Sakura: Welcome to a Ninja X-mas. There's snow everywhere, and we're in Konoha, and other things are happening! Hey! Here he is now, the bringer of cheer and goodness! Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: Here we are... Fell-izz Na-Navy-dayed, people, and welcome to Christmas in Konohagakure!
Naruto: Look! It's snowing!
Kakashi: Sure is, my little nutcracker prince.
Sasuke: (grumbles) I hate snow.
Naruto: Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! ... (etc.)
Kakashi: Calm down, my little X-mas goose! Come under the mistletoe and give me a smooch.
Naruto: (stops, stares at Kakashi in silence) ……………………Snow!
Sasuke: Bah Humbug.
Sakura: Awww…Don't be a Scrooge, Sasuke!
Kakashi: That's right! Tonight we're going to run some of everyone's favorite shows, and sing some carols!
(reindeer noise and jingle bells in background)
Naruto: Hey! Hey! What's that?
Sakura: "Do you hear what I hear?"
Kakashi: It sounds like... it sounds like...
Sasuke: Aw, hell...
(Music begins; They all "sing")
Sakura: Up on the housetop, reindeer pause,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus,
Down through the chimney with lots of toys,
All for the little ones, X-mas joys.
Kakashi: Ho ho ho.
Sakura: Who wouldn't know?
Kakashi: Ho ho ho.
Sasuke: Who… wouldn't go…
Kakashi: Ho ho ho.
Naruto: Look, it's my toe!
Sakura: Up on the house top, click click click,
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.
First comes the stocking of little Nell,
Oh, dear Santa, fill it well,
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries,
Naruto: Wah!
Sakura: One that will open and shut her eyes.
Kakashi: Ho ho ho!
Naruto: Hee hee hee!
Kakashi: Ho ho ho!
Sasuke: Mwa... Ha... Ha.
Sakura: Up on the house top, click click click, Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.
Naruto: Click click click, click... click... click click click.
Kakashi: Yo ho ho,
Sasuke: And a bottle of rum.
Kakashi: Yo ho ho!
Naruto: Click click click, (keeps clicking in background)
Kakashi: Up on the house top, click click click, Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick… (hums to himself)
Naruto: Click click click, ca-lick, ca-LICK.
Kakashi: (stops humming) Oh, sorry.
Sasuke: This stupid X-mas Special will be right back.