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Chapter 5 – Tortuga; Part two: Ze crew – Ammie's P.O.V –

A/N: Hooowddyy ho. Jo here because, sadly Ammie's grandma passed away this weekend. Everyone says a prayer. It would be much appreciated. Secondly: WE LOVE YA REVIEWERS! Guess what guys! I got initiated. They wrote Minor Niner on my head. Ha, I got them back gooood though.

I awoke the next morning with a cramp in my neck. "Bloody rum gods!" I shouted, "Sleeping can give you such a crick in the neck!" Jo looked at me in a frightened way.

"Thy have thee Aladdin moment" she declared. I simpered at Jack and whispered to him loudly

."First gangster, now Shakespeare, what's she going to go to next, French!" Jack laughed playfully.

"Oui." He stated, standing up and moving out of the bed. I laughed evilly at Jo's confusable look.

"Tu es parle en francois avec moi?" I asked. Jo jumped up, landing on her feet.

"Thy do not know French... though... thee stated parley"! Will, making his way back into the story, woke with Jo's loud screaming. "WILLY!"

"Il et elle stupide" stated Jack, sitting down on a table. I smirked wildly.

"Ok, I know what STUPIDE means! My French teacher called me that once." She screamed in Wills ear. He jumped up.

"Oui, et je n'aime pas emphatique Brits"

"What are thee talking about?" Jo asked in confusion.

"Never mind my dumb and mental friend."

"So Jackie, Jackster...Jacko, where too?" Jo asked.

"We hafta find Gibbs luv."

"Oy, then we must leave and find thee plump man." Jack turned and looked at me in a scared manner.

"You know, when she gets this hyper, I tend to ignore her." I sighed.

"Jack, is it a good idea to let Gibbs find the crew?" Will asked stretching. He looked hot at that moment. GAH! Must get those thoughts out of my head.

"I will do tha fine captain." Said the voice from none other than, Joshamee Gibbs, from the doorway.

"I SO wanna help thee find thy crew for Jack-ith." Jo said in her Shakespearean voice.

"No." Gibbs said looking at Josie like she was a lunatic.

"She gets that look a lot." I stated.

"JACK!" She whined. "I wanna goooooo!"

"If it is tha important ta ye then go."

"Thank you Jackith." She said running over to Gibbs. "Let's go old manith." Gibbs sighed, laughed and walked away with Jo. Good, this gave me and Jack some 'alone time.'

"Let's go young Will." Jack smiled walking out the doorway with Will.

"DAMMIT!" I thought. I blinked, and followed Jack, smirking. "I'm coming!" I called, an evil glint in my eyes. "Where are we going?"

"Ta find some supplies." Jack stated, he looked at me and his eyes roamed my body. "And ta find ye and Jo some better clothes. Not tha I have a problem with ye both dressing like tha." Jack smiled seductively.

"Flirt." I laughed.

"Miss Ammie. May I ask where you are REALLY from?" Will asked.

"Sure thing. Jo and I are from the future." Will stared at me in disbelief.

"Really?"

"Yesiree." I smiled twirling around like a ballerina.

"Somehow it's hard to believe." I glared at Will.

"Aye." Jack nodded agreeing with Will. I gawked at him.

"You believed us before!" I shouted with my hands flying about.

"Nah, I didn't." Jack smiled. We walked into a shop with all sorts of hats, breeches, shirts, boots and other things.

"Liar."

"Pirate." He smirked and walked away to find some things for Jo and I.

Meanwhile...

"How about thy?" Jo asked pointing to a drunken man.

"For tha last time...NO DRUNKS!" Gibbs shouted.

"Well, if thee does not want...god, I hate speaking Shakespearean. Anywho, if you don't want any drunks then we will have no BLOODY CREW!" Jo yelled. He opened his mouth to say something. Jo raised her eyebrow in amusement. He closed his mouth and nodded.

"Aye, it apparels yer right." He said. "But, not tha drunk."

"What about...HIM!" Jo shouted running over to, none other than, Marty the midget.

"What about me?" He asked staring at Jo.

"Would you like to be on our crew mini man...can I call you mini man?"

"Yes, you can." He smiled. "Who be the captain?"

"Why, none other then..." Jo began.

"Captain Jack Sparrow." Gibbs finished putting his hand on my shoulder. "Good job lass. Ye may be crazy but...yer helpful."

"Thanks dude."

Back to meeeee...

"Do these pants make me look fat?" I asked Jack and Will. Will shook his head. "Jack?" I looked over at Jack and noticed he was asleep. Will nudged him.

"GIVE IT!" Jack yelled. "What?" He asked.

