surprise to anybody when Hermione was sent out early from Herbology for some alone time, on account of her shrieking laughter.
Hermione decided to take this opportunity to go down to her transfiguration class early, with one thought it mind. It was time to put her evil, yet satisfying, plan to action, starting with none other then professor McGonagall. Hermione knew she wouldn't find it weird that she was coming early, for before she got her 'special gift', she came to all of her classes at least 10 minutes ahead of schedule.
"Good morning, Professor." Hermione smiled a warm greeting to her professor, giddy about what she was about to do.
"Why, good morning Ms. Granger, what brings about this lovely… err, and early surprise?" Professor McGonagall looked sternly down upon Hermione, waiting for an explanation so that she could finish planning out the days agenda.
"Well, I was actually going to stop by an empty classroom to rearrange my books," Hermione gestured to her already perfectly arranged school supplies, and continued, "but Filch kicked me out. He says that there is even more arranging in the staff, and that nobody was going to go into that particular classroom for another few weeks. It was quite lovely in there though; there were a lot of plush pillows, and a quite comfortable couch, by the looks of it."
Ok, so even Hermione thought her excuse was rather lame, but she really was able to conjure up some great pillows and a love couch on short notice.
"If Harry was still working on the TriWizard tournament, it would have come in very handy. There is some incredible extraordinary magic put onto the lock. Whoever enters the room cannot hear, or see for that matter, anybody in the room until five minutes of being in there. It would have given us a good time to escape from the room if somebody caught me helping him. Not that I would be helping him, that is…" Hermione added quickly, quailing under the professor's trying stare.
Hermione could see the professor's brain working furiously, thinking about the possibilities that this remarkable room could hold for her and the lovely Snape.
"Excuse me for a moment, Granger, but I need to pay a visit to Snape's office before class is to begin. It's crucial that I inform him about where his office is to be while the head boy and head girl, you and potter I mean, get settled into your room. I will be back momentarily.
With that, she was off, leaving Hermione to stand and wait as Ron passed by her, standing next to her and striking up a conversation with Harry. While the two of them were talking however, Hermione heard, "a deserted corridor, with enough time for me and Draco to escape if trouble comes? I'll alert him ASAP. It looks like our nighttime romp is on tonight. Oh NO!" Hermione didn't even have to look down. She conjured up another pillow and handed it to Ron.
"What? It's just, you looked tired today… I figured you needed a pillow." Hermione looked back and winked at Harry, once again leaving him weak in the knees, and entered the deserted classroom.
"Thank god for Hermione," thought Ron, as he slyly placed the pillow atop of the bulge of his jeans, claiming that he wasn't tired at all.
"And thank god he caught on," Hermione whispered to herself, laughing slightly. The professor entered the room a few minutes later, with the rest of the class at her heels. By the dazed but happy expression on McGonagall's face, Hermione knew that if she was to pay a visit to the deserted classroom, she would find more then one unusual couple snogging up a storm that night. She smiled slyly, and got to work, thinking about what interesting things she would encounter later on that night.
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A/N: Whoopee, sorta/kinda long chapter I just wrote there, huh? So, as I was writing this chapter, I realized a few mistakes I made. In the first chap., I said that Snape had retired and was an aspiring model, and then all of a sudden he was back banging McGonagall! Uh, whoops! So, please cut me some slack and we'll just say that he came back for the remedial potions professor… Anyways, how did you like this chapter? The next one is going to be about what happens when Harry and Hermione move in together. I know, I'm finally letting them hook up a little bit more. Yay! I'm also going to put Hermione's plan into action, finally. I look forward to all of your guys' reviews. So the quicker you review, the quicker the next chapter is up! WHOOPEE! Love you all (especially the reviewers' tehe).