Authors note: Alright so I started with a bit of silliness….bear with me. It gets more serious in the next chapter okay! lol. Enjoy reading my Harry Potter Fic.
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Prologue
Once upon a time there lived a girl, and she was as tan as a monkey…
I AM NOT!
Alright, she had wonderfully tanned skin,
Better….
She smelled like a monkey….
DO NOT!
an evil laugh is heard
Grrrr….
cough Anyways, she had Green…
Oh yes, I have wonderful green eyes, that can make the fiercest man cower! MUWAHAHHAHHAaa…..
Excuse me but, I'm telling the story,
Oh, I know... I'm just making sure the important things are well known.
Sigh
Oh and I'm tall, with long reddish brown hair, I love to dance, and I always carry an umbrella around…
I said I'm telling the story…
Oh, but you forgot about my umbrella...it is most important.
I haven't gotten to that point yet.
Oh.
And so our heroine,
Yep, I'm a heroine, I've always wanted to be one…They are most interesting!
Their lives are full of battles valiantly fought, romance and daring deeds of bravery!
I SAID I'M TELLING THE STORY! AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I WILL HANG YOU FROM THE CEILING BY YOUR TOENAILS, WITH NOODLES, HEROINE OR NOT, BE QUIET!
Okay….shutting up….
Thank you…
Welcome….
BE QUIET
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Anyways, as I was saying, Once upon a time……..