What Wizards Want Chapter 9: In the forbidden room, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter… but yes; I DO still think I will one day… maybe, lol.

A/N: Hey, so this chapter is going to be all about the confrontation in the forbidden room. Yay! It's going to be really funny, (hopefully hehe) and a lot of surprises. Remember how much I love those reviews XD. Lol. Well, here's the story.

Clip from previous chapter: Hermione got to the classroom in record time, opening up the door, and positioning herself in the corner of the room, waiting for one of the two couples to appear and snog. Giggling to herself, she thought happily, "This is going to be one hell of an exciting night."

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Hermione was getting tired of being in the room alone for so long. She had set a charm on herself so that she would be able to sense when somebody came in, and so far, nobody had entered. She had taken some time to put up (magically of course) some wallpaper, and put a fire crackling in an old dusty fire place. So, now all she had to do was wait until somebody entered.

5 minutes… 10 minutes… 20 minutes… ok, so Hermione knew she had gotten here early, but where the hell was everybody?

But then, it happened. Hermione sensed not one, but two couples enter the room… at the same time. Hermione strained her eyes to see one of the two, but they seemed to be invisible. That's when Ron pulled off his invisibility cloak. A few seconds later, McGonagall took off the one that was shielding her and Snape. Hermione gasped audibly at the thought of what the two couples would do once they laid eyes on each other, but then took a sigh of relief. Her plan had worked. It would be five minutes before the couple would be able to see each other, and that would be more than enough time.

"Whoa, this place is just… incredible… Granger really found a nice place for a shag." Malfoy thought, looking around his surroundings appreciatively. With a slight nod, he gestured for Ron to follow him down to the cushions on the floor, while Snape and McGonagall headed for the couch.

"Oh, Minerva, you're a vision of beauty. Let us have a repeat of last night… I don't think I've ever had so many orgasms at a time… not that I've ever had one before you," thought Snape, positively throwing the transfiguration professor on the bed and pouncing on top of her with urgent need. Hermione stiffened a giggle with her hand, but then remembering that nobody could hear her for another five minutes, started to laugh out loud, her body shaking with spasms.

As she turned her attention back to Ron and Malfoy, she realized that they were in a very suggestive position, practically eating their mouths off of each other's faces as they steamed up the room. Ron started to tear Malfoy's shirt off frantically, as Malfoy sat back and murmured, "Yes, Ron, just go faster, I might blow if we don't get to it soon enough!"

"Oh god, Draco, when did you get so sexy?" Ron thought, staring at Malfoy with utmost desire. But then, a strange thought crossed his mind. "I did master the engorgeo charm a while back… maybe he'd let me try it out on him." Ron thought with a devilish smile.

Hermione averted her eyes quickly. As much fun as it was to get these two unlikely pairings to the room, she wasn't very eager to see, "little Draco", or whatever he had named his manly parts magically grow. But, when Hermione dared to turn back around, it wasn't a mini Draco that was bigger… Draco had developed (rather large ones, might I add) breasts. Hermione guffawed. Ron had thought before that if Draco was as well endowed as Lavender, that he would be Ron's god.

"Ooh, Ronald, you're a kinky one, aren't you?" Draco thought, smirking at Ron and his new breasts. Ron and Draco dove down again, groping and kissing, and trying to tear each other's clothes off all the while.

Hermione now averted her eyes from those two and turned her attention to her two professors. What she saw amazed her slightly, and she couldn't help it… she would have to try out what they were doing with Harry sometime in the near future. For professor Snape and McGonagall were both dressed as something different.

The two had obviously used magic to transform their outfits. McGonagall was wearing a police outfit, with a little whip, her not-so-fresh flesh hanging out from different places, while Snape was busy sporting a criminal outfit… but not just any criminal outfit. It was more like a Speedo with black and white stripes, and a body shirt with the same prison stripes.

