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It's JOSIE HERE! Aren't you all lucky? My neck hurts. :( Well, here is SECOND CHAPPIE! Leanan…I SAW IT! YESSSSSS! coughs It's good. coughs Really, its amazing. How come you didn't start at the beginning:(

Second Chapter: Here's Willy. (Josie's P.O.V)

"Um, excuse me…are two alright?" Will asked.

"Huh…yeah." I told him.

"Why are you two here anyway?"

"Because we were being chased by the evil, ugly Commodore Norrington." I replied. "He makes me so qua."

"Qua?" Ammie asked. "What's qua?"

"I made it up it means hyper, angry AND scared."

"Weird."

"So…have you heard about Elizabeth and the pirate?" I asked facing Will.

"What!" Will asked alarmed.

"Oh yes my friend, it was a glorious day…until the evil but handsome pirate came along and saved Elizabeth's life." Will sighed in relief. "But, then he took his irons and put them around her neck and used her as a trade for freedom. It worked."

"He threatened Miss Swann?"

"Yepers Willy." Ammie told him. "It all happened so fast!"

"And then stupid Norrington sent his men after us…for no reason!"

"Stupid cheerio holes." Ammie shouted.

"LET US SMITE THEM!"

"Let's!"

"I can't believe he threatened Miss Swann."

"Oh…get over it Willy. It happened, the past is the past." Ammie told him. Dude, don't get Ammie frustrated cause she will go crazy on everyone's ass and stupid Will was making her go nuts.

"BUT HE THREATENED HER!" Ammie sighed and walked over to a hammer and began pounding the anvil.

"Shut up, it all happened so…DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT!" I said imitating Snoop Dogg. That guy scared me, he was, I mean, he IS a gangster and when he's in his scary ass 'Drop it like it's hot' video, he looks like a drugged up hippie.

"Ew, Snopp Dogg." Ammie exclaimed banging it even harder. "Dude, I could be the next Tre Cool. God, I love his name for he is...Tre Cool." She told me in a French accent.

"Umm, ok but I think you mean, Snoop doggity dogg!"

"RIGHT!"

"Are you two okay?" Will asked looking from Ammie to me.

"Oh yeah, this is us…normal." Ammie smiled.

"Where are you two from exactly?" Ammie and I looked at each other. How the hell were we going to explain that we come from a land where you could be free, where scary fan girls roamed the earth in hopes of catching a glimpse of some hot actor.

"We are…GREEK!" Ammie shouted.

"What the hell are you talking about…I'm from FRANCE!"

"You don't look French, and you don't look German."

"Well, we are actually a bit of both so if you put us together we are… 'Freek' I guess." I told him.

"HA! Freak…sounds just like us!" Ammie laughed. She dropped the hammer she was holding and looked at me.

"Wh00t! GO US!"

"Well, I suppose for the time being you can stay here…that is, if you don't have another home."

"We'd love to stay here!" Ammie shouted.

"Ohh….I WANNA RIDE THE DONKEY!" I yelled running over to it. I sat on the donkey and swung my leg's back and forth. "Move…I COMMAND YOU TO MOVE YOU LAZY…ASS!"

"Josie! Stop it! Don't infuriate the ass!" I yelled spasstically, but it was too late, Jo was already a lost cause. Well, she was lost in the sea of dirt.

"He won't move. I've tried for years to make him move." Will sighed staring at the donkey in pure hatred.

"Dear, Mr. Turner, would you mind to tell, is tha' ass of yours carnivoriousisticly carnivorious?" Ammie asked as she pulled me out of the sandy dirt stuff.

Will looked at her blankly. "Umm, No? Anyway, that donkey isn't one of the worlds greatest donkey's."

"Ohh…someone hates his ass." Ammie cooed.

"I'm gonna try and ride him once more." I declared hopping onto the donkey.

"HE WON'T MOVE AMMIE!"

"I know what to do!" Ammie exclaimed grabbing a hot poker and coming towards me.

