The Sanzo Incident II
By: NellySama
Disclaimer: I don't' own Saiyuki it belongs to Kazuyas Minerkura.
AN: I'm baaack! With a sequel to the Sanzo Incident, destined to be filled with Rinoa bashing and staplers! Please stay tuned!
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Chapter 1 – Staplers, paperclips, and Rinoa.
Sanzo parked his car and walked around a corner and entered a huge building. He walked into his office and went to work, filing papers.
There was a knock at the door, Hakkai walked in.
Hakkai: Good morning Sanzo! How are you this day? Good. Want some coffee? O.K. I'll be right back. –waves and leaves-
Sanzo: What the hell? –stares at the door, then intently on the door knob- Pray thee! Was't this? –gets up and looks closely- I can see myself! Great Scott! I can't beli-
WHACK
The door opens and hits Sanzo in the face, giving him a bloody nose. Hakkai stands holding two coffee mugs.
Hakkai: Oh gawd, Sanzo!
Sanzo: Dang it Hakkai! You klutz! –sees blood- ACK BLOOD! –faints-
Hakkai: Crap Sanzo! DON'T MOVE! –puts the coffee on the desk and grabs two staplers-
Sanzo: -awakens- Hakkai, what are you doing with those! –faints again-
Hakkai: CLEAR! –staples Sanzo's chest- Live darn you!
Sanzo: OWW!
Hakkai: Why wont you live! –staples again-
Sanzo: I'M ALIVE! –sits up and takes the staplers from Hakkai- Those are dangerous!
Hakkai wasn't listening, he was staring at Sanzo with shock, awe, and wonder. Sanzo stood up and stared back at Hakkai
Sanzo: What are you looking at?
Hakkai: I- I can't believe it… I've done it. I've created… a thing.
Sanzo: A thing? What?
Hakkai: No. I can't remember the…
Sanzo: Word? –blink, blink, stare-
Hakkai: Yes that's it! –puts his hands on his hips and puffs out his chest- I've created a Sanzo! Yes! Go Me!
BAM
Gojyo slammed the door open. He was flossing his teeth with a strawberry fruit-rollup.
Gojyo: 'Sup my homies? –eats the roll up-
Sanzo: Hey! I wanted that!
Gojyo: Uh no! –sits in a chair, spinning around- WHEE! Look at me I'm spinning!
Hakkai: I… must… -stares at a wall- go… -turns and heads towards the door-
Sanzo: Where? There is no where to go but home! –spins the chair Gojyo is in-
Hakkai: No! I can go to the Janitorial closet! –leaves-
Hakkai leaves Sanzo and Gojyo to go to the Janitors closet. Sanzo and Gojyo play spin the chair until both are throwing up out the window. Hakkai knocks on the Janitors closet door.
Hakkai: Excuse me, sir, may I enter?
Goku replies from the other side.
Goku: What? I can't hear what you said, I'm on the other side.
Hakkai: -gasp- The other side! Goku, the great janitor is dead! Oh woe is me! –falls to his knees- Why, Goku, why?
Goku: I'm not dead! I'm on the other side! –pounds on the door-
Hakkai: You must be dead to be on the other side!
Goku: Can it be! But if I'm dead how am I able to speak?
(pronounced: Hanitor)
Hakkai: Janitor. –calm voice-
Goku: Yes? –blink, blink stare-
Hakkai: You're a…
Goku: A what! A what! Tell me! C'mon!
Hakkai: A GHOST! BOO!
Goku: AAAAAHHHH! –shrieks, a loud bang on the door, it opens and Goku rolls out- HAKKAI!
Hakkai: Janitor! You're alive! –squeezes Goku-
Goku: ACK! GRAGH! I can't breath! I think I'm gunna-
POP!
Goku imploded into confetti, Hakkai squealed with glee and began dancing in circles in the falling confetti. Hakkai returns to Sanzo's office to find him and Gojyo gluing paperclips to the walls.
Gojyo: He's back! Get 'Im! –tackles Hakkai and glues a paperclip to his nose- Welcome to Paperclip land!
Sanzo: Home of the true blue, bonafied, paperclip! –holds one up with pride- See?
Hakkai: Huh Uh! You're wrong!
Sanzo: What? Why? -looks at the paperclip-
Gojyo: Monkey! –points to the paperclip- its Goku!
The paperclip was indeed Goku. After her imploded he became the size of a paperclip, and when he talked it sounded like he was sucking helium.
Goku: Yeah its me! –squeak-
The others stare at Goku intensely, then burst out laughing. Suddenly, there's a knock on Sanzo's office door. It get very quiet.
Sanzo: -clears throat- Ahem. What is it?
Voice: I, uhm, I'm here for a job application.
Sanzo: Well good for you. Come in.
As the person enters, Sanzo hands everyone a stapler, and they hide it behind their backs. The person walks in and closes the door. Its Rinoa (FF 8 or 7)( requested by my new friend Tasha)
Rinoa: Is this where I'm supposed to go for job applications?
Goku:-sitting on Sanzo's shoulder- No way! –squeak-
Rinoa: -looks around- Uhm, what was that sound?
Gojyo: What sound?
Rinoa: I swear I heard a squeaking noise…
Sanzo: LIAR! There were not a squeaking sound! –points accusingly-
Rinoa: What! Why would I lie? I told you I heard a squeaking sound! –gulps, sensing danger-
Hakkai: I can't believe you would lie to people that you just met!
The three of them back Rinoa into a corner, and bring out the staplers from behind their backs. Goku jumps up and down happily on Sanzo's shoulder.
Goku: Get her! Get her! Punish the liar! Woot Woot!
Rinoa: What are you doing with those staplers!
Sanzo: Like Goku said, we punish the liar!
Rinoa: All I wanted as a job application! NOOOOOOOOOO!
And so Rinoa is stapled to death and thrown out the window. Happy now Tasha? I have nothing against Rinoa.. but.. y'know, that was fun! Anyway…Then the Saiyuki boys starts heading out for their lunch break.
There you go the 1st chapyer of many! Plz review for chapter 2!
-nellysama