I'M FEELING BETTER THIS AFTERNOON! Here's chapter 27!
Chapter 27: Summer Vacation pt. what ever it is. Or Here's Nyamo!
On the final day that the housers were at the beach, Haruka brought everybody together to discuss payment.
Haruka: I've got to say, besides the play, you've all done a good job in getting customers. We've gone up in popularity and almost everyone who comes to this beach comes to eat here.
May: And we all know why…
All the girls were in swimsuits, and Brandon was in trunks and a tank top.
Brandon: -- I've got to say, Shinobu has hit me a couple times when girls were flirting with me, and then hit them.
Shinobu: I'm sorry, I tend to get jealous. (sticks her tongue out, with one eye closed)
Brandon: By the way. I've always wondered. What the hell does that mannerism mean?
All are silent.
DA: (pops out from underneath a table) Don't ask me. I'm American. I'm still learning Japanese culture.
Haruka: I could tell you, but then you'd look like an idiot, so I won't.
DA: Thanks. I would prefer to find out myself. Heheh. (disappears)
Peter (poses): Another brick in the Fourth Wall!
Himeko: (bonks Peter on the head) No Pink Floyd references!
Motoko: Thank you. I can't stand Gaijin music… It's enough I have to listen to Brandon's "System of a Down" songs while we're training.
Brandon: (strikes a pose) MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOUUUURRRRSSSS!
Audience bursts into applause.
DA pops up again: MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR!
Brandon: WITH A FEELING SO PURE…
Both: IT'S GOT YOU SCREAMING BACK FOR MORE!
Haruka: ENOUGH!
She whips out a load of semi-automatic rifles.
Brandon: (sweatdrops) Okay I'm done.
DA disappears.
Sarah: Now that that's over…
Haruka: I have other news besides your payment. It seems Nyamo is going to visit for today and tomorrow.
Kitsune, Su, Motoko, Sarah, Ema, and Shinobu: Nyamo!
Haruka: Yes, her. In fact, there she is now.
They all turn to see a woman who looks exactly like Shinobu (before she changed her hair to a wavy red) with a tan.
Brandon: O.O damn…
Peter: Damn is right…she looks just like Shinobu…
Nyamo: Hello!
She runs up to Shinobu and gives her a big hug.
Nyamo: Shinomu, how have you been!
Shinobu: I've been great! I believe you haven't met the new residents, May, Himeko, Adara, Kaoru, Barbara, Peter, and our new landlord and my boyfriend, Brandon.
Nyamo: Nice to meet you, Brandon-san!
Brandon: Nice to meet you too. Eheh…damn, I can't get over how much you look like Shinobu.
Haruka: Alright. Now that introductions have been taken care of, you've got the rest of the day to relax.
Su: I get to hit the watermelon!
She pulls out one of her rifles and hits Brandon on the head.
Brandon: GAAH! Watch it, Su!
Su: Sorry, can't see! I'm blindfolded!
Everybody facefaults.
Everybody went on their way to relax. May, Sarah, Adara, Himeko, Su, and Kaoru went to play some volleyball, while Peter was pointman (he really just wanted to check out Adara and Himeko in their swimsuits); Kitsune, Mutsumi, and Kanako lounged around and drank sake (needless to say, Kitsune got drunk and Mutsumi passed out with blood trickling out of her mouth, with Kanako muttering something about "Not stealing Brandon's line"); Ema was busy studying up for Tokyo-U (as usual); Barbara and Motoko were off somewhere, doing God knows what (use your imagination, I'm not spelling it out for you); and Brandon, Shinobu, and Nyamo were taking an afternoon stroll down the beachside.
Brandon: So, you two met when Keitaro ran off to Pararakelse Island…
Nyamo: Yes. That is right.
Brandon: Haha, Keitaro seems to have had a hand in all of us meeting.
Shinobu: You're right! None of us would have met if Keitaro didn't meet up with us first! I never thought about that.
Brandon: In a way, he helped you find love! Haha, I sound like a fool now, don't I?
Shinobu: No, you're speaking the truth. I did find love. I found you.
Both blush heavily at this remark, and quickly change the subject.
Nyamo chuckles to herself.
Meanwhile…
Barbara: Oh c'mon, Motoko, let's go again, please?
Motoko: No, I'm spent from last night!
Barbara: Heheh, I rocked your world, didn't I?
Motoko: You did beat me quite well at Dead or Alive 4.
Barbara: And I would've gotten further with you, if it weren't for that damn author stopping us.
The omnipotent DrgnmastrAlex appears: "That damn author", huh? I think I know the right punishment for calling me that…
Barbara: Show me what you've got. Remember, I'm the biggest pervert among the cast!
A few minutes later…
Barbara: NO! NO MORE! I CAN'T STAND IT, KILL MEEEE!
DA: MWAHAHAHAHA! FEAR THE TORTUROUS POWERS OF THE BUTCHERED TOKYO MEW MEW ENGLISH DUB, "MEW MEW POWER"! YOUR HATRED FOR WATCHING IT WILL ONLY BE SURPASSED BY YOUR HATRED FOR ALFRED KAHN, THE HEAD OF 4KIDS! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Motoko: Good God, it's a debacle of massive proportions!
DA: Wait, I sense a massive disturbance…
Yoda (riding on my back): Massive, you say? Hrmehehehehe…
DA: You knock that off. PSM already pulled that joke!
Motoko: I sense it too. It's….my sister!
Yoda: BUM-BUM-BUMMMMM!
DA: ACTIVATE FORCED NARRATIVE! FAST FORWARD TO THE DAY OF DEPARTURE!
Peter, May, and Su: TEH FOURTH WALL!
Haitani and Shirai: Another piece has fallen!
A brick falls off a wall somewhere.
Brandon: Bad omen…anyways, back to the story…
Shinobu: Well, guess this is goodbye, until you come to visit again, Nyamo.
Nyamo: Don't worry, Shinomu. And be sure to hang on to Brandon. Men like him are hard to find. (chuckles)
Su: Yeah! I might steal him away from you!
Shinobu: (demonic glare) YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
Kaoru: So, back to training, then, Brandon-sempai?
Brandon: No, something else more important. Tokyo-U! I'm taking my first classes!
The Hinata troupe parts from Nyamo, Mutsumi, and Haruka, and head back to Hinata House.
Across town, however…
Tsuruko: My, I seem to have gotten myself lost. In fact, it was always someone at the dorm that took me over. My my…
Don't worry. I'd say the next two chapters will be in-betweeners before the next major arc comes: The Tokyo-U arc! Be certain to expect the unexpected with this one as it involves Kaoru in a major way. Also, sorry that this chapter was shorter than the others. I've already recovered from feeling like crap, but I need to get in the swing of things. And to all the Nyamo fans out there, sorry she didn't play much of a role in this chapter. I'll try to make her more involved in the Tokyo-U arc. Be sure to read GYRAX's stuff, as well as Writer of the Blaze's stuff. In my opinion, it's just as good if not funnier than this story. Be sure to review. Until then, happy reading/writing!