It was a dark and stormy night when Bobby AKA ICEMAN! Went out to get ice cream. He was walking along when he ran into a man in an overcoat. The man took off his over coat and it was Logan AKA WOLVERINE!

LOGAN:

Yea...

Mr. JT, now what you got for me
Mr. JT, now what you got for me
Mr. JT, now what you got for me
Mr. JT, now what you got, what you got

(Bobby looks really confused but is so intrigued by Logan he forgets all about his ice cream and stays!)

Mr. JT, now what you got for me
Mr. JT, now what you got for me
Mr. JT, now what you got for me
Mr. JT, now what you got, what you got

BOBBY:
You're sneaky
From the corner of my eye I saw you eyeing me
I know that you're watching
Tell me
What would you do if I encouraged you
To get next to me
When nobody's watching

(Then Scott, Kurt, and Beast, appear out of thin air and begin to dance to the music and sing backup vocals!)

The way your body keeps moving
Is something that makes me weak
Let's start our own little secrets
For just you and me to keep
Too late to come off shy now
You've already gone this far
So baby make your move, take charge
Show me what you got for me

ALL:
Oh no

LOGAN:
(Girl)
ALL:

Is that your hands, (your hands), rubbing on me
Oh no

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), feeling on me
Oh no

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), rubbing on me
If so

LOGAN:
(Girl)
If that's your hands, (your hands), then tell me what you got for me

BOBBY:
Baby, I can tell that you want to do more
Than just dance with me
And I don't mind you flirting
But honestly
Do you really wanna spend the whole night
Passing looks at me
(Looks at me)
Come over here and get to working

(Bobby then decides he is jealous of Beast because he is blue which happens to be his favorite color so he freezes him! The others decide to ignore this because they want to dance)

The way your body keeps moving
Is something that makes me weak
(Makes me weak)
Let's start our own little secrets
(Yea)
For just you and me to keep
(Us to keep)
Too late to come off shy now
You've already gone this far
So baby make your move, take charge
(Oooh)
Show me what you got for me

ALL:

Oh no

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), rubbing on me
Oh no

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), feeling on me
Oh no

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), rubbing on me
If so

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
If that's your hands, (your hands), then tell me what you got for me

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
(What you got)
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
(What you got)
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
(What you got)
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh no
(Oh no)

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), rubbing on me
Oh no
(No)

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), feeling on me
Oh no

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
Is that your hands, (your hands), rubbing on me
(Rubbing on me)
If so

LOGAN:
(Girl)

ALL:
If that's your hands, (your hands), then tell me what you got for me
(If that's your hands)

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
(What you got)
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
(Do do do do do do do do do do do do do...)

LOGAN:
(What you got)

ALL:
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

LOGAN:
(What you got)

ALL:
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

BOBBY:

Oh no...
Your hands
Feeling on me
Oh no...
Your hands
Rubbing on me
Le do do do do do do do do do do do do...
Le do do do do do do do do do do do do...
Le do do do do do do do do do do do do...

Then when the music stops they look around confused.

Bobby: What just happened

Then they hear laugh and turn to see Professor Xavier!

Scott: Professor what just happened?

The Professor wipes tears of laughter from his eyes

Professor Xavier: Sorry, I just couldn't help myself!