"What are you you going to do with that?" I whimpered.

"I'm going to spank his ass." Ammie stopped behind the donkey, brought the poker up and whacked the donkey's ass. He made that noise donkey's do and away we went.

"DUDE! This is so fun!" I smiled. A turtle could probably beat us since the damn donkey was so slow. "This donkey is slower than me." I announced getting off him. Will was staring at Ammie.

"How…I should have tried that." Will muttered smiling.

"But you didn't and I did so HA!"

"Maybe they are in there." Came the voice of none other then: OH GOD…James Norrington and his cronies.

"I'll be right back."

"Okie dokie Mr. Pokie." Ammie said. Will stared at her for another moment and then walked out of the room leaving us all alone.

"I wanna name the donkey!" I told Ammie.

"What are you going to name it?"

"Eeyore the whore."

"What? Isn't Eeyore from Pooh Bear?"

"Yes…God, I love that bear so much!" I picked up a sword and gently brought it down on both sides of the donkey. "I christen you Eeyore the Whore." I clapped and Ammie threw some dirt in the air to celebrate.

"This calls for our happy dance!" Ammie shouted.

"Ams, you're so smart!" I shouted twirling like a ballerina.

"What are ye lasses doing?" Came a voice from the door.

"RAPIST!" I screamed falling down on the floor.

"Jack…" Ammie said.

"Close enough." I muttered. I heard the sound of boots and soon I was face to face with Jack.

"Do ye need any 'elp?"

"No, I can get up man. I'm not a helpless female like…Elizabeth!"

"RIGHTO!" Ammie shouted. "Jack…what are you here for?" Ammie asked pretending to be totally clueless. She was a good actor…I mean, actress that one.

"I need some 'elp."

I snorted. "I could have told you that." Jack glared at me. "Now, what can we do ya for? Do you need a new sword or do you need help getting those clothes off, I MEAN, those irons off?"

"I'd prefer the clothes but seeing as our situation luv…it will be the irons." Jack winked. "Maybe next time though." He told us both. SWOON!

"Okay then, Jack put your irons on that weird thingy a ma bob and we will spank the ass." Ammie told him.

"Luv…I told ye, not till next time."

"NOT YOURS!" She shouted. "That ass." She pointed over to the donkey and Jack smiled.

"I knew that." He said as he put his irons on the weird thingy.

"Sure you did. Ammie, let's probe him." I told her with the poker in my hand.

"OH NO YE DON'T!" Jack yelled with his eyes wide open.

"You look like an owl." Ammie laughed.

"HOOT HOOT!" I shouted. We fell onto the floor and laughed our asses off.

"LASSES…we don't 'ave much time ye know!"

"Sorry…" I snorted trying to get up. "It's just so funny. Captain Jack Sparrow leader of the owls!"

"KING OWL!" Ammie shouted.

"Can ye just get these irons off me?" Jack asked impatiently BUT with a seductive smile on his face.

"Yeah." I laughed. "Sorry Eeyore the Whore." I muttered before whacking him with the poker. He made the noise and turned the weird mechanism. Jack's chains got caught in the metal and they snapped in half. Jack jumped off and stones he had to stand on and looked around.

"Who's he?" He asked pointing at a drunken idiot in the corner.

"That's…Mr. Brown." Ammie said in her best Igor voice.

"Woah…that was a good one." I told her.

"Thanks…Jack, he won't wake up." Jack ignored her and walked over to the man. He poked him twice and then turned around, he pretended to walk away but then screamed in his face. He didn't wake.

"Wh00t Ams was right!" I yelled.

"Like always." She said.

"Cocky squawker."

"Are ye two lasses from around here?" Jack asked looking around.

"Nope, we are from 'Freek." Ammie told him.

"Freek?" He asked looking at us both.

"Mhmm…you see, Ammie's Greek and I'm French so if you put us together we are…freek."