"Lunatic." I rolled my eyes. "Do these pants make me look fat?"

"No lass. They are fine! Let's go! We hafta meet Gibbs at tha docks!" I sighed.

"Okie dokie." I waltzed over to the cashier, pirate style. "We will be takin these lass."

"Alright, money?" She asked haughtily.

"Um, JACK! Money?" Jack smiled and walked over.

"Ello me beauty." The girl giggled.

"Jack, what a surprise." I looked at them both and grew a bit jealous.

"Tina luv. Would ye mind if I paid ye another time? I hafta leave." She giggled again and nodded. He blew her a kiss and I swear to God, she looked like she was about to faint. Jack, Will and I began to walk to the docks.

"Charming." I said in annoyance. Jack smiled at me.

"Jealous lass?" I gawked at him. "I get it all tha time."

"You are a conceited ass." I said.

"I also get tha all tha time." He frowned. I laughed.

"A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!" A familiar voice yelled from the docks. I looked up and saw Jo twirling on a barrel. She lost her balance and fell. Jack, Will and I ran over to the docks. We looked down but Jo still didn't emerge.

"JO!" Jack and I yelled. I began to worry. "JO!" We shouted again. Jack tore of his vest, hat and his effects.

"Lass, hold these." Jack was about to dive in when we all heard singing from the other side of the dock.

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming! What do we do we swim, swim!" We all ran over to the other side and saw Jo gracefully back stroking.

"Hiya." She smiled. I glared daggers at her. "Ok, something tells me I am in trouble?"

"GOOD JOB!" I yelled. "We thought you were dead!"

"Aw, and you cared!" She said swimming over to the docks.

"No." I lied. Jack put his hand out and pulled Jo up, but instead he fell in. When he emerged Jo was halfway up. He put his arm around her waist and pulled her. I saw him smiling as he roamed his eyes over her. Water+white shirtBAD!

"GAH! I need a new shirt!" She yelled crossing her arms to cover herself up. Jack frowned childishly and I ran over to the water, pulling Jack out (who, rather unfortunately, pulled Jo out with him).

"Can I have that one!" I asked happily. I always wanted to steal that shirt, and I was oblivious to the fact it was wet... and white. What can I say... blonde. Jo patted me on the back with fake sarcasm, and then, suddenly, it hit me.

"Oh..." I murmured, "I get it." Jack laughed in a disappointed way.

"Can we go talk to the midget now!" I asked changing the subject. Gibbs frowned.

"We didn't get the midget" explained Jo sadly, filling in for Gibb's drunken thoughts. I ran over to Jack, fake crying.

"WHY! We neeeeeeeeed the midddddddget!" I exclaimed, hugging him crazily. Jack looked quite happy.

"Ammie... she was joking." muttered Gibbs throwing each of them a banana.

"Ahah!" I exclaimed forgetting about the midget, "That's where the banana came from!" Jo nodded happily while Will looked confused.

"What does that have to do with anything, miss?" he questioned rudely. I thought for a moment, and then internally started cackling maniacally.

"Well... it explains why they named the monkey Jack... and why Jack was holding a banana" Jack looked taken aback.

"I'm pretty sure I like women, love" He muttered. Jo patted him on the back with sarcastic sympathy. I rolled my eyes.

"Not like that" I explained, playing with his dreads again.

Jo glared at me and I laughed. "Shouldn't we go see the crew?" suggested Jo out of the blue. She wanted Jack and she wasn't going to let me have him to myself. I scowled as Jack nodded.

"Feast yer eyes Captain. All of them, faithful hands before the mast, every man worth his salt. And crazy to boot." Gibbs smiled presenting the crew Jo and him had found.

"Crazy to boot eh? We have something in common friends." Jo smiled from behind Jack.

"So this is your able-bodied crew?" Will and I asked at the same time. Jack looked me with furrowed eyebrows. I smiled.

"You, sailor!" Jack exclaimed. Oh great, here came Jo's part. I sighed as she ran over to Jack and waited for 'her' line to come.

"Cotton, sir." Gibbs whispered.

"Mr. Cotton ? Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?" Jack and Jo said. Jack sighed, turned around and shushed Jo. That didn't stop her.

"Mr. Cotton ! Answer, man!" She yelled triumphantly.

"Exactly." Jack sighed in annoyance.

"He's a mute, lass. Ye know that! Ye told me yerself."

"Oh yeah." She smiled sheepishly.

"Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how." Gibbs stated.

"I have a theory!" Jo yelled. Everyone looked at her. "I believe that while Cotton was picking his teeth with his knife it slipped and cut his tongue off." Jack scoffed.

