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Macaroni & Ketchup
FLASHBACK
'Shinta! your still very young and you haven't had the chance to live your own way of life like the three of us have. So until the day you've had a chance to live your own way of life, you've got to.....you've got to stay alive....
END OF FLASHBACK
Kenshin's thoughts: I...have to.....
Kenshin speaking out loud: GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!! Hold on, I'll be right back....
Kenshin walks away into the bushes and Hiko hits the tree that was behind Kenshin.
2 MINUTES LATER.....
Kenshin: Ahhhhhhh......That feels better. Okay, can we try that again....master...Master?
picture goes to Hiko plastered against the tree.
Hiko: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Baaaakkkkkaaaa Deeeesssshhhhiiiiii!!!!!!!!! Hiko yells in a firm.....muffled voice.....
Hiko begins chasing Kenshin around, and is having a hard time catching him.
ONE HOUR LATER,
Hiko eventually catches Kenshin and begins to wack Kenshin with his sword (that was sheathed of course)
Kenshin:@_@ Ooooorrroooooo!!!! That hurts, that it does!!!!
Within moments, lets just say that Kenshin was closer with nature than he used to be.
Kaoru pops out of nowhere: What do you think your doing!!!???? Don't hurt him!!!!!
Kaoru charges at Hiko who had stopped beating a swirly-eyed Kenshin over the head, who had also looked to see what was happening.
Kaoru jumps on top of Hiko and begins to furiously beat him over the head with her bokken.
Hiko: Where did...ouch....she....ouch....come from...ouch...???????
Kenshin: Good question....where did Kaoru-dono come from?
Hiko: Who cares!? Get this little girl off of me!!!
Kaoru: I'll show you who's the little girl!!!! *uses kuzu-ryuu-sen on Hiko.*
Kenshin sits on the ground and stares in bewilderment at Kaoru.
Kenshin: Oro? How did Kaoru-dono learn that move?
Kaoru: *dusts off hands* Heh, heh, heh... wouldn't you like to know!
Kenshin and Hiko both gave her confused and angry looks, and Kenshin's eye color began to flicker an amber color.
Kaoru glanced at Kenshin's eyes....
Kaoru: Don't you dare Himura Kenshin!
Kenshin: ............
Kaoru: And what are you supposed to say???
Kenshin: .............
Kaoru: I'm waiting for an answer mister!
Kenshin in a barely audible voice: Yes ma'am
Kaoru: I didn't hear you!
Kenshin: Yes Ma'am!!!
Kaoru: That's better. Now what have we learned?
Kenshin and Hiko look at eachother, confused again.
Hiko: Never let women pick up on your tracks?
Kaoru glared at Hiko.
Kaoru: you just earned yourself a...*beats Hiko over the head with bokken once more* Kenshin? would you care to answer
Kenshin: Kenshin began to sweat under her gaze. ....A-Always listen to Kaoru-dono?...Kenshin put his hands over his head, not wanting to feel that wood knock on his head again.
Kaoru: Good boy! Just for that, I will make you dinner tonight! Kaoru put a happy little smile on her face and began to drag Kenshin home.
Kenshin:OROROROROOOOOOO!!!!!
.......and the one little piggy went 'oro! oro! oro!' all the way home........
THE END
Author's notes: I know, stupid & short. My first fanfic. on this site. Inspired by my friend's disability to say 'Rurouni Kenshin', so she just calls it macaroni & ketchup, and my stupidity! ^_____________^ (there is a slight chance that i might turn this into stupid forms of the episodes.) Remember to Review! (Please!!!!) Tootles for now!
Macaroni & Ketchup
FLASHBACK
'Shinta! your still very young and you haven't had the chance to live your own way of life like the three of us have. So until the day you've had a chance to live your own way of life, you've got to.....you've got to stay alive....
END OF FLASHBACK
Kenshin's thoughts: I...have to.....
Kenshin speaking out loud: GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!! Hold on, I'll be right back....
Kenshin walks away into the bushes and Hiko hits the tree that was behind Kenshin.
2 MINUTES LATER.....
Kenshin: Ahhhhhhh......That feels better. Okay, can we try that again....master...Master?
picture goes to Hiko plastered against the tree.
Hiko: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Baaaakkkkkaaaa Deeeesssshhhhiiiiii!!!!!!!!! Hiko yells in a firm.....muffled voice.....
Hiko begins chasing Kenshin around, and is having a hard time catching him.
ONE HOUR LATER,
Hiko eventually catches Kenshin and begins to wack Kenshin with his sword (that was sheathed of course)
Kenshin:@_@ Ooooorrroooooo!!!! That hurts, that it does!!!!
Within moments, lets just say that Kenshin was closer with nature than he used to be.
Kaoru pops out of nowhere: What do you think your doing!!!???? Don't hurt him!!!!!
Kaoru charges at Hiko who had stopped beating a swirly-eyed Kenshin over the head, who had also looked to see what was happening.
Kaoru jumps on top of Hiko and begins to furiously beat him over the head with her bokken.
Hiko: Where did...ouch....she....ouch....come from...ouch...???????
Kenshin: Good question....where did Kaoru-dono come from?
Hiko: Who cares!? Get this little girl off of me!!!
Kaoru: I'll show you who's the little girl!!!! *uses kuzu-ryuu-sen on Hiko.*
Kenshin sits on the ground and stares in bewilderment at Kaoru.
Kenshin: Oro? How did Kaoru-dono learn that move?
Kaoru: *dusts off hands* Heh, heh, heh... wouldn't you like to know!
Kenshin and Hiko both gave her confused and angry looks, and Kenshin's eye color began to flicker an amber color.
Kaoru glanced at Kenshin's eyes....
Kaoru: Don't you dare Himura Kenshin!
Kenshin: ............
Kaoru: And what are you supposed to say???
Kenshin: .............
Kaoru: I'm waiting for an answer mister!
Kenshin in a barely audible voice: Yes ma'am
Kaoru: I didn't hear you!
Kenshin: Yes Ma'am!!!
Kaoru: That's better. Now what have we learned?
Kenshin and Hiko look at eachother, confused again.
Hiko: Never let women pick up on your tracks?
Kaoru glared at Hiko.
Kaoru: you just earned yourself a...*beats Hiko over the head with bokken once more* Kenshin? would you care to answer
Kenshin: Kenshin began to sweat under her gaze. ....A-Always listen to Kaoru-dono?...Kenshin put his hands over his head, not wanting to feel that wood knock on his head again.
Kaoru: Good boy! Just for that, I will make you dinner tonight! Kaoru put a happy little smile on her face and began to drag Kenshin home.
Kenshin:OROROROROOOOOOO!!!!!
.......and the one little piggy went 'oro! oro! oro!' all the way home........
THE END
Author's notes: I know, stupid & short. My first fanfic. on this site. Inspired by my friend's disability to say 'Rurouni Kenshin', so she just calls it macaroni & ketchup, and my stupidity! ^_____________^ (there is a slight chance that i might turn this into stupid forms of the episodes.) Remember to Review! (Please!!!!) Tootles for now!