"I see." Jack nodded. I understand." We rolled our eyes and watched Jack look around.

"Who makes all these?"

"Your about to find out in a minute." I told him as the door began to open. I turned back around and Jack was gone and Ammie was too.

"She disappeared." I said to myself.

"Where's Ammie?"

"I don't know…WHERE FOR ART THOU AMMIE!"

"She is down here." She groaned. I looked over the table to see her sitting on a very happy looking Sparrow.

"Right where I left you." Will smiled looking at his hammer.

"Coo-Coo." I whispered.

"Not where I left you…" Will said looking confused. He looked over and was about to touch Jack's hat when Jack flew up from the floor and whacked Will with his sword.

"You're the one they are hunting…the pirate." Will exclaimed maddened with fierceness.

I laughed manacially. "Aren't you the clever one, William?"

Ammie nodded in agreement, still attracted by the shininess of the beads in Jack's hair. Jack smirked.

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?" he asked, still smiling widely.

"Mr. Turner likes to avoid pirates" Ammie muttered to Jack, making herself look psychic or something. Will looked at me with a look of shock. I grinned and shrugged, lying, after all, I was a pirate! wh00t!

Jack motioned for Ammie and Jo to follow but Will stopped him.

"Ammie's right. He LOVES avoiding them." I muttered as I sat down on the teeter-totter thingy. Ammie, however, backed Jack up preparing to use her kick ass TaeKwonDo moves on Will. I looked up just as she brought him to the ground.

"I thought you weren't allowed to beat other home dogs up" I muttered darkly realizing the situation. Jack would now favor Ammie, and how fun that would be... not.

I watched for Ammie's response as she brought Will down to the ground and bent his wrist funny. She finally looked over to me and shrugged.

"Pirate" was her response. However, it was muffled, but I took no notice.

I watched as Jack frown and walked over to Ammie helping her up. I grimaced with disgust.

'The freek stole my man. The freek stole my man.' was all I could think. Ammie was walking with a limp.

"Jo, love, woul' you mind to help?" asked Jack, "I think she broke her ankle"

"Why I'd love too!" I muttered picking her up and throwing her beside the donkey. "Now, LET'S FIGHT!" Ammie glared at me and I smiled.

"No…I don't need ye getting hurt." Jack said thoughtfully. I smiled and Ammie's jaw dropped open.

"Ok." I sat beside Ammie. "Someone likes me...and it's JACK!" She muttered some curse words.

"You look somewhat familiar have I threatened ye before?"

"I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates." Will hissed glaring at Jack.

"Didn't they just say that?" Ammie asked. I nodded.

"Then it would be a shame for me to put a black mark on your record."

"Ah, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on yer record. So if you'll excuse me." Jack said putting his away his cutlass and walking away from Will. But we all know for Elizabeth, Will doesn't give up so easily. So Will picked up his own sword and pointed it at Jack. "Do ye think this wise boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?"

"Jack's so full of himself." Ammie said.

"I know squawker." I told her. She punched me in the arm and we watched the rest of this fight.

"You threatened Miss Swann."

"GOD! Elizabeth this, Elizabeth that…SHE'S ALWAYS MENTIONED IN THE MOVIE EVEN IF SHE'S NOT IN THE SCENE!" I yelled. Jack and Will ignored me. Ammie patted my back sympathetically.

"Only a little." He said dragging his blade along Wills and then the fight began. If only there was popcorn and two seats, then it would be perfect.

"Wh00t GO JACK!" Ammie and I yelled in unison.

"Why are we cheering for him…he loses." I told her.

"NO HE DOESN'T!"

"Yeah, Mr. Brown makes him unconscious. Remember…"

"Shut up." She pouted looking away from me.

"Ye know what yer doing, Ill give ye that. Excellent form but how's yer footwork? First I step here; very good." Jack said as Will did some fancy footwork. "Now that last step again. Ta." Jack said sheathing his sword and walking to the door. Will got angry and threw his sword at the door and it was inches away from hitting Jack's face. Jack smiled and tried to pull it out but he was very unsuccessful.