"Yer crazy. Ye both are."

"Thank you." I blushed.

"Mr. Cotton 's... parrot. Same question." Jack said putting his hand over Jo's mouth.

"Wind in the sails! Wind in the sails!" I fell to the floor laughing.

"Mostly, we figure, that means yes." Gibbs muttered to Jack. Jack stared at Cotton and nodded in what was MAJOR confusion. Or as I call it: Jo confusion.

"O' course it does." He turned and looked at us. "Satisfied?"

"They rock my socks of doom." I told Jack smiling at Marty.

"Innuendo my Nintendo...sorry, I spaced out." Jo sung. Jack smiled.

"I'll take tha' as a yes."

"Well, you've proved they're mad." Will told Jack.

"And what's the benefit for us?" A female voice yelled. Jo squealed in delight and followed Jack again. Ana Maria was her hero. Jack slowly walked over to the figure and slid the hat off her head.

"Ana Maria." She smacked him. Bitch. Jack's head spun back and he looked up at Will.

"I suppose you didn't deserve that one either." He asked in amusement.

"No, that one I deserved."

"You stole my boat!" Ana screeched.

"You stole her boat!" Jo asked like she didn't know what was going on.

"How rude." I stated.

"Actually -" She smacked him again. " - borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back to you."

"But you didn't!"

"You didn't?" Jo cut in again. Jack glared at her and Ana smiled in amusement.

"You'll get another one." Jack said quickly. Ana pointed her forefinger at him and smiled evilly.

"I will."

"She will!" Jo declared.

Will looked at Jo and laughed. "A better one."

"A better one!" Jack and I yelled in unison.

"That one." Will said referring to the gay ass Interceptor.

"What one? That one! Aye, that one. What say you?" Jack sighed in disappointment. Moral of the little fight: Don't make promises you cannot keep. GOD! It's that simple!

"Aye!" Ana yelled and the crew 'ayed' in agreeance.

"Anchors aweigh." Cotton's parrot squawked.

"Look Ammie, he is your equal." Jo laughed. I groaned.

"You're retarded."

"Thank you young squire."

"What happened to the Shakespeare?" I asked.

"It got boring." She said poking me. I grabbed her hand and twisted it.

"AH!" She yelled. Jack looked over and laughed. "DAMN YOU AND YOUR KUNG FO MOVES!" I smirked and let go of her. She turned around and smiled.

"Too bad you can't do this." She said. She gave me the peace sign right near my eyes and pulled a three stooges move by poking my eyes.

"JO!" I screamed running after her as she ran up the gangplank.

"Heaven help us." Gibbs moaned. Jack and Will laughed.

"Come on out poppet. And I promise I won't hurt you." I lied looking around for Jo. Damn her and her Queen of hiding streak.

"Never." She said sticking her head out of the upside down basin.

"You poked me." I said helping her up.

"You twisted me." I looked at her and shrugged. BOOM!

"GAH!" Jo screamed. Suddenly, the ship went from calm to crazy rollie coastie style. "Deck..."

"Aye." I said falling over. We walked up and gasped. The rain was beating down on us and lightening lit up the dark sky.

"I told ye it's frightful bad luck to bring women aboard, sir." Gibbs yelled. Jo and I looked up and glared at him.

"Whoa." Jo said running over to help Will. Will smiled in appreciation.

"Give it a rest old geezer!" I screamed. Gibbs glanced at us and ran over to help Will

"How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?" He asked as Gibbs helped them both. I sniggered.

"Aye, the compass doesn't point north but we're not trying to find north, are we?" Gibbs looked at Jack. "We should drop canvas, sir."

"She can hold a bit longer." Jack smiled glancing at his compass. I fell over and screamed. I whacked my head off of the banister. Will ran over and ripped a piece of his shirt off and applied the pressure to my head.

"Come with me." He said pulling me up gently.

"Ok." I moaned. We walked below deck and I shivered. Stupid water.

"Are you alright?" He asked making me sit down. I looked around and noticed we were in the galley.

"Yesiree skipper!" I shouted happily.

"That was a nasty fall." I nodded in agreement.

"She can hold longer, he says. I DONT THINK SO!" Jo screamed. She walked into the room beside Jack.

"Lass, I didn't think ye'd fall overboard."

"You don't think much do ya skipper?" She asked.

"I ain't answering tha." Jack smiled and sat down. "How's yer head?"

"YES! How is it?"

"Tis fine." I said.

"Can we eat?" Jo asked.

"Yer always hungry!" I shouted in my pirate voice. "And you don't gain! Damn you. Remember..."

