The Sanzo Incident II
By NellySama
Disclaimer: Happy New Year! I don't own saiyuki!
A/N: Hoo boy, this has been a long-long-long break from not updating and I'm very sorry for being neglectful to both of my stories, I don't know which chapter will make it up first, TSI2-Ch6, or TOD-Ch2. I guess this one will. Welp. Happy new year to all you who patiently waited. FF7-8 and Inu crossover. This one will be short. Chapter 7 will be the final chapter.
Chapter 6. Tifa's penguin. The death of Kagome's shoe. Mina and Lucy.
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Continuing from where we left off…
Sanzo: -twitching- Would. Tifa. Like. A. Penguin! –glare-
Leon: -cowers- Uhm.. I- D-
Hakuryu: -flies into Leon's face- Don't say it! If you value you life, don't say it!
Leon: -bursts out loudly- YES! Yes! Tifa would love a penguin!
A worker goes into the back room, and comes back out carrying a penguin.
Worker: Here you are sir. Its free so you can stop with the yelling now, thank you. Good bye!
Sanzo, Hakuryu, Leon, and the penguin leave the pet store and run into the others who are just outside. Goku is delighted with the penguin.
Goku: AWWWWWW! THAT IS SOOOOO CUUUUTEE! –hugs the penguin- Whossit fer, Sanzo?
Sanzo: Its Tifa's penguin. Leon got Tifa a penguin.
Hakkai: What about that Rinoa girl? Do you think she'll come back?
Leon: Heck no! By the giving of the penguin to Tifa, it will ensure that Rinoa will forever remain dead. –pets penguin- Isn't that right Mr. Gravy?
Gravy: QUACK!
Gojyo: Heyy…penguins don't quack! –pause- …or do they?
Goku: Do they? I've never heard what sound a penguin makes…but I'm sure its not quack…( penguin, bark like seals sometimes or something and peep like baby chickens when they are babies.)
And thus, Gojyo and Goku are thoroughly stumped by the quacking penguin, Gravy. Suddenly Hakuryu, now on Hakkai's shoulder, begin frantically flapping his wings.
Hakuryu: AAAHHHH!
Hakkai: -clutches Hakuryu- What is it man! Tell me! Snap out of it! –shakes the dragon- WHY WONT YOU SPEAK TO ME! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY –falls to his knees, letting Hakuryu go- What is it that you want!
Hakuryu: I hafta pee! –flaps wildly and runs into a really fancy porta-potty.-
FLUSH! Hakuryu flies out and an awful stench follows suit.
Goku: -gags- Wagg.. Man.. What did you eat?
THUDD. The others except Mr. Gravy fainted from the stench.
Hakuryu: I hate an acorn. They're good, but watch out for that gas afterward. Woo wee! Stankay! –waves tail in front of his nose-
Gravy: MOOOOO! –chews on Goku's leg-
Goku: WAH! MY LEG! Its being chewed on by Mr. Gravy the penguin!
Suddenly Kagome appears and runs into the porta-potty and comes out shortly after. When she comes out she looks really mad.
Goku: …..uhh… He did it! –points to Gravy-
Gravy: OINK! –waddles over to Leon's fainted body-
Kagome: Who done it! –seethes-
Hakuryu: Dun what?
Kagome: -points to the porta-potty- Someone left the seat up in there! I had to waste my precious times but putting it down!
Goku: What are ya? The potty-police?
Kagome: In fact I am! –flashes Potty Police Badge- See? Now if whoever left seat up confesses now, I'll let you off on a warning.
Hakuryu: -flies forward with head low- It was me. I do'od(see A/N) it!
Kagome: Alright! My work here is done! –turns to leave-
Hakuryu zooms in and tackles Kagome's feet, making her trip and one of her shoes comes flying off.
Hakuryu: AHAHHAAA! –eats Kagome's shoe and flies over to Hakkai who woke up.- I have eaten your shoe! Now run little girl, run!
Kagome: Ok! –runs away back to InuYasha Land-
Hakkai: What in the world?
Gojyo: MINA! –glomps Hakkai- Oh! Mina! Guess what Mina?
Sanzo & Goku: What the hell? Who's Mina?
Hakkai: Oh Lucy! How are you? –hugs Gojyo- What is it?
Gojyo: Mina, I've chosen and I love him!
Hakkai: Who, who? –giggles-
Leon awaken and sees that Hakkai and Gojyo are possesses by a scene from Dracula. He grabs Gravy and runs off. Sanzo, Goku, and Hakuryu are left to witness. Hakuryu grows bored and flies away.
Gojyo: I've chosen number 3! –suddenly snaps out of it and jumps away from Hakkai- GASP! WHAT! What happened.
Hakkai: Weeee…-dazed and falls to the ground, when sudden realization hits him. And he quickly stands up- OMIGAWD!
Everyone: What?
Hakkai: CRABBY! –turns to the others- We left crabby! NOOO!
Everyone recalls their exertions on the random island and the insaneness that happened there.
Goku: Oh wow! The island! Wasn't that fun, Sanzo? I wanna go back!
Gojyo: I do to!
Sanzo: NO…yes….no! …-can't contain himself- YES! We are going, and soon the Lord of the Coconuts will reign supreme! BWAAHAHHA!
With that they run off the nearest shipyard and book a trip back to the random island!
To be continued in Chapter 7!
A/n: "He do'od it!" is from those really old Warner bros. cartoons. You remember them right? Yeah. . Chapter seven will be the final chapter, thus making it the longest fanfic as of yet. YET I say, because, hopefully TOD will be longer than that, eh? And hopefully after this fanfic, I can come up with another crazy plot. Maybe an interview fanfic? Please submit your ideas within the reviews please.
Chapter 7 will have their crazy antics amongst the cruise ship and a day back on the random island. I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Please review!
-nellysama