OMG, CHAPTER 21 IN THE SAME WEEK! AAAAAHHHHHH! Lol I know, I lied about the big fight scene last chapter, I put another X-box reference in the fanfic (crowd hisses and boos), -.- and I gave away what'll happen to Himeko too early. Well, none of that crap is happening in this chapter. You'll like the beginning of it. (I just have a feeling you will) Here we go!
I do not own Love Hina. The rights belong to Ken Akamatsu.
Chapter 21:Queen Himekohana rises again!OrEeeeh, maybe another fight scene…
Inside of Brandon's head…
Brandon, with short, shaggy hair and in a plug suit, started whining.
Whiny Brandon: Oh noooo, I screwed up! We're doomed! I failed!
Another Brandon, this one with Jounounchi's (Joey Wheeler, for those who haven't read the Yugioh manga) hairdo and school uniform, appears.
Positive Brandon: SHUT UP, you pansy ass! As long as we stick together, we can do anything! Not to mention I've got immortality on our side!
Kame-sen'nin then appears and starts laughing.
Whiny and Positive Brandon: What?
Kame-sen'nin: I say we have "End of the World Sex" with Shinobu! Ehehehehehehheheheheh!
A holographic image appears, with Shinobu blushing heavily: Ah, it feels so good! SO, GOOD! AAAAHHHH!
Needless to say, both had blood spurting out of their noses. Then, Whiny, in his Eva, and Positive, posing as Gilford the Lightning, send Kame-sen'nin into the stratosphere of Brandon's psyche.
Both: BAKA!
Normal Brandon then appears.
Normal: Alright. I'm at least going to try and fix this screw-up, with out anybody dying.
Back in reality…
May: I think I see something coming out!
The vortex subsides, revealing Himeko, drop dead gorgeous in a black dress revealing cleavage.
Brandon and Peter feel a "growing down there".
Brandon: (looks down, thinking to himself) GODDAMN! I LIKE SHINOBU, NOT HER!
He comes up with an image of his "boys" getting run over by a train, and the "growth" goes away completely.
Peter: Oh, shit….I just got really turned on….
Barbara: Wow, I just may have to go for her as well…
Everybody facefaults.
Shinobu: This is no time to be admiring Himeko's looks!
Himeko: Who is this Himeko that you speak- ah. She is no longer in existence. I am Queen Himekohana. Who has revived me?
Kenneth: That would be me. Now, I'd like you to grant my wish for galactic domination!
Himekohana: …(glares at him, and then raises her palm towards him) I WOULD NOT WASTE WORDS ON WEAK, INFANTILE WISHES AS THAT.
She then fires a huge blast of ki from her extended palm, killing Kenneth and #2 instantly.
Motoko: …I don't think Himeko had that kind of power before…
Kanako: You'd be right, kendo girl. She's possessed by a demonic aura. I still sense Himeko in there, but she's losing her hold on her body fast. If we don't do something quick, then Himeko will be expelled permanently from her body.
Motoko pulls out the Hina blade: This may work on her. But how do we expel her from Himeko's body.
Just then, Himekohana uttered a bloodcurdling scream.
Himekohana: YOU. I KNOW YOUR FACES! YOU ARE THE ONES WHO SEALED ME AWAY! YOU SHALL PERISH!
Brandon: Shit. Looks like we've got look-alikes from the past.
Su: Yeah. I didn't think it would matter, but, apparently we look like the council that sealed her away. Peter looks like her king, and she also tried to seduce their emissary and warrior. They were brothers.
Brandon: So, she tried to seduce ME?
Peter: AND I WAS MARRIED TO HER!
Su: Just guys who looked exactly like you.
Kaoru: So Himeko's the reincarnation of her?
Su: No just a descendant.
Peter: (holds his head) ohhhh, man. This is too much…
Himekohana's eyes begin to glow as she stares at Peter.
Himekohana: Join me, my king…We shall rule once again…Join me…
Peter's eyes glaze over, and he slowly turns: Yes…
May: AH SHIT! She's brainwashed him!
Brandon: Sorry, Peter. Fortunately we both got immortality going for us…
Brandon then walks up and with his strongest punch, nails Peter square in the face, sending him flying into the atmosphere.
Kitsune: Heh…reminds me of Keitaro…
Himekohana: Blast you! My love, why do you persist in denying me!
Brandon looks around, not seeing any other guys, then turns to Su.
Brandon: Su, was Himekohana bi or a lesbian?
Su: No, but she was into really kinky stuff.
Brandon: -.- So she's talking to me…great….
Himekohana: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Brandon: EEEESH! The anime dominatrix villainess laugh! Nothing gets me creeped out more than that laugh!
Sarah: So at least you're a bit normal for a nerd.
Himekohana's eyes glow again.
Himekohana: Join me my love…
Brandon shakes his head from left to right: Sorry lady, not going for me!
Barbara: I can vouch for that. He's impossible to brainwash. I tried already.