"Ok, I didn't know that was the dog food alright! Your mom buys good dog food though." I laughed.

"You're weird." I said.

"You ate dog food lass?"

"Twas an accident." I assured him.

"BRING ON THE GRUB!" Jo shouted as a man brought out some soup. Jack looked at Jo and I very closely.

"Shwhat?" Josie asked with a mouthful of bread.

"Nothing." Jack smiled. I followed his eyes and spit out my bread in Jo's soup.

"Waiter there is someone's BREAD IN MY SOUP!"

"Jo, cover your shirt. Jacks roaming." Jo covered herself up and glared daggers at Jack. Boy, if looks could kill...Jack would be a goner.

"We need new clothes buddy!" Jo said taking Jack's soup.

"Wonderful lass. I bought ye some. Go find me cabin and put 'em on. Ammie, well, yer screwed lass." I scowled.

"Peace out duck town Ams." I rolled my eyes and whispered to Jack.

"Pity we didn't buy her a frilly dress" He looked at me in shock.

"I didn't realize ye were so mean, love, nice work" I giggled in acceptance and said, "Well, you know, all those years hanging out with Jo and with my own personality warped me into a rather... eccentric character." Jack nodded, a smirk on his face.

"Hey, Jack, I forgot to tell you, remember, when I get drunk, I do a killer impression of you." I laughed evilly and took a bite of a bright green apple. "Apple?" I asked seductively (though jokingly).Jack smiled in a rather sexy way and took the apple from my hands. He took a bite of it and placed it back in my hands.

"Now, it'll taste like rum!" I exclaimed hyperactively, taking another bite at the same spot. Jack laughed and sat forward, his elbows resting on the table, "You really like rum, eh?"

"Aye" I said, sitting the apple down and looking at Jack.It was silent for a moment.

"Wha' else do you like Ammie?" he asked, finding a new subject.I thought for a moment. In the future the answer would have been Captain Jack Sparrow, pirates, and writing, but now, the answer had to adjust.

"Well, I enjoy poking fun at powdered wigs, collecting "borrowed" jewellery, stealing potatoes, and... pirates?" I declared, unsure.

Jack smirked, "All good things". I smiled happily and looked down at my wet, messed up half braided hair.

"Jack, will you fix my hair?" I asked openly.He continued grinning and stood up.

"O' course." He swayed toward me, and began braiding my hair. Though he paused for a second. I looked up at him.

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing, I was just thinking..." he said, then paused.

"What were you thinking?" I pressed. He frowned.

"You really want to know?" I nodded happily. This was going to be amusing.

"Well... you have rather nice..." he began, but was cut off.

"THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING!" Jo yelled jumping in the room with her pirate boots on and doing the Jessica Simpson dance. "AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO. ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU!" She bowed. Jack, jokingly, clapped. "Thank you, thank you."

"Way to ruin a moment Jo." She stared at me in confusion.

"What could I have possibly done now?" She asked with a smile on her face. Damn her! She's always smiling!

"Nothing." Jack said braiding the other half of my hair. I scowled at Jack. He frowned.

"Turn that frown upside down!" She squealed. "I'm in such a good, hyper mood right now! Will! Dance with me!" She added grabbing Wills hands.

"I can't what would Liz...Miss Swann think?" Jo sighed.

"Eliza-BITCH is more like it!"

"Perfect nickname for her luv." Jack pointed out. Will glared at them both.

"Will, just dance." He sighed.

"Alright." And they danced. Jo laughing all the while.

"Jack, almost done?" I asked impatiently.

"Not quite lass if ye'd quit squirming we'd be done."

"Will man, I hafta show you a few things. Firstly: DONT STEP ON MY FEET!" Jack and I laughed. "Secondly: Be loose. God, no wonder Liz is a bitch towards you. Man, do I hate her." Will scowled.

"Then dance alone." He huffed.

"Willy...Will...Will-man, come on." She sighed. "Not everyone has to like someone. People hate me, do I care? HELL NO!"

"She's right Eunuch." Jack said. "There, done." I squealed and picked up a spoon. I couldn't see a thing.

"I'll be back." I said running to look at my hair.

As I checked my hair something, interesting, happened...

"Jack, dance with me." Jo asked skipping around the room.

"I can't dance lass." He said sitting down.

"Fine." Jo danced around the room and began to sing the song she learned at the homeless shelter. She loves the homeless. "Darling let's be pirates and sail away together. We can travel the seven seas and then look inside each other for the buried treasure. Darling let's sail away... We can hang our blades at our waists and drink till the end. Don't you dare leave my side we'll sail to that horizon. Darling let's sail away...Away, away from here. We'll ride the waves together." She finished singing and dancing.

