What'd I tell you? Here's chapter 22! Lol With a side of fan service!

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Chapter 22Summer Vacation pt. 1orRelaxation and Perversion

Shinobu's diary, June 28, 2006

Well, we're back at Hinata House, and it seems that mostly everything is back to normal. Oh, it's only 8:43 in the morning, so I'll leave this open for more later.

Setting down her diary, Shinobu walks out of her bedroom, still sleepy from not enough sleep (as everyone else is).

Shinobu: Everyone will probably want some breakfast. sighs I'd better head downstairs.

While walking towards the stairs, she hears the shower abruptly turn off. Curious, she walks over to investigate.

Shinobu: Damn, I forgot to put new towels in there. I'd better tell them. Weird, the door's open.

She peeks in and is shocked to find Brandon completely naked, drying himself off.

Shinobu: O.O (freaks out) OH MY GOD!

Brandon: HYAAAHH! Who's there!

Shinobu: I'm so sorry, Brandon! I assumed it was one of the girls!

Brandon: (covering himself up, blushing intensely) Eheheh, no problem. It was bound to happen some time…

Shinobu: Oh, God. (turns away) This is so embarrassing!

Brandon: Hahah…well, then, can I finish drying myself?

Shinobu: Oh, sorry!

She rushes out of the shower room, red as a fire engine, and runs downstairs.

Brandon: Eheheh, God, I knew this was bound to happen…

Meanwhile, Motoko was undressing ready to get into the hot springs for some alone time. Unknown to her, Su, Sarah, and Kitsune were videotaping so they could get some fast cash.

Kitsune: Ohohoho…this'll roll in big yen…enough to pay my tabs for years to come!

Sarah: I'm surprised you didn't think of this a long time ago.

Kitsune: If I did it five years ago, she would've been jailbait. And I would've gotten arrested for potential kiddie porn.

Su: -.- She's twenty-three now, it's perfectly legal!

Kitsune: Oh, man, here's a money shot!

They got a clear shot of Motoko's front, and went into a fit of laughter. Kaoru, not knowing what they were doing (and the fact that the camera was remote and they were in another room), walked up behind them.

Kaoru: What are you guys doing?

Kitsune gets frightened out of her wits, and drops the viewfinder.

Kaoru: O.O YOU'RE TAPING MOTOKO UNDRESSING! HOW COULD YOU!

Su and Sarah bind her and put her in a force cage (which has a label "Courtesy of Su" on it) and continue watching. Unfortunately for them, two people heard Kaoru yell. One of them was Himeko, and she was coming to put a stop to it.

The other had completely different intentions…

Starting around the time Kitsune started up the camera…

Peter was sound asleep, dreaming of Gundams, Eva units, and Puuchuus. However, his sleep was broken by someone sitting on him.

Peter: Unnnnn…get off…huh?

He emerges from the pile of clothes covering him (don't ask why, he sleeps better that way) to see Adara watching anime.

Peter: What are you doing in my room? And where the hell have you been for that matter?

Adara: Kanako left me with Keitaro and Naru…

Peter: Huh? You were on the plane then?

Adara: …yes.

Peter: Where were you? None of us saw you on there.

Adara: …I was sleeping in one of the lockers.

Peter: o.o

Adara: …I'm a contortionist for fun. (grins slightly)

Then she goes into all kinds of bizarre poses, many of which could never be accurately explained in this fanfic.

Peter: O.O

Adara: (goes out of a pose and back to normal) What's wrong?

Peter: Wow, that was cool…

Adara blushes slightly.

Peter then looks at the anime Adara is watching.

Peter: So, what genre is thi- OO HOLY SHIT! YAOI!

Adara: I watch this one all the time…

Peter: MY EYES! THEY BURNNNNNN!

Barbara teleports in, dressed up like Ryoko (if you don't know what Ryoko that teleports into everyone's rooms I'm talking about, you need to leave), her head cocked to the side.

Barbara: So, what's it called?

Peter: GET OUT OF MY ROOM, SUCCUBUS!

Barbara strikes a pose: How could you not like this body?

Peter immediately gets a nosebleed.

Peter: Gaaah, stop it!

Barbara then floats down to him and gives him the kind of look Ryoko would give Tenchi.

Peter: OO Oh SHIT. GET AWAY FROM ME!

Barbara: Ohohohohohohohoho! You can dish it out, but you can't take it! Let me teach you how it works…

Peter now runs like a bat out of hell, still in his pajamas: GYAAAHHHHHHH!

