Sabertooth Got Run Over By A Beer Truck
By Stormshadow13
Disclaimer, My disclaimer got run over by a beer truck, but it said, me don't own any of the X-Men Evolution characters or the song. So, NO Sue for me have no money.
Author's Note: This is my first Christmas story, so please read and review. The song that the Acolytes are singing is Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck. But as you can guess I had to change a few of the words. I found it on the net and liked it, I don't know who it is by.
"Man, Oy'm board," groaned Pyro.
"Gambit is going to have to agree with you." Muttered Gambit looking up from his 89,999,999,999,872sd game of Solitaire.
"Oy got it!" Yelled Pyro leaping off the couch.
"Should gambit be scared or interested?" asked Gambit.
"Interested of course," said Pyro. "Meet me in five minutes in front of Sabertooth's room." With that he ran out of the living room.
"Ready?" asked a grinning Pyro.
"I really don't think Sabertooth is going to like this comrades," said Colossus, glancing at the door that the three Acolytes were gathered in front of.
"You're probably right, but Gambit t'inks dis t'is goin to be fun," said Gambit.
"On the count of three," said Pyro, "one, two, three."
The toon Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer started playing.
"Sabertooth got run over by a beer truck," began pyro.
"Beer truck," sang Gambit and Colossus.
"Coming out of Woody's Christmas Day," continued Pyro.
"Day," sang Gambit and Colossus.
"Mystique got a job out at the brewery,
I never knew that she could drive that way.
Sabertooth was out drinking with Logan,
Spendin all of Mystique's hard earned dough," sang Pyro.
"Raw," added in Gambit and Colossus.
Pyro kept singing, "He didn't have enough to pay the bar tab."
"Aww Oh," sang Gambit.
"So Woody tossed him out into the snow.
Sabertooth stood there frozen in the headlights,
He looked just as helpless as a deer,
I don't think he was afraid of dying,
I think he was afraid it would spill his beer."
"Sabertooth got run over by a beer truck, comin out of Woody's Christmas Day,
Mystique got a job out at the brewery,
I never knew she could drive that way." Sang Colossus Gambit and Pyro together.
Pyro went back to his solo. "Who'd have thought he'd end up as roadkill,
She flattened him right on the center line,
He could have made it to the curb if he was quicker."
"Go Sabs Go," sang Colossus.
"But she backed it up and squashed him one more time,
Mystique cried and cried at Sabertooth's funeral,
Not because we pealed him off the road,
All the loot she got from his insurance,
Went to pay the bar tab that he owed." Sang Pyro.
Then Gambit and Colossus joined in on the chorus. "Sabertooth got run over by a beer truck,
Comin out of Woody's Christmas Day,
Mystique got a job out at the brewery,
I never knew that she could drive that way.
I never knew that she could drive that way.
I never knew that she could drive that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."
"Would you three like to repeat that last line, before I tear you apart?" asked Sabertooth from behind the three.
"Oy just have one thing to say," said Pyro.
"Yesssssssss?" purred Sabertooth, tapping his foot.
"RUUUUUUUUN!" scream Pyro. The three Acolytes took off running with Sabertooth right on their heels.
"I told you Sabertooth wouldn't like that song," snapped Colossus. "But you two never listen to me."
"Shut up and keep running." yelled Pyro.