Once again, hello. Sorry for not getting the story up when I said I would. It was spring break when I typed chapter 11, and I didn't get 12 ready. Anyway, here's chapter 12.

Chapter 12 What's Wrong with Ema? Pt. 2 or A bonk on the head.

Brandon: Holy shit, not again!

Ema: Ohohoho! You will call me your queen!

Just then, Kanako came downstairs, and seeing the situation, hit Ema on the head out of annoyance.

Ema/.

Shinobu: I think she's unconscious…

Su: Kanako, where did you come from?

Kanako: I came down the stairs and saw her doing that. She was pissing me off because she was making so much noise, so I bopped her one on the head.

Ema: (motionless)

Shinobu: (pokes Ema) She's still not doing anything…

Su pulls a device out of her pocket, points it at Ema, pushes a button, and Ema disappears.

Su: I teleported her to my "Personality Setter Machine".

Brandon: You've come up with everything for every situation, haven't you?

Su: Hehe…almost.

In Su's lab, everyone has congregated around a single large tube with hoses coming out of it.

Su: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Personality Setter" or "ThePS", as I like to call it. It-

Sarah: Su, we already know what it does. The name says it all, though the acronym is cool.

Su:  Pooo…okay, then, let's start 'er up! What personality do you want for her?

All sweatdrop.

Su: I'll…just put her back to her normal self, okay?

All: Thank you.

Su starts it up and in five minutes its done.

Kanako: Already? That's quite fast.

Su: Haha, I know!

Ema comes hobbling up and says: My precioussss….

Everyone sweatdrops, and they put her back in.

Brandon: …I must be having a nerd moment, for I swear Ema was acting like Gollum from Lord of the Rings…

Su: Ehehe…(pulls the DVD out of a slot) I was watching it last night…

Brandon: Good Lord, Su's a bigger nerd than I am…

Five more minutes go by and Ema is back to normal.

Ema: whoa…why does my head hurt so much?

Kaoru: Your personality got altered. Su managed to fix it.

Shinobu: You weren't acting like yourself. You groped me!

Ema (blushing): O.O I'm so sorry…

Brandon: No problem. It wasn't your fault.

Ema bows in apology, turns quickly, and as she takes a step she trips.

Ema: Ow!

Himeko: ….Her breasts are as big as mine now….

Everybody facefaults.

Later that night…

Brandon: "-" is…to extrapolate.

Shinobu: Wow. You've got the English portion down pat. O.o You did better than me…

Brandon: Hehe…all I need to work on is math.

Shinobu: Me too…

Both cry tears for each other: We suck at math!

Brandon: By the way, Shinobu-san, why are you taking this with me?

Shinobu: Well, I guess…firstly, I always want to be at the top of my game, but mostly…

Brandon: …Yes?

Shinobu: …You could say, I really like you. (blushes) Goodnight.

Shinobu gets up and heads to her room. As Brandon heads to bed, he seriously thinks how fortunate he's been to meet the Hinata girls. Soon he falls fast asleep.

He starts to dream of getting into Tokyo-U with Shinobu and celebrating. He turns to her and sees her completely naked with a bride's veil on.

Brandon: o.o

Shinobu: …time to kiss the bride… (she puckers up)

Shinobu, meanwhile, is dreaming of a similar situation, in which Brandon is shirtless and pronouncing his vows.

Brandon: …I do….

Shinobu: Auuuuuuu! .

Both wake up at the same time, blushing heavily.

Both: What the hell was I dreaming that for!

Both go back to sleep and for the rest of the night they had no other dreams.

The next morning, Brandon wakes up on his side. Immediately he feels a hand on his shoulder.

Brandon: Eh! O.O

He looks over and sees Su.

Brandon (thinking to himself): Oh crap. If people see this, I am DEAD.

Just then, Shinobu opened the door. Fortunately, at the same time, Su does a death grip to Brandon (similar to when he first came to Hinata House), and begins to crush his ribs.

CRRCAAKK

Brandon: GAAAAAHHHH! HELP!

Shinobu: Kyaaahhh! Someone get bandages!

Su (in her sleep): BANANAS!

Later at the breakfast table, Su explained she was sleepwalking and went into the landlord's room thinking Keitaro was still there. While discussing this, Brandon thought of a way to return Shinobu's kindness.

Brandon: (whispering to Shinobu) Shinobu, I've decided to put you up for training.

Shinobu: (whispering back) What? What kind of training?

Brandon: You'll see. Think of it as a late Valentine's gift. Haha. Meet me tomorrow morning at the tea house. (Gets up) Folks, I'd better get going. I've got some books to purchase and then I start cramming. I'll see you all later.

Shinobu (wondering to herself): What is he planning?

Some of you probably thought this entire chapter would be about dealing with Ema's sudden "change". Lol Trust me, I like to be unpredictable. Next chapter will be about Brandon training Shinobu. In what, you ask? Haha, I'm not telling. You'll have to wait until the next chapter. Please read and review, and once again, thank you for reading my fanfic.