Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.......at all.....not one bit of it.....nope.....still don't.......nada.....nop- *random person wacks over head with a stick* @_@ like I said, I don't own it.
~Macaroni & Ketchup~
Chapter 4: Kaoru's cooking
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It was just another one of those ordinary, bright and sunshiny days at the dojo........then all heck broke loose when.....
"I'm going to cook dinner tonight!!!" Kaoru happily decided.
Yahiko stopped practicing, dropped his shinai and ran.
"Yahiko!!! Where do you think you're going!??" Kaoru shouted.
"Where else!? The Akabeko! I'm not eating your smelly cooking!" Yahiko shouted back at her, then ran through the dojo gates.
Kaoru's mouth dropped open, then she began fuming. She pushed her sleeves up, grabbed her bokken, and ran after him.
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5 minutes later......
Kaoru walked through the dojo gates, dragging Yahiko (who now had several lumps on his head) with her.
"YOU can sit and wait. I'll go cook now." Kaoru said, dropping Yahiko on the porch.
Kenshin was in the yard doing the laundry when he heard 'I'll go cook now' come from Kaoru's mouth. 'Uh-oh' Kenshin thought to himself, standing up slowly.
Kenshin carefully picked up the laundry tub and began to inch his way over to the gate, after he saw that she had gone in......or so he thought.
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Kenshin was only a few inches away from the gate now, and was about to break into a run. He placed the laundry tub ontop of his head and began to pick up on speed when--
There stood Kaoru, bokken in hands -- directly infront of Kenshin.
"And where exactly were you planning on going mister?" she asked through gritted teeth.
"Ehehehehe...n-nowhere..I just needed to-- *WACK*" .....and now.....Kenshin was out cold....
Kaoru kicked the laundry tub aside and dragged the unconscious rurouni back to the dojo, and plopped him down right next to Yahiko.
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Kaoru happily chopped up some vegetables while she sang to herself. She dropped them all into a pot full of still-cold miso soup, then heard the dojo gates open -- again.
"You two better not be sneaking out again!" she yelled as she came around the kitchen to look on the porch, but Kenshin and Yahiko were still out cold.
"So! What's for dinner Kenshin!?" a familiar voice shouted.
Kaoru growled, and walked around to the front of the dojo, where, sure enough, Sano was standing.
"Kenshin isn't cooking tonight...I am." she said almost.....evilly.....O.O.
"Oh...hehehehe....then I guess I'll just be on my wa-" Sano was cut off by Kaoru pulling on his shirt, and pulling him onto the porch, where Kenshin and Yahiko were.
Sano began to sweat. "J-jou-chan...w-what are you d-doing?"
Kaoru threw him down on the porch (with incredible strength she suddenly had!! ^_^;;;) and held up a giant fish.......then stuffed it in Sano's mouth.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Kaoru laughed maniacally.
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Sano sat up in bed with a cold sweat. "Oh god. It was just a dream...." he said to himself, putting his hand on his forehead.
"Oh Sanoooo!!!!!" a familiar voice called.
Sano looked up, and to his terror...there stood Kaoru....with a plate of food.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.
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Author's Notes: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOREDOM AND INSANITY DON'T MIX!!!!!! @_o MWEEHAAHAAHOHOHAHHEHEHHAHAHA @_@ wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! plz review!!!!!!!!!!
~Macaroni & Ketchup~
Chapter 4: Kaoru's cooking
-------------------- --------------------
It was just another one of those ordinary, bright and sunshiny days at the dojo........then all heck broke loose when.....
"I'm going to cook dinner tonight!!!" Kaoru happily decided.
Yahiko stopped practicing, dropped his shinai and ran.
"Yahiko!!! Where do you think you're going!??" Kaoru shouted.
"Where else!? The Akabeko! I'm not eating your smelly cooking!" Yahiko shouted back at her, then ran through the dojo gates.
Kaoru's mouth dropped open, then she began fuming. She pushed her sleeves up, grabbed her bokken, and ran after him.
_____________
5 minutes later......
Kaoru walked through the dojo gates, dragging Yahiko (who now had several lumps on his head) with her.
"YOU can sit and wait. I'll go cook now." Kaoru said, dropping Yahiko on the porch.
Kenshin was in the yard doing the laundry when he heard 'I'll go cook now' come from Kaoru's mouth. 'Uh-oh' Kenshin thought to himself, standing up slowly.
Kenshin carefully picked up the laundry tub and began to inch his way over to the gate, after he saw that she had gone in......or so he thought.
_____________
Kenshin was only a few inches away from the gate now, and was about to break into a run. He placed the laundry tub ontop of his head and began to pick up on speed when--
There stood Kaoru, bokken in hands -- directly infront of Kenshin.
"And where exactly were you planning on going mister?" she asked through gritted teeth.
"Ehehehehe...n-nowhere..I just needed to-- *WACK*" .....and now.....Kenshin was out cold....
Kaoru kicked the laundry tub aside and dragged the unconscious rurouni back to the dojo, and plopped him down right next to Yahiko.
_____________
Kaoru happily chopped up some vegetables while she sang to herself. She dropped them all into a pot full of still-cold miso soup, then heard the dojo gates open -- again.
"You two better not be sneaking out again!" she yelled as she came around the kitchen to look on the porch, but Kenshin and Yahiko were still out cold.
"So! What's for dinner Kenshin!?" a familiar voice shouted.
Kaoru growled, and walked around to the front of the dojo, where, sure enough, Sano was standing.
"Kenshin isn't cooking tonight...I am." she said almost.....evilly.....O.O.
"Oh...hehehehe....then I guess I'll just be on my wa-" Sano was cut off by Kaoru pulling on his shirt, and pulling him onto the porch, where Kenshin and Yahiko were.
Sano began to sweat. "J-jou-chan...w-what are you d-doing?"
Kaoru threw him down on the porch (with incredible strength she suddenly had!! ^_^;;;) and held up a giant fish.......then stuffed it in Sano's mouth.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Kaoru laughed maniacally.
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Sano sat up in bed with a cold sweat. "Oh god. It was just a dream...." he said to himself, putting his hand on his forehead.
"Oh Sanoooo!!!!!" a familiar voice called.
Sano looked up, and to his terror...there stood Kaoru....with a plate of food.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.
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Author's Notes: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOREDOM AND INSANITY DON'T MIX!!!!!! @_o MWEEHAAHAAHOHOHAHHEHEHHAHAHA @_@ wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! plz review!!!!!!!!!!