My chapters are getting shorter...don't ask me why. xD

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Eiji's Adventures - The Kikumaru Family Goes Out for Dinner

"A nine seated table please," said Father Kikumaru.

"Hai! Follow me," answered the waitress.

The family of nine were seated. After they were made comfortable, the waitress gave them some menus. Father Kikumaru picked up a chopstick, "BURNING! ORDER FOOD NOW KIDS!" The father became excited. Guests in the restaurant were startled by the sudden noise which came out from a shy-looking father.

Usually, large families like this would have at least one kid who wanted or needed a kids menu. The waitress looked around for one, until she spotted a redhead who looked younger than the rest. He didn't look very happy.

"Mum! I want a-," wailed Eiji.

"Kids menu, yes I know," replied mother Kikumaru, "Ano, sumimasen!" the woman waved to the waitress, "can we have a kids menu please."

"Hai!" The waitress scuttled off to get a kids menu. She came back with a picture-book-like menu. It had a colourful cover, which Eiji ignored and hurriedly flipped opened.

"I want the-," Eiji started his sentence but was cut off.

Without looking, mother Kikumaru guessed what Eiji wanted, "There is 90 percent chance that it's cold ramen bento with sashimi." The mother nodded and gave in the orders.

Eiji's six siblings signed in unison.

"Eiji-kun, you are no longer a child, mada mada dane?" said sister 1.

"Saa…Eiji, you're fourteen years old," said brother 1.

"It's embarrassing for us to sit with a big kid, you know? Shuuuu…" said brother 2

"Hora, hora! Don't say that to Eiji-sama! You're mean!" said sister 2.

"Who do you say is mean?" huffed brother 2, who glared at sister 2.

"Stop! You two stop it right now!" said brother 3, who tried to separate the arguing two.

Sister 3 stared silently at the arguing two, "What are you two doing? Twenty laps around the restaurant, NOW!"

Horrified, brother 2 and sister 2 started orbiting the restaurant. The guest in the restaurant stared at the two youngsters, amused. Several guests started chuckling, making brother 2 and sister 3 embarrassed.

"Nya! Serves them so right! You're brilliant!" chimed Eiji to sister 3.

Sister 3 gave a nodded but remained stone faced.

Conclusion: Eiji is always with a big happy family, whether at home or at school.

End./


I didn't plan to make the family like Seigaku, but hey, I realised that there were nine people in the family, and nine people in the Seigaku tennis team, so I figure I'd make it like this.

I thought it might be better if Oishi was the mother, but I put Inui in, for some reason.

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