Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin, that I do not....
Kenshin: :| THAT'S MY LINE, THAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *runs* hehehehehehe you can't catch me!!!!!!!!!! *is cut short by very sharp and shiny blade infront of face* Ehehehehe....you don't have to take it so seriously Kenshi- *looks up* -___- your not Kenshin....you're mummy man.....
Shishio: I AM NOT A MUMMY!!!!!!!!! *gets really mad and bursts into flames*
Me: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
~Macaroni & Ketchup~
Chapter 4: Damzel in distress.....or so we thought...
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Once upon a time there was a young, spunky princess named Kaoru. She was helplessly trapped in a tower that a dragon guarded, and one day, a brave, stong, tall, handsome, powerful prince would come and save her.
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"Oh whatever will I do...." Kaoru sighed....as she sharpened a blade on the bedframe *o.O* "ONE OF THOSE STUPID PRINCES SHOULD HAVE COME TO SAVE ME BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...AND IT'S PRINCESS KAORU TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" ....*ahem* PRINCESS Kaoru complained.
IN ANOTHER CASTLE SOMEWHERE ELSE...
"I will save you Princess Kaoru!!!" a voice yelled.
Narrator (Me):*looks down* who was that?
*glare from other person* "I am prince Kenshin of Kyoto!!! I shall save Princess Kaoru!!!....and you can't look down at me....you're the same height as I am...."
Narrator (Me): Hehehehehehehe *backs away from red-head* knock yourself out little guy.
With that, Kenshin walked out the door to his castle with his sword clinking on his waist.
Narrator (Me): *follows*
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"I'm getting tired of this! I'm bored to death!" Kaoru yelled, opening her window.
Narrator (Me): Then why don't we talk?
Kaoru: *O.O* "Where did you come from? You just poofed into thin air last time!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT???????????????" Kaoru yelled.
Narrator (Me): *shrugs shoulders* I don't know. Just kinda happens.....oh yeah.....there's this guy comin to save you in about ten minut- *poofs into thin air again*
Kaoru: *-__________-*
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Kenshin now stood within yards of the castle's walls. "Ah. My love, I have been waiting for this moment forever."
Narrator (Me): *yawn* why so mushy all of a sudden?
Kenshin jumped. "Hey!!! Where do you keep coming from!?!?!?!?!?????"
Narrator (Me): *-___________________-* go away.
"I SHALL SAVE MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!" Kenshin yelled, heading for the castle.
"I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!" Kaoru yelled from a far up window.
Kenshin stopped and looked up.
"Why didn't you come before!!!?!?!?!?!?!???? I've been stuck up here forever and NOW you decide to come!!!!!" Kaoru yelled.
"I will slay the evil dragon and save you!!!!!" He yelled bravely, and drew his sword. *sheath breaks in two when Kenshin draws the sword* "Ahhh...I can fix that!!!!" *tapes sheath back together* ^_^;;;; "hehehehehehee."
Kaoru: *-_______________-*
Narrator (Me): I'm going home now...goodbye *poofs into thin air again*
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Kenshin finally made it up to the castle door and held his sword out ready for any attack......then the castle door opened and there stood PRINCESS Kaoru, holding a bloody sword.
"Oh. You were seriously going to come and save me? Well, I don't need you anymore. Bye." Kaoru walked around him and threw the sword aside.
Kenshin turned around and chased after her. "Hey wait a minute!!!!!!!!!!! Come back!!!!!!!!! We were meant to be together!!!!!!!!!!!! It says so on this disc-ey thingy.......I THINK IT'S CALLED A RUROUNI KENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *stops and thinks about that for a minute......* "Hey...that's my name....oh well....COME BACK MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kenshin ran over the hills to catch up to Kaoru.....did they ever catch up? Who knows...I know I don't...
The End
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Author's Notes: @_@ More crazy insane randomness!!!!!!!!!!! plz review!!!
Kenshin: :| THAT'S MY LINE, THAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *runs* hehehehehehe you can't catch me!!!!!!!!!! *is cut short by very sharp and shiny blade infront of face* Ehehehehe....you don't have to take it so seriously Kenshi- *looks up* -___- your not Kenshin....you're mummy man.....
Shishio: I AM NOT A MUMMY!!!!!!!!! *gets really mad and bursts into flames*
Me: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
~Macaroni & Ketchup~
Chapter 4: Damzel in distress.....or so we thought...
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Once upon a time there was a young, spunky princess named Kaoru. She was helplessly trapped in a tower that a dragon guarded, and one day, a brave, stong, tall, handsome, powerful prince would come and save her.
_____________
"Oh whatever will I do...." Kaoru sighed....as she sharpened a blade on the bedframe *o.O* "ONE OF THOSE STUPID PRINCES SHOULD HAVE COME TO SAVE ME BY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...AND IT'S PRINCESS KAORU TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" ....*ahem* PRINCESS Kaoru complained.
IN ANOTHER CASTLE SOMEWHERE ELSE...
"I will save you Princess Kaoru!!!" a voice yelled.
Narrator (Me):*looks down* who was that?
*glare from other person* "I am prince Kenshin of Kyoto!!! I shall save Princess Kaoru!!!....and you can't look down at me....you're the same height as I am...."
Narrator (Me): Hehehehehehehe *backs away from red-head* knock yourself out little guy.
With that, Kenshin walked out the door to his castle with his sword clinking on his waist.
Narrator (Me): *follows*
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"I'm getting tired of this! I'm bored to death!" Kaoru yelled, opening her window.
Narrator (Me): Then why don't we talk?
Kaoru: *O.O* "Where did you come from? You just poofed into thin air last time!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT???????????????" Kaoru yelled.
Narrator (Me): *shrugs shoulders* I don't know. Just kinda happens.....oh yeah.....there's this guy comin to save you in about ten minut- *poofs into thin air again*
Kaoru: *-__________-*
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Kenshin now stood within yards of the castle's walls. "Ah. My love, I have been waiting for this moment forever."
Narrator (Me): *yawn* why so mushy all of a sudden?
Kenshin jumped. "Hey!!! Where do you keep coming from!?!?!?!?!?????"
Narrator (Me): *-___________________-* go away.
"I SHALL SAVE MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!" Kenshin yelled, heading for the castle.
"I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!" Kaoru yelled from a far up window.
Kenshin stopped and looked up.
"Why didn't you come before!!!?!?!?!?!?!???? I've been stuck up here forever and NOW you decide to come!!!!!" Kaoru yelled.
"I will slay the evil dragon and save you!!!!!" He yelled bravely, and drew his sword. *sheath breaks in two when Kenshin draws the sword* "Ahhh...I can fix that!!!!" *tapes sheath back together* ^_^;;;; "hehehehehehee."
Kaoru: *-_______________-*
Narrator (Me): I'm going home now...goodbye *poofs into thin air again*
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Kenshin finally made it up to the castle door and held his sword out ready for any attack......then the castle door opened and there stood PRINCESS Kaoru, holding a bloody sword.
"Oh. You were seriously going to come and save me? Well, I don't need you anymore. Bye." Kaoru walked around him and threw the sword aside.
Kenshin turned around and chased after her. "Hey wait a minute!!!!!!!!!!! Come back!!!!!!!!! We were meant to be together!!!!!!!!!!!! It says so on this disc-ey thingy.......I THINK IT'S CALLED A RUROUNI KENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *stops and thinks about that for a minute......* "Hey...that's my name....oh well....COME BACK MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kenshin ran over the hills to catch up to Kaoru.....did they ever catch up? Who knows...I know I don't...
The End
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Author's Notes: @_@ More crazy insane randomness!!!!!!!!!!! plz review!!!