I do not own Love Hina. Ken Akamatsu has the rights to it. However, Brandon, Peter, May, Kaoru, and Himeko I came up with myself.
Chapter 2: Who is he?! Or The first night at Hinata House
That night at Hinata House, Keitaro called an emergency meeting.
Keitaro: Alright… Kaoru, aaaaand Sarah. Okay, everybody's here.
Sarah: Okay, dork, what's this about? (At this, Keitaro vein-popped) And how does this guy know you?
Brandon: I can explain that. Basically, all you know that Keitaro-sempai's (the girls think, "He says that, too?", and eye Shinobu) family has a famous sweets shop, right?
All nod their heads and say: Uh-huh.
Brandon: Well me, my brother, and my sister are their best customers. In fact, our family has business with them, buying sweets for holidays, birthdays, and the like…
Kanako: I hate sweets…
Brandon: -- …oh crap, not you…
Kanako: It's not like I'm happy to see you, too, Gameboy…
(All the Hinata Girls wonder what history Brandon and Kanako had.)
May interrupts and says: Brother, now's not the time to squabble, okay? Since you're the landlord, (and we're guests) you're just going to have to put up with her as long as she pays her rent.
Brandon and Kanako glare at each other. Shinobu jumps up and immediately says: I'll help you with your luggage! (In her mind, she thinks: Maybe Brandon-san has more in common with me than just calling Keitaro "sempai". This should be good conversation. Besides, he seems pretty nice…)
Brandon is startled, and says: Uh… oh, okay. Pete, May, wait in the landlord's room, okay? I don't want you two getting lost in this place. And follow Keitaro-sempai's EVERY WORD, got it, Peter?
He eyes Peter suspiciously, knowing his brother's perverted tendencies.
As Brandon and Shinobu walk out, Naru says to Keitaro: Keitaro, I think Shinobu may have a little interest in your, ehe…"prodigy".
Keitaro sweatdrops: Yeah, you may be right… alright everyone, meeting adjourned! Tomorrow your new landlord will begin his work!
Naru: Honey, they left about two minutes ago, while we were talking…
Keitaro sweatdrops even more: Eheh…
Later that night, Himeko, Kaoru, Su, Sarah, Shinobu, Motoko, and Kitsune were having an emergency meeting of their own in the attic, discussing a certain group who just came into their lives…
Motoko: I say we test the two men for pervertedness.
Kitsune: You always say that. Lighten up a bit.
Su: I vote for them staying! (Hehe… I can experiment on them all I want then!)
Sarah: You want them here just because you like that voice actor!
Su: And because they're tied to the video game industry, and because he's funny!
Sarah: sigh
Himeko: I don't care, as long as the younger brother doesn't ogle me again!
All nod in agreement.
Kaoru: Shinobu-san? What did you learn about the voice actor?
Shinobu: Well, I learned he admires sempai…
Su pipes in: Just like you do!
Motoko shuts her up.
Shinobu: Thank you, Motoko…he does most of the chores at his private home in Kyoto…
All the girls: Oooooooo…
Shinobu: …he IS a voice actor…
Su pipes in again: YES! HE IS THE VOICE OF STAR CAPTAIN ALFON—mmph!
Motoko, with Sarah's aid, tie up Su and set her back down, with tape covering her mouth.
Su: Mmph! MMMPHHH!!!
Shinobu: (sweatdrops)…he is heir to a famous video game company…
All the girls: WHICH ONE?!
Shinobu: Uummm… I think Ko----…
All the others: O.O …wow…
Suddenly, the door busts in and a figure yells: DOES HE WORK WITH HI--- KO----??!!!
Everyone is shocked except Su, who is still squirming in her ropes.
Ema: Haaaa… haaaa… Sorry, guys! I didn't mean to scare you! I heard about the new landlord when I came back!
Shinobu: …but, Ema, I thought you were supposed to be gone for five weeks?
Ema: Yes…How long has it been?
Kaoru: It's been three weeks…
Ema: Oh, I must have gotten my stuff done fast this time… Anyway, I finished my exam!
All: REALLY?! WHAT'D YOU GET?!!!
Ema holds up a paper marked "93 percent".
Everyone looks at each other, until Su gets the tape off her mouth and yells: PARTY TIME! SHINOMU, MAKE US SOME EATS!!!
Everyone carries Shinobu and Ema downstairs, much to the surprise of Shinobu, and plops them at the table.
Shinobu: Oh! I heard that Brandon is a good cook, too…
Su: Let's get him to make din-din then!
Su grabs all the girls and heads up to the landlord's room. At the door, they notice how unusually quiet it is inside now that Su has been tied up (again).
Shinobu: (whispers) Guys, maybe he's not in there…
Ema: Let's just take a quick peek…
They open up the door and see Brandon, with pants and no shirt, apparently meditating.
All the girls: Wow, he's well built.
Shinobu, Su, Ema, Himeko, Motoko, and Kaoru all blush heavily.
Shinobu and Ema: Whoa, he's pretty cute…
Then they see him produce a ball of light from one of his outstretched palms.
Motoko: He seems to be trying to manipulate his ki…
All look at Motoko: His ki?
Motoko: Obviously he is stronger than I thought… though if he can beat me remains to be seen…
Su manages to break her bonds, rip off the tape covering her mouth, and yell: BRANDON! MAKE US SOME DINNER!!!
Brandon is greatly startled and accidentally drops the ball of ki. Everybody watches it in slow motion as it hits the ground…
KABOOM!!!
As the dust settles, Brandon realizes the girls were outside his room. Seeing the size of the hole that the ball of Ki created (and the human shaped holes that lead off in different directions) he looks around and then yells: Anybody okay?!!
He hears a moan not too far from him. Moving towards the sound, he accidentally trips over something.
???: owwwww…
The dust clearing, Brandon gets up, and sees Shinobu lying on the ground.
Naked.
Brandon: OO
Trying to stifle a nosebleed and ignore the fact that she's naked, he picks up Shinobu and tries to call for help. He hears a "I'm coming!" from a short distance off. Seeing a scrap of cloth, Brandon assumes that her clothes must have been vaporized by the blast. Suddenly he feels something soft on his bicep.
Brandon: Eh? O.O OH MY GOD!!! "C" SIZE!!!
The rest of the girls rush to pummel him, having heard him scream out Shinobu's bra size. Instead, they see the sight of Brandon laying on his back, passed out. Shinobu, sitting on him, comes to and says: Owww…what happened? The last thing I remember was… (she looks down) ………..
Shinobu: KYAAAHH!!! I'M NAKED! AND SITTING ON HIM!!!
Shinobu freaks out, accidentally gets hit on the head by a piece of falling brick, and is knocked out.
Himeko: Well, that's gonna be one hell of a first night for the landlord…
Everybody facefaults.
Well, what do you think? Should I keep going? Should I stop? Anyway, I'll eventually get to what was going on with Brandon and Kanako. Much later. HAHA! Contact me if you want to request any stories between any of the characters in this story. I'll see if I can make them work. The next segment of the story revolves around Shinobu, and its REALLY crazy. Btw, for all you fangirls out there, how'd you like the scene with shirtless Brandon? Haha, I aim to please. Please Read and Review. And now for my motto…
EVERYBODY FACEFAULT!!!!
WHAAAAAMMMM!!!!!