And then, it happened. Right when McGonagall started to whip Snape in places Hermione would have rather not seen, the spell was evidently broken. The scene would have been very amusing for both Ron and Draco, had they not been a part of the crime. Hermione saw the two professors eyes look over Ron and Draco's mouths, seemingly glued together, and Draco's newly founded breasts. But Ron and Draco weren't the only guilty party.

"Weasley and Draco? This could not be!" thought Snape, still in his uniform, with McGonagall's whip pressed against his backside. Ron felt like he was going to gag, while Draco looked thoughtful.

"You know, professors, that actually does look like a bit of fun, the way you two were going at it." A huge smirk was over Draco's face, taking in the scene, and finding the hilarity in it. Hermione, on the other hand, had had to put a silencio charm on herself, because she was laughing so hard. Who would have thought life could be so funny?

"Oh, dear, why in the world were they caught so soon? I was just having a bit of fun watching them when the charm went into action. I do wish they would continue." Hermione gasped silently, on account of the silencio charm. That thought had not floated out of Draco, Malfoy, or Ron. But the thought sounded strangely familiar… too familiar. Hermione looked around the room, trying to spot out the hidden voice, but couldn't see anybody besides from the professors and Ron and Draco.

"Hmm, Snape… you are looking quite nice tonight… your hair is so tamed, and Bulgaria was good to you… you're legs are so nice and tan." Thought Ron, blushing a deep crimson at the thought of hitting on his potions master. But it was a two way street.

"Ronald and Draco… whoever would have thought this would turn out so nice? I might have to have a detention with the two of them, and Minerva. We could continue this escapade in a few days, if they were to agree." Snape thought dirtily, looking at Minerva seductively.

Professor McGonagall let herself sink into his eyes, as Snape transformed them back into their regular staff clothes, and put Draco's breasts back down to their normal size.

"Damnit," thought Ron, a look of horror plastered onto his face as he watched the beloved boobs shrink back down to zero cleavage.

"Weasley, Malfoy… this is to be spoken of to nobody, not a single soul, do you comprehend?" Professor McGonagall shrieked shrilly, her nostrils flaring. "Not a word, or we will lose our jobs and you two will undoubtedly be expelled from this school, alright?"

"Alright," the two boys sighed, sensing defeat. But then a crazy idea came into Malfoy's mind, and before he could stop himself he blurted out, "But I'd really like to continue this with Weasley… you could join us tomorrow here again if you would like."

A small smile tugged at the corners of the two professor's mouths, clearly signaling they would like nothing more then to be there again the next night.

"Alright, it can be arranged. But this is to be our little secret, no leaking out to anybody, understood?" McGonagall questioned.

"Understood," replied the three males in the room. Secretly, their brains all shouted out, "SCORE! SEXCAPADE AGAIN TOMORROW!"

Hermione smiled despite herself, and left with the rest of the others as they retreated out of the rooms. No, Hermione didn't think she would be joining the lovers tomorrow, she would rather try to seduce Harry with some lucky pointers she picked up from the two professors. As Hermione shut the door behind her, she thought she heard some noise from behind her, but chose to ignore it, making her way back to her common room.

But, after he was sure the coast was clear, an old, tall headmaster threw off his invisibility cloak, and stretched out his arms as he made his way to the door out.
"Well, it wasn't long, but it was something. At least I have something to look forward to tomorrow," said Professor Dumbledore, leaving the room behind him. "Oh, how I love being me."

With that, the Professor was gone, taking a secret path back to his room, where he lay in bed thinking about all the wondrous things he had encountered that unforgettable night.

A/N: Ok, so the Dumbledore thing was a little wrong, even for me, but I got a private message from somebody requesting that I put him into the story, because they thought it would be hilarious, so I abided by their rules. All the same, I hope you enjoyed this chapter anyways. Remember to read and review, because the sooner you do, the sooner the next chapter is up, as all of you faithful readers and reviewers know. Anyways, hope you enjoyed the chap! Luv, Kayleigh.