"What's that?" Jack asked interested.

"A little shanty some homeless people taught me." Jo smiled. "I love 'em."

"Tis a nice tune, sung with a nice voice."

"Aww...sweet words, sweet cheeks." Jack got up and grabbed her hand in his and put his other on her waist. "Shall we dance Mr Sparrow?"

"Aye." They danced for a bit until I waltzed into the room. Jo looked up at me.

"Hi." I smiled angrily.

"Sup?" She replied gangster style.

"We need to talk."

"No, we don't...ok." She said looking at my face. I pulled Jo out of the room and into a storage closet, failing to lock the door.

"Jo..." I hissed.

"What?" She demanded as she happily sat on a barrel of rum.

"You interrupt again, you pay" I muttered more darkly than ever. Jo put her hands up in defence.

"Goes both ways."I frowned.

"He was going to tell me I had nice boobs!" Jo's eyes raised in surprise and I started laughing maniacally.

"Sorry to break it to you Ams, he was dancing with me!" bragged Jo.I smirked.

"Even the principal danced with you"

Jo shrugged, "That was a prank, Ams. Ha, worked out wonderfully."

"Even if it was, an old fat man dancing with you, that's worse than Ana with Marty! Though, that would be entertaining..."There was a knock at the door.

"Ammie! Jo!" called Jack, "Come out! I sighed deeply and stood, blocking the door.

"Remember, you do it again, you die, Jo" I threatened only half joking. I walked out of the closet.

"To inform you, I didn't interrupt, you left the room." I gawked at her.

"I was worried you never would come out..." Jack said seductively to both of us.

I nodded, "And how do you mean to prove that?"

"Ya man, how!" Jo said doing weird king fo moves. Jack smiled more.

"Yer weird."

"Aww, chocolate factory moment." I sighed happily remember those wonderful moment.

"When I went to see that movie, I forgot my glasses. But, thankfully I saw that hot, weird man." Jo smiled.

"Who?" Jack asked looking at the dazed and happy faces on us.

"Guess what?" Jo asked all of a sudden.

"What?" I asked angrily.

"I got initiated on the first day of school." I looked at her and burst out laughing.

"What happened?"

"They wrote NINE on my cheeks."

"Sucker." I laughed. Jack looked at us, totally lost.

"Nothing my dear Jack." I said patting him on the shoulder.

"Peanut, peanut butter and jelly." Jo sung. "Jellllyyyy." She whispered. "I want PB and J!"

"Pb and jelly?" Jack said. Jo looked at him and fell to the floor.

"Jo, peanut butter hasn't been invented yet" I muttered to her with sarcastic sympathy. Jack looked confused and I whispered to him.

"Don't worry about it... she's just gone psycho, she misses our old lives... though it's doubtful they were much better..." I stopped explaining and smirked. "Where's the rum?"

"Rum's a good substitute." Jo said jumping up and walking into the galley.

"Wacko."

"Do ye love ta make fun of her?" Jack asked seriously.

"Duh." I replied.

"Wench." He said walking into the galley.

"Rum, is like, God's gift to mankind." Jo smiled downing half of her bottle.

"Right on." I said taking a bottle from Jack. Will grimaced. "Lemme guess Turner, you've never had a drink before?"

"I did once! It was...ok." He said sounding unsure.

"Liar!" Jo coughed.

"Jack." I purred. "Give him some rum."

"Nah, more fer us."

"You know, he has a point." Jo agreed.

"But, he needs some." I hissed.

"Whoa, talk about whiny today."

"Lass, yer nuts."

"Please, for me." I smiled.

"Alright." Jack sighed. "OUCH!" Something hard hit me on the head. "Jo!"

"What!" She asked. "Somebody's throwing stuff...I don't know, someone is." Jack laughed.

"Witch." I moaned drowning my woes in the rum.

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A/N: Like? No! Piss off. (smiles sweetly)
Jack: Jo, there gonna kill ye.
Ammie: YES! I mean…NO!
Me: PISS OFF WORLD! MUAHAHAHA! I hate my parents right now. Grrr!
Jack: Tha' had absolutely nothing ta do with tha story but…review savvy?
Ammie: Yeah. Review, or I shall eat you! (laughs manaically)

PIRATES OUT!

EDIT: I changed it from being italic. Sorry, I was getting dizzy Jo... lol. (hugs) I still lovey ou though. We haven't gotten any new reviews! (gasp) OMG! Anyways, I can't move, so if we do happen to get any (wink,wink) I shall tell you asap. Lots o' rum and noddles, Ammers