Hello once again. OMG, he's actually updating in under 2 weeks! RUN! THE END TIMES HAVE COME! REPENT! Lol I'm just kidding. I managed to have extra time on my hands this time, so here's chapter 10.

I do not own Love Hina. The rights to it belong to Ken Akamatsu.

Chapter 10 Peter gets lucky! Or The day of the practice exams.

After 10 days of studying (since Valentine's Day), the final exams were right around the corner. Unbeknownst to many of the housers (until recently), Brandon wasn't the only one who was trying for Tokyo-U. Kanako, Himeko, and Peter (he graduated from high school early, since he's a technical genius) were pounding away at the books as well. Meanwhile, Ema was doing more research of Su's notes of her "Emotion Sensor" that led to Yami Shinobu coming to be. Late that night everyone went to bed early in preparation for the test, but Brandon decided to soak in the hot springs in order to relax.

Kitsune: Careful, some of the rocks fell while we were out there an hour ago.

Brandon: Got it. I'll look into it while I'm out there.

He goes outside (yes, at this point, he's got only his towel covering his "manhood") and spots one of the places where the rocks were split apart by his and Motoko's battle.

Brandon: Damn, I need to fix this place up…

He pokes one of the stone bases, and a rock the size of a soccer ball falls on his head, knocking him out instantly. Unfortunately for him, his towel comes undone, making him completely naked, face-up on the floor. A few hours pass, with Shinobu finishing her English studies.

Shinobu: I probably should've gotten Brandon or Peter to help me. Yawn Speaking of Brandon, he hasn't gone back to his room. He'll get pruney at this rate…

She heads downstairs and meets Motoko and Su in the kitchen, who were having a late night snack.

Motoko: Shinobu, what are you doing up at this time? You don't have any tests.

Shinobu: ehe…Sophomores have to take a surprise English Literature test the day after tomorrow…

Motoko: WHAT! How did you know that!

Su: I told her. I found out by hacking in.

Motoko (leers at Su for a bit): Did you get the answers as well?

Su: Nope. I don't cheat. I just like to be prepared.

Motoko (thinking to herself): DAMMIT!

Shinobu: Anyway, I came to check on Brandon. He hasn't come back from the hot springs.

Su: Really? I guess we should check on him.

Motoko: Might he get upset, though? I mean, what if he has already gone back upstairs?

Shinobu: No, he hasn't. My room is right under his, remember? I would have heard him.

Motoko: Well, I guess we might as well see if he's out there…

They head outside, and as soon as they slide open the door, they are met with the sight of Brandon in all his glory.

All: OO

Shinobu: I-It's huge!

Motoko: Both his balls and hi-

Shinobu covers up Motoko's mouth with lightning speed.

Shinobu: Shhh! What if he wakes up!

In their heads, though, they were getting some pretty kinky ideas.

Meanwhile, Su was poking Brandon's…ahem, "manhood", with a stick.

Su: Wow, these measurements are larger than the average American male's! Way larger…

Both Motoko and Shinobu pile drive Su into submission before running with her back upstairs and rushing back into their individual rooms. Which was lucky, because Brandon came back to as they opened their doors.

Brandon: Owwwwwww…my head… Why does it feel like someone poked my package? OW! My heeeeead….

He heads back to bed, putting on some pants before going to sleep.

The day of the mock exam, Brandon, Kanako, Himeko, and Peter head over to Keitaro's old admissions school.

Kanako: Heh, this brings back some memories…

Brandon: Forward…TO OUR FUTURE!

Peter: Phhffpt! Haha!

Himeko: (chuckles) Pretty good…

Brandon: Seriously, let's get going.

Two hours after that, the exam came to a close.

Himeko: TT I know I failed…

Peter: H-hey, cheer up! You won't know until this weekend! Besides, you need to think positive!

Himeko: Alright… but if I failed, I'm going to strangle you…

That weekend…

Brandon: Cool, I passed.

Shinobu: Really? Let me see…wow! 96!

Brandon: I goofed a bit on math. Damn geometry.

Kanako: Looks like I'm a shoe-in too.

Ema: That's great! What about you, Peter?

Peter: …not to brag but…

He shows a 100 on the paper.

All: OO

Himeko: … (is in shock)

Kitsune: Poor thing…looks like she didn't pass.

Peter: Wrong. She got 81. She only needs to work on English.

All: OO

Peter: Good job, Himeko. Looks like us four have a good shot of getting in. Himeko, if you need any help, I'll be glad to help.

Himeko: Really? You're not joking?

Peter: I'm serious. You guys may see me as a perv-

Brandon: Which you are.

Peter: Shut it. But I'll be glad to lend assistance when you need it.

May: Heh, looks like Brandon's finally rubbing off on you.

Himeko (blushing): Th-thanks. I really appreciate it.

From that day forward, Himeko didn't bash Peter's head in.

(crash)

I stand corrected. She reduced her beating by 90.

So, how'd you like it? Not only is Brandon in a love quadrangle (lol), but Peter's starting to have a friend in Himeko. Be assured, he'll still get smacked around, but I have plans for him. For now, though, I'm going to play either Devil May Cry 3 or Xenosaga episode 2. Or I could play some more Knights of the Old Republic on my Xbox. (Random objects are thrown at me) Okay! Okay! No more Xbox references! Anyways, see you next time, and be sure to Read and Review!