Himekohana: Blast! You still deny our love!
Brandon: GAH! ENOUGH! (he grabs a sword stuck in the ground and pulls it out) First thing I'm doing, I'm bludgeoning you upside the head with this sakabatou!
Himekohana: OO That blade!
Su: Whoops! I forgot to mention that they sealed her away with a sakabatou with mystical qualities.
Kanako: Convienient that it was right there.
May: TEH FOURTH WALL! TEH FOURTH WALL!
Brandon: (demon glare) SHUT. UP.
Shinobu: We're going to defeat you, and then we're bringing back Himeko!
Himekohana: Very well, then I will show you no mercy!
Himekohana then sent a massive blast that would have killed everyone were it not for Kanako, Motoko, and Barbara sending blasts of their own to deflect it. As such, they just managed to send it in a different direction.
Himekohana: So, you have some skill. Good. I've wanted an invigorating battle for awhile now.
A sword materializes in her hand, and she assumes an offensive stance, attacking immediately.
Motoko comes in with the Hina blade, and each parry and block the other's attacks. Barbara sends out ki blasts, but Himekohana just absorbs the ki.
Kanako: You're attacks are no good, Barbara! Standby in case one of us gets injured!
Shinobu then increases her ki significantly, and throws herself headlong into the fray. She managed to get a few good hits in, sapping Himekohana's ki and shredding her dress in the process, rendering her topless.
Brandon: (covers his eyes) GODDAMN! CAREFUL! I DON'T WANT A NOSEBLEED!
Shinobu: Sorry! I'm too busy to hold back right now, though!
Shinobu and Himekohana then get into an intense parry fest. If either one were to miss, massive damage would be inflicted on them.
Brandon then sees a spark in the sky. Apparently something was heading straight for where they were, burning through the sky.
Brandon: Man, I didn't even get the chance to put on "B.Y.O.B"… Well, this battle's over now, water under the bridge.
Brandon speeds over to Shinobu, grabbing her as Himekohana's blade goes through where she was.
Himekohana: Huh?
The object crashes into Himekohana, knocking her out.
As the group investigates what happened, they see Peter sizzling on top of Himekohana.
Brandon: Haha. Seems I made the decisive blow before the fight even started.
He pokes Himekohana with the sakabatou, and the aura is sucked into it, accompanied by a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Himeko then wakes up, and starts moaning.
Himeko: ooowwwww…Feels like I've been hit by a meteor….
Kitsune: Eheh, funny you should say that. Look who's passed out on top of you.
Himeko moves Peter off of her, gently putting him on the ground.
Himeko: Oh, man. I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you guys.
Brandon: No problem. This crazy cult is decimated, and you're back to normal. I'd say that's mission accomplished.
Himeko then looks back down at Peter, then looks up at the others.
Himeko: Guys, I'm about to do something completely out of character for me. Don't tell him. And if you do, I'll just deny it.
Himeko then leans down, and starts kissing Peter.
All: O.O
May: SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH PETER!
Su: Hahaha! I knew you liked him!
As she got back up from kissing him, Peter slowly woke up.
Peter: owwwwww…Feels like I got sent into the atmosphere…
Brandon: You did. I sent you. Haha.
Peter: You jerk! What'd you do that for!
Himeko: You were hypnotized. He had to smack some sense into you.
Peter looked at her, then did a double-take.
Peter: Himeko! You're back to normal! How!
Barbara: It was a tag-team effort between you and Brandon.
Su: He sent you flying, and you crashed into Himeko, allowing us to get her back to normal.
Peter: (still looking) Uhhhhmmm…Himeko…Don't hit me, but you're topless…
Motoko was about to hit him because, well, she's naked and he's a guy, when Himeko stepped in front of her.
Himeko: Don't hit him!
Motoko: But, he might do something perverted…
Himeko: …I like him. A lot. He did save me…
Peter: OO
All: O.O
Himeko blushes.
Kanako: Ehhhh, let's just get home. We've still got at least two months of summer left to enjoy.
Just then, Brandon's cell phone rings.
Brandon: Hello?
Keitaro: Hey, Brandon! We've got a transmission from Su. We're coming to pick you up, since everything ended up alright. However, we're going to have to head straight back to Hinata House. The timeshare has expired.
Brandon: -- Okay…
Sarah: What's the news from the dork?
Brandon: Heh, we're getting a ride straight back to Hinata House.
Everybody sighs.
Kitsune: Noooooo! I haven't even had time to sunbathe!
So, how'd you think this chapter was? Love it? Like it? Wanna rip it out of your skull and burn it? Well, anyways, I put fan service this time around. And as for the Whiny and Positive Brandons and Kame-sen'nin, they're different parts of Brandon's complete personality. Lol I plan to bring them, and other parts of Brandon's psyche, back. I just thought it'd be pretty damn funny. Be sure to read and review! See you next week! (all gasp in astonishment, Pedro from the Excel Saga anime says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)