The Sanzo Incident II
By NellySama
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except a smexy picture of the Sanzo. XD. I don't own Lord of the Rings.
A/N: Thanks all for taking time the first chapter! Sorry it took so long to get the second one up, I lost the original hand-written document for it, so now.. yeah. There's actually a plot in this one, and it will continue and so on, but this chapter is short., so I can plan for the 3rd and 4th chapters earlier.
Chapter 2: Lord of the Paperclips. –the beginning-
Previously…They all went out to lunch after throwing Rinoa's body out the window.
Now.. They are all sitting at a Chinese restaurant table, Goku sitting on Sanzo's shoulder, who is feeding him rice, and Gojyo and Hakkai are having a drinking contest.
Gojyo: HI HO SILVER AWAY! I WIN! –faints-
Hakkai: No way! You fainted, therefore, I win! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! –sits proudly, poking Gojyo-
Sanzo: -slams his fist into the table- CURSES!
Goku: Squee? –decided to not talk anymore and is now saying 'squee' for everything. Some how everyone knows what he says…-
Hakkai: Wassit Sanzo?
Sanzo: I SAID SHUTUP! We wont do its! –mutters-
Hakkai: Goku?
Goku: -stare- Squee. –nods-
Hakkai: Paperclip? He's fighting with himself, because one of his selves wants to kill someone to get a paperclip?
Goku: -nods- Squee!
Sanzo stands up and drags Gojyo's fainted body out of the buffet and down the street, around a few corners and into a random spot of trees. Goku and Hakkai follow.
Goku: -on Hakkai's shoulder- Squee!
Hakkai: Goku's right Sanzo! Just where are you going!
Sanzo: To the spider! She will take care of him for us! –still dragging Gojyo-
Hakkai: Us? Us three?
Goku: -chews on Hakkai's shirt-
Sanzo: No not you! You is nasty fat hobbit! You knows! –hiss- -talking to himself- Don't worry he wont gets us! Yes you're right. We is safe! –walks off-
Hakkai: NO WAIT! –runs after them, Goku flies off his shoulder and lands in the dirt- Sanzo! Wait!
Sanzo: -turns around-
Gojyo: -wakes up- Huh wha? –sees Hakkai- HAKKAI! –gets up and runs towards him-
Hakkai: -points accusingly at Sanzo- He wants to kill you! With a spider, because he wants the paperclip!
Gojyo: But he had the paperclip! Then why would he want it? –shock and realization-
Hakkai: Maybe he didn't know! OH WAIT! I just had it! Where'd it go?
Hakkai begins to search frantically for the 'paperclip'. Gojyo and Sanzo stare and wait.
Sanzo: Well where is it?
Gojyo: It?
Sanzo: My love, what else? My sweet, sweet Coconut!
Hakkai: AWW SHITE! Goku! Where art thou?
Sanzo: Coconut?
Gojyo: Paperclip!
Somewhere all alone in the dark forest is Goku, still small, sitting on a mountain of dirt, whilist the others search frantically for him.
To be continued…..
Well, how's you like that? A bit short, I know, but I needed to get another chapter out so here it is! Please review and plot ideas for further chapters!
nellysama