Disclaimer: still don't own Harry Potter…
A/N: Ok, so the reviews I've been getting so far r kick-ass lol, but a lot of you told me the Dumbledore thing was disturbing… lol no worries, it was disturbing for me too, but 3 reviewers private messaged me and requested that I do something along those line, because it would be hilarious. I try to listen to most of my reviews… at least some of you thought it was funny in the end though! Whoopee! Anyways, I hope you enjoy this next chapter… a lot of drama…
Clip from past chapter: No, Hermione didn't think she would be joining the lovers tomorrow, she would rather try to seduce Harry with some lucky pointers she picked up from the two professors.
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Hermione crawled her way into bed, resting her head on her new king sized mattress's pillow. Looking around the room, she felt truly content… there was so much room here to do absolutely anything she wanted! Snuggling into her covers, she dreamt of her and Harry… and he was mysteriously dressed up as a skanky criminal…
Hermione was relieved that it was Saturday. This meant that she could devote her whole day to Harry, without having to worry about unnecessary distractions. She made her way down to the common room, and upon realizing he wasn't residing there, she trotted up the spiral stairs to his dormitory.
Hermione sighed with contentment as she watched the raven haired beauty sleep soundly. She gazed out at his through her brown eyes, watching his breathing pattern rise and fall steadily. She wandered over to where he was resting, and with one swift yet quite movement, she was on the bed beside him, laying down and breathing in sync with him.
"I love you, Harry," she whispered in his ear, yet to nobody in particular.
Then Hermione felt a slight bulge against her leg, and she lept out of bed… ok, so she might love Harry, but him having erections against her was just too much… for now, anyway.
Harry started thrashing around in his sleep, gripping the bed sheets tightly, with an expression of pure satisfaction on his face.
"Oh my god, Harry can't be having another dream with Voldemort, could he?" Hermione thought frantically, waving her hands around in the air. But then she heard it, the low moan escaping Harry's gorgeous lips.
"Oh… oh god, Hermione, oh my GOD, that was so… good." Harry was panting heavily, and his grip on the sheets slightly loosened.
"I just caused Harry a sex dream. ME, Hermione Granger, I just caused him a SEX DREAM!" Hermione couldn't help but be proud of herself… if last afternoon's make-out session could give him that much pleasure in his dream, she couldn't wait to see what tonight would do to him.
All of a sudden Harry's eyes flew open, looking around the room with a bewildered expression.
"Morning, 'Mione… love," Harry greeted, his eyes coming into focus as they found her standing a few feet away from the bed.
"Well, good morning, Harry. Did you have nice dreams?" Hermione asked, with a twinkle shining in her eye. She couldn't wait to hear what his response would be.
"Well, yes, I did sleep very… satisfyingly." Harry answered truthfully, a slight flush crawling up his neck.
"Oh god, how long has she been in here? Holy shit, do I talk in my sleep? What if I TALK in my SLEEP, and she heard me having that crazy, wild... but greatly satisfying sex with her?" he thought with embarrassment.
Hermione looked up at him, smiling shyly.
"Umm, Harry, I heard what your dream was about… but don't worry, I won't keep you waiting for too long… you see, I kind of heard Seamus and Dean talking about all the stuff that they did together behind closed doors, and I kind of thought… well, after last afternoon, if you wanted to… maybe…" Hermione peeked up at him through her eyelashes, trying to read his facial expression.
"HERMIONE AND I ARE GANNA SCREW! WOOHOO," Harry thought ecstatically, looking at Hermione with a calm and collected expression. Hermione marveled at how he could keep a straight face when his thoughts were jumping up and down with pure ecstasy.
"Well…?" Hermione asked tentatively, playing along like she didn't know that he was dying to pounce her and rip off her clothes at any moment.
"Well, Hermione… I mean, if you're OK with all of this, I really wouldn't mind…" Harry answered gently.
"Ok with it? To hell with OK. Let me at you, you marvelous girl. I'll play with you all night and bang with you all day, until the break of dawn, if you'd let me! I'd…"
Hermione smiled up at him, giggling silently to herself. Tonight was going to be one hell of a night.
A/N: Ok, totally short chapter, but the next one is going to be pretty funny… I never do actual sex scenes, but it will be funny! Review and tell me what YOU think should happen with the story, and how u think the story is going so far… I think I'll post like four more chapters until this fic is over, so the last four are going to be hilarious and stupendous… as long as u review XD. Luv ya, Kayleigh.