Hello, its me again. Sorry for the huge wait, we had Christmas at several different places (and different DAYS), and THEN my dad and I went to Germany for ten days. I know I have a lot of catching up to do, so I'll be putting up new chapters (up to New Year's Day) as fast as possible. Anyways, enjoy the story. Also, I'm going back to the old format. AND if you aren't allowed to watch R rated movies, please do not read this chapter. This will probably be the reason why this story is R rated.

I do not own Love Hina. The rights of it belong to Ken Akamatsu.

Chapter 7: Shopping with a cold! Pt. 2 or Gifts that give nosebleeds.

Four days later, on Christmas eve, everyone was gathered in the living room, singing karaoke. Brandon had come downstairs to listen (he had recovered well during the past four days, and felt that no one would get sick now), and Sarah was halfway through the song, "Cruel Angel's Thesis" (all of you Evangelion fans will know how it goes).

Sarah (thinking to herself): Meh, count on me to sing a song the otaku here enjoys…damn you all…

Kitsune: So, Brandon-san, how's your cold? I could give you a little drinky-winky? (tips the bottle of beer she is drinking in his direction)

Brandon: Ehh…no thank you, Konno-san. I don't drink alcohol.

Kitsune, frustrated that Brandon won't drink with her (and even more so the fact that he called her "Konno-san"), shoves the bottle of beer into his mouth and yells: Hey Su! Get over here and hold him down! This pansy needs a little liquor in him!

Su: Okay!

With Kitsune sitting on his legs and Su holding his arms down, the beer bottle emptied its contents down Brandon's gullet. Shinobu and May tried to get Kitsune off of Brandon, but apparently Kitsune had gained some weight and was difficult to pull off (not to mention she had Brandon in a leg-lock).

May (glaring demon's eyes): GET OFF MY BROTHER NOW!

Frightened, Su and Kitsune pull back, which allows May and Sarah (apparently she's showing Brandon she cares) the opportunity to help him up.

Peter: Gaah-ha-ha! The looks on your faces when May did her "Eeeevil Eye" were priceless!

Shinobu frying-pans Peter in the face, then holds up her instrument of punishment and says: Here, use this if he begins to vomit. I'll feed it to Peter tomorrow for breakfast.

Everyone starts cracking up, Kitsune the most since she's drunk as hell at this point (she downed two more during Peter's "joke").

Brandon starts chuckling, then goes into a roaring laughter, with tears in his eyes.

Shinobu: C'mon…It's not THAT funny…

Kitsune begins to flirt with Brandon, saying: Hey, I love a guy with a hearty laugh!

She then proceeds to guzzle down two more and grins drunkenly.

Kitsune: Everybody! BASEBALL JANKEN!!!

Su and Sarah begin to cheer, being the natural troublemakers that they are, while Motoko decides to down a few more cups of sake.

Motoko: I want to forget this night, just in case anything happens.

Within moments, everyone (except May, Kaoru, and Shinobu, who took the former two upstairs so they wouldn't see anything) was drunk.

Su: Okay, queshun one: What time is considered "Witchin' hour"? Himeko?

Himeko (trying but failing to figure it out): Hmmm…12:00 am?

Su: Wrong! It's 3:00 am! Off with this!

Su pulls off Himeko's shirt, revealing a rather large chest. Brandon immediately gets a nosebleed.

Sarah: Haha! Too much for ya, huh?

Su: Number two: Who played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episodes two and three? Motoko!

Motoko: Wha?! I don't know American pop culture! Ask Sarah or Brandon!

Su: (makes a buzzer sound) Wrong answer! It's Hayden Christensen!

Sarah and Peter pull off Motoko's pants, revealing black silk panties. Peter and Brandon get nosebleeds at the same time.

Motoko: Gah, now I'm cold!

Su: Kitsune! Number three: What do you drink a lot?!

Kitsune: BEER!

Su: RIGHT!

Kitsune: Alright! Thish one goes to everybody!

Himeko: Hey! That's cheating!

Su: Since when did I make any rules?

Motoko: Anything goes! Woo-hoo!

Shinobu, coming back down, sees what's going on and gets wide-eyed.

Su: Shinomu, come on! It's gettin' good!

Shinobu, while Peter staggers toward her, says: No way!

Peter shoves a bottle of vodka down Shinbou's throat.

Peter: C'mon, "C-san"! Live a little!

Shinobu passes out, much to Peter's shock (everyone, if you read volume 9 of the Love Hina manga, you should know what comes next). Suddenly, Shinobu gets up, and to Kitsune's delight, starts giggling!

Kitsune: C'mon, Shinobu! Join up in the fun!

Shinobu (staggering around): Okay…!

She plops on the ground next to Brandon, and grins widely.

Shinobu & Brandon: Eheheheheh…WE'RE DRUNK!

Kitsune: Alright! Once again, this one's for everybody. How many vowels are in the word Yugioh! You've got five seconds!

No one was able to come up with the right answer, or any answer, for that matter.

Kitsune: Times up! Who cares! You don't know! Off with your clothes!

Brandon took his shirt off, along with Shinobu, Su, Sarah, Motoko, and Peter. Kitsune pulled hers off just for the hell of it. Meanwhile, Himeko and Motoko were only in their bra and panties. Brandon and Peter nosebleed AGAIN, as there was plenty of cleavage around, and the girls were blushing heavily, more from seeing Brandon shirtless again than the liquor. They also noticed Peter's build wasn't too bad either.

Shinobu puts her face close to Brandon's and says: Damn, I wish I could kiss you.

She then falls over and accidentally lands face first in his crotch.

Himeko: Whoa! First base! I'm not getting left behind, though.

Himeko then proceeds to French kiss Peter, who is so drunk that he returns the favor.

Shinobu gets up and sheepishly mutters: Sorry 'bout dat. That's more like second!

Everybody starts laughing and the game continues into the night.

Morning comes, and Brandon is the first to wake up. With a pounding headache he groans: Whooooaaaa…what happened la- OO

Clothes are strewn about, as all the girls (as well as Brandon and Peter) are almost completely naked. Brandon, deciding now is not the right time for the girls kicking his and Peter's asses, decided to pick up only his and Peter's clothes, as well as getting Peter off the floor. Thinking he's out of the woods, he goes into the bathroom and sees that he's completely naked, too. Thanking God above that none of the girls saw his manhood, he walks to the door. However, the door opens and Kaoru, sleepy but now wide-eyed at what she's seen, says quietly: Wow, that's a good size…

Brandon: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon runs at breadneck speeds, reaching his room and slamming the door.

Kaoru stands there for a moment, then says to herself as she washes her face: Well, there's a Christmas gift I wanted but didn't expect…

I just know someone is going to find this extremely offensive and report me. PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME! THIS IS AS DIRTY AS IT IS GOING TO GET, I SWEAR!!!! About Kaoru, she only wanted to see Brandon naked, nothing else…seriously, I mean it. Anyway, please read and review.