Barbara: Teehee…I love to tease that boy…

Kaoru: YOU'RE TAPING MOTOKO UNDRESSING! HOW COULD YOU!

Barbara: Aaaand that's my cue to leave.

Adara: …Why did you tease Peter? I thought you were a lesbian…

Barbara: I'm bi now, sweety. (smirks)

Adara: …oh.

Barbara: Well, be back later. For now, I've got some "business" to take care of. Ohohohohohohohoho….

Barbara floats out, leaving Adara watching the credits.

Adara: …I'd better warn Motoko-oneesan…but I'm hungry…

Around the same time as the beginning of this part…

Himeko was taking sparring lessons from Kanako, and was managing to hold her own quite well. Kanako then came with a sweeping kick, which Himeko jumped over and turned into a spin kick at Kanako's head. Kanako back flips out of the way, trying to kick Himeko at the same time, which fails. They then go back into defensive stances.

Kanako: That's enough for right now. You're doing good, kid. You're as good as I was at your age.

Himeko: Thank you, Kanako-sama.

Both their stomachs growl.

Himeko: Uhhhhhnnnn… my stomach is sticking to my spine again….

Kanako: Mmmmnnnn…I'd chastise you for allowing your hunger to get the best of you, but then I'd be a hypocrite…Let's just eat.

Kaoru: YOU'RE TAPING MOTOKO UNDRESSING! HOW COULD YOU!

Kanako: Oh, boy. Fox-eyes is at it again…

Himeko: I'll go see what the trouble is.

Kanako: Alright. I'll meet you for breakfast.

Himeko: (thinking to herself) Knowing Kitsune from the time I've been here, she's going to try to weasel her way out of this.

Kaoru: YOU'RE TAPING MOTOKO UNDRESSING! HOW COULD YOU!

Shinobu & Brandon (fully dressed): …oh shit…

Both run out of the kitchen back upstairs to see Himeko giving mild beatings to Kitsune, Sarah, and Su. Peter comes around the corner to help get Kaoru out of the force cage.

Brandon: Alright…what's going on?

Kaoru: Kitsune, Su, and Sarah are taping Motoko while she's naked!

Shinobu sweatdrops.

Shinobu: You guys know that Motoko won't take this, don't you?

Kitsune: Oh, she wouldn't treat us the way she used to treat Keitaro.

Himeko: (leering at Kitsune) People change….

Kitsune sweatdrops.

Kitsune: I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN, I SWEAR!

Brandon: Waitaminute…I sense something…Oh fuck…

Motoko was finishing up with her soak when she heard a noise.

Motoko: Who's there! Perverted bastards!

Motoko unleashes several ki waves around her in succession, making sure that whoever was peeping on her would pay the price.

Motoko: That will teach you!

She then hears an echoing laugh, that got louder and louder until…

Barbara: Oh, sweetie, that was quite impressive!

Motoko: What do you want! I still haven't forgiven you for what you did to me!

Barbara: Hey, part of it was your repressed desires that made you do that. I only unlocked it.

Motoko: You're lying!

Everybody was watching at this point on the camera.

Barbara: No lie. And I'll prove it to you.

Barbara pointed her index and middle fingers at Motoko, then twirled them clockwise. Suddenly, Motoko began to feel flushed.

Motoko: W-what are you doing?

Barbara: Ohhhh, nothing…

Motoko began to breathe heavily, and was starting to sweat.

Motoko: W-w-ohhhh…AAAAHHHHh!

Needless to say, EVERYONE got nosebleeds at that point. They also ran at light speed to stop it.

Brandon: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

Motoko: AAAHHHHH…MY GOD….!

Brandon got a massive nosebleed and passed out.

Su: Critical hit! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Shinobu: (charges up her ki) STOP THIS NOW!

EXPLOSION

10:03 pm

Well, now I've seen almost everything. Motoko and Barbara announced about half an hour ago that they were lovers. . If it weren't for Brandon being here, I would be leaving this instant. Fortunately, there's good news. Brandon said that he genuinely likes me. If this keeps up, we may get married!

Oooooh, I can't wait!

Shinobu at this point was off in la-la land, fantasizing about Brandon and her, and what the future might hold for them.

Good God. I think I went too far with this one…PLEASE DON'T KICK ME OFF THIS SITE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! Read and review…. (fears for his account)