NOTE:- There is some references to the Ninth Doctor Book 'Only Human'. Enjoy. Chapter 5 is almost ready, but some people may find it disturbing. I have toned it down from the original draft, as I thought I would probably be sued or something with it's content.

"Oh my. " The Doctor said as he watched the horde of people run towards them.

"What we going to do about this?" Rose asked desperately. She did not fancy being jailed or executed in the 18th century.

"Leave it to me. Things will work out in the end." The Doctor said and moved his hand through his hair as if he was thinking what to do.

"Yeah, right. Great words of encouragement!" Rose said sarcastically. She did not trust the Doctor right now, as he did not seem himself. How he would get out of this mess, she didn't know. She hated it when this happened.

Rose looked around. It was quite a beautiful place. It was a lovely night and there were plenty of plants and flowers around her. The palace looked fantastic from this distance, and she was eager to see what it looked like inside. However, some other things are getting in the way. She could see many people looking shocked, and frankly, the men looked overweight. The women looked very upper class and some were crying at the sight of the body.

Would it kill him to take me to a place full of potential boyfriends? She thought to herself. She was hoping that there would be many fit men around here that she could possibly go out with for the duration of her stay. She thought back to her track record.

Not very good, she thought to herself. A self-obsessed bisexual 51st century American human, a British lad who almost destroyed an entire satellite, and a wimp called Mickey. She thought back to Adam but instantly dismissed him. There was nothing between them, she thought. Mickey was cute in his ways but a total coward and too jealous. Jack would have been best suited for her, until he kissed the Doctor and flirted with almost everyone he met. All in all, not a very good track record.

Her eyes wandered over the crowds, thinking equally about how were they going to explain this and potential boyfriends. Her eyes stopped on a young man towards the back who was speaking to a girl with strawberry blonde hair. He looked dishy in her opinion, and looked similar to Jack. He had the right hair anyway and the body, and even from this distance she could see he had startling blue eyes. The girl did not look very happy and they were both looking at the Doctor and Rose.

"There's something up with them at the back." She told the Doctor who instantly looked where Rose was looking.

"How can you tell? They look quite ordinary from here." The Doctor said.

"I can't tell. I just got this feeling." Rose replied while still looking at the couple in the back.

"Yes, let's just rely on a feeling shall we?" The Doctor said, clearly mocking Rose. Rose hit him across the chest.

"That's for being seriously sarcastic." Rose said with a smile as the Doctor rubbed his chest. That felt good, she said to herself.

A girl had arrived at the front of the crowd and was clearly trying to solve this problem.

"How did you get here? This is our mission and you are seriously jeopardising it!" She said and she looked angry.

"I have no idea at all what you are talking about. We have always been here." The Doctor said and smiled. Rose looked back towards the couple and noticed the strawberry blonde girl had disappeared and the man who looked like Jack had started forward.

"What do you mean you've always been here? I saw you arrive in this blue box!"

The girl said and she looked very angry. The crowds were starting to disperse. The Doctor let out a heavy sigh and withdrew from his pocket a piece of paper. Rose smiled. She knew what this piece of paper was. It was psychic paper and could read anything. The Doctor had used it many times before.

"See, we have always been here, as has this box." The Doctor said and shoved the paper in the girl's face. Rose could see her eyes moving across the paper, reading whatever she saw. Some people had come from Versailles and covered up the body.

The girl looked satisfied, turned around and walked back.

"What was that all about?" Rose asked the Doctor. She noticed that the girl had stopped to talk the Jack look alike.

"I haven't a clue but obviously your feelings were right. They are not meant to be here." The Doctor said and then squinted his eyes towards the couple, "Is it me or does he looked like Jack?"

"Yes! He looks quite similar to Jack but there are differences. Probably a main one would be that Jack preferred to sleep around with anything and everything and this one may not." Rose said and added, "What mission do you think it was?"

"I haven't a clue. Do you remember the people we met when we went back to 28,000 B.C.?" The Doctor said. The Jack look a like had started to walk towards the Doctor and Rose but the girl had grabbed his hand.

Rose thought back to that eventful adventure. Jack was not with them, because he was looking after the Neanderthal that had arrived in the 20th century. Rose had almost died by these giant metal monsters and got married to a caveman. However, this was not what the Doctor was going on about and she knew it.

"Do you mean the people we met? The ones from 100,000 A.D.? The ones who had a black out thingy?" Rose asked the Doctor.

"That's the one. The ones who had lost all their history and went back to discover their past. It could possibly be them." The Doctor said. He got out his sonic screwdriver and bent down to the body.

"I'll better check out what happened to him." The Doctor said and flicked his sonic screwdriver on. Rose was not paying attention. She was watching the couple. The man had held out his arm and his sleeve had rolled back. The girl accepted and they both walked back towards the Palace.

"Doctor, I think you can rule out the 100,000 A.D. people." Rose said.

"How could you possibly know that?" The Doctor asked not looking up but examining the corpse.

"Because people from 100,000 A.D. or whatever who had lost all their history do not wear a Lance Armstrong wrist band." Rose said and thought to herself, even if that person is very cute.