"That is a wonderful trick mate, except once again ye are between me and my way out." Jack began to pull out his cutlass. "And now ye have no weapon." Will looked around and I handed him the poker with the hot tip.

"Here ya go Willy." I smiled. Jack looked at the poker and cringed. They began there epic battle again.

"I never get sick of this scene." Ammie smiled.

"Same here."

"Who makes all these?" Jack inquired looking around amazed.

"I do!" Will shouted throwing a sword at Jack. "And I practice with them three hours a day." Will grabbed another sword and jumped off the wooden mechanism.

"Ye need ta find yerself a girl mate." Jack smiled. Suddenly, Will stopped fighting and looked at Jack as he spoke. "Or, maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing such strumpet." Jack looked down in disgust. "Yer not a eunuch are ye?"

"I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate…I can kill it!"

"HARSH WORDS!" Ammie shouted.

"Ah." Jack smiled and move back. Ammie and I looked away for ONE second and already Jack and Will were on the beams fighting. Will hit the sword out of Jacks hand and they both jumped down. Jack landed on the table, opened the sand bag and blinded Will with it as he kicked the sword out of his hand.

Jack took out his pistol and aimed it at Will as Will picked up a sword.

"You cheat."

"Pirate." Jack replied simply. The door was being pounded on and Jack looked at Will. "Move away."

"No."

"Aw, that's mean." I said.

"Please move." Jack said. He didn't sound happy that he had to say please.

"No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape."

"This shot was not meant for you!" Jack hissed cocking his gun.

"Hey Jack." I smiled.

"What lass?"

"Nighty night."

"What?" Jack asked. Jack froze and fell down as Mr. Brown whacked him on the back of the head. The door burst of it's hinges and in walked the Royal Navy.

"Excellent work, Mr. Brown. You've assisted in the capture of a dangerous fugitive." Norrington said staring at Jack.

"Just doing my civic duty, sir." Mr. Brown slurred.

"Haven't you heard of knocking?" Ammie asked rudely.

"You…" Gillette shouted. "And you." He hissed pointing at us.

"US!" I shouted.

"Bring them to the cells as well."

"Aw, damnit." Ammie muttered as she was being cuffed.

"Well, I trust you'll always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away."

"I hate you SO much right now." I told Norrington.

"Why would that bother me?" Norrington sniffed walking further ahead of us.

"Ammie…kill him now."

"I would if I could, but I can't. My evil powers are down at the moment."

"Stupid powers."

"Ah…the smallest cell we have." Norrington smirked. "Throw them all in there."

"What!" I said as they shoved us in and locked the doors. "You can't keep us in here with Jack!"

"WE GET URGES MAN! URGES!" Ammie screamed but to our dismay, Norrington ignored us and left us all alone…with Jack Sparrow.

"Damnation and HELL!" I screamed. "What on earth are we going to do now?"

"May I suggest somethin'?"

"Maybe…unless it's, HEY, wait a minute! Aren't you supposed to be unconscious?" Ammie asked.

"Ever heard of faking it?" I asked her.

"That's a good show."

"I know!"

"Luvs! I need attention…" We both looked at Jack and he smiled. "That's better. Now, we can do somethin' that is very fun."

"Like?" I asked.

"Umm, I don't really know. I though ye two would come up with a wacky idea."

"God…well, since we are all pirates here, some better than others." I smiled jokingly at Ammie. "We shall play…tic tac toe!"

"YES! I am the champion at that game."

"Well, than bring it on."

"Tic tac toe?" Jack asked watching us make the boxes.

Hello my minions. Its J to the O to the S to the I to the E here! Did you like….well, if you didn't then. xP Pfft, who need ya! Ammie says: WE DO! Oh yes, I forgot. Stupid me. Well, review dudes!

PIRATES OUT!

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