====MORTAL KOMBAT NAZZA-SPONSORED TOURNAMENT 2====

/Tournament Record ReOpened/

[Begin Tournament Entry #02]

-Fighters Reunion-

One by one, the fighters arrived at the Dimensional Gate, and they began to realise that they were all going to be in this together.

Suddenly Shao Kahn appeared, as he walked through the Gate and arrived on Earth. 'Is everyone here?' he boomed. 'There should be 14 fighters gathered at this Dimensional Gate.'

'It-looks-like-everyone-is-here,' said Smoke.

'I shall count then,' said Shao Kahn. He stood there scanning everyone, then said, 'Yes, you are all here. Now step through the Dimensional Gate, where you will arrive at your destination. Everything will be explained shortly.'

Shao Kahn stepped through the Dimensional Gate, and awaited the arrival of the 14 fighters.

==OUTER WORLD==

The 14 fighters arrived in what seemed like a resort of some kind. 'Welcome, everyone, to the tournament resort!'

They looked around. There were exactly 14 little houses, and around 4 stadiums. 'I have summoned you here, once again, to fight against each other.'

'Well, *that's* very original,' said Sonya sarcastically.

'Imposter!' shouted Kano. 'Get him!'

'BE QUIET!' boomed Kahn. 'You will fight for your lives. Each round you will fight twice, and at the end the two weakest fighters will be eliminated.

'You will all now proceed to your resort house, and get settled. Tomorrow we will start Round One.'

==NIGHTWOLF==

Nightwolf walked around, and found the resort house with "Nightwolf" written on its mailbox. He entered the house.

'Nice,' he said as he looked around. He looked in the bedroom, and found a magic boomerang on the bed. A note next to it said, 'Your gift from Shao Kahn. Have a bloody day!'

He picked it up, and examined it. 'This is a pretty crappy magical boomerang.'

It zapped him, then began glowing green. 'Cool!'

==KANO==

Kano entered his house, and looked around. 'This is better than my apartment...yet it feels like something is missing...' He kicked in one of the walls, plaster falling all over the floor. 'That's better.'

He walked into the bedroom to find a bottle on his bed. A note next to it said 'This stuff will clean your eye-lense. It also doubles as a poison.'

'Sweet.'

==REPTILE==

Reptile looked around his house. 'Something's in here.' He walked into the lounge room and saw a small green lizard.

'Wow, a lizard!' He picked it up, and it started purring. 'Hmmm, I don't think it's supposed to do that...'

==SCORPION==

'Better than most 1-star hotels,' Scorpion stated. He walked into the bedroom and saw a scorpion sitting on his bed. He stuck his hand out, and shouted 'GET OVER HERE!'

==SUBZERO==

Subzero entered his house. 'Too warm.' He shot bouts of ice throughout the house, and before long Nightwolf was walking past Subzero's house, noticing it was somewhat icier than the other houses.

He walked into the bedroom to find a few bags of ice. 'Mmm, they're the tasty kind of ice!'

==SMOKE==

'I-will-now-walk-into-my-house,' said Smoke. He walked through the door, shattering it, and examined the place. 'I-can-see-several-cans-of-oil-in-the-garage.'

He wandered into the garage to find a drunk red robot. 'Sorry-mate, I-think-I-just-drank-all-your-oil.'

'Damn-you-Cyrax,' said Smoke.

'My-name-is-Sektor. *Hiccup*.'

==SHANG TSUNG==

'Hmm, it seems everyone who walks past me thinks I'm scary and a waste of space. To them I say, I am the giant Mr. Poo, I will throw my shit at you! No, that just makes them even more scared.'

He kicked down the door into his house, then realised there was a doorknob. 'That's strange, what's this funny brown object on my bed! Looks edible!'

Tsung crammed half of it into his mouth, when he realised. 'It's poop!'

==RAYDEN==

'He called the shit "poop"!'

Rayden and Goro laughed as they observed Tsung's antics from Rayden's mirror-observer. Rayden high-fived Goro, then high-fived Goro, then high-fived Goro, then high-fived Goro.

==KABAL==

'I wonder what's in the bedroom.' He walked in, and gasped. 'Perfume! Just what I always wanted!'

==JOHNNY CAGE==

'What a nice house. Too bad Shao Kahn can't afford a more luxurious resort.' He walked into the bedroom. 'Hey cool! A porn magazine!'

Cage grabbed it and began flipping through. 'Sweet, Sonya porn.' He flicked to the next page, and jumped back in fright. 'Aargh! What's Sheeva doing in this mag! My eyes are burning! I'm now mentally scarred, I hope you're happy Shao Kahn!'

==STRYKER==

Stryker picked up a note he found on the floor. 'Check the garage for your gift. Sounds easy enough.' He walked into the garage, and came across the biggest storage of guns and grenades and other weaponry he'd ever seen in his entire pathetic life.

'Now I can kill in style!'

==SHEEVA==

'Sweet, a porn mag.' Sheeva shuddered in delight as she stared at Goro's picture. She flicked to the next page, and jumped back in fright. 'Aargh! It's hideous! It's deformed! It's JOHNNY CAGE!!!'

==SINDEL==

'This place is too small!'

Sindel walked into her room, and found a tape of World's Funniest Home Videos. 'Yay! Now I can laugh at them over and over and over and over and over...'

==SONYA==

Sonya walked into her room, and found a stack of bras. 'Shao Kahn thinks I'm the stereotypical hot fighting chick? Well, I'll show him! I'll use these bras so much, he'll regret ever giving them to me!'

She picked up a note which said 'You can give these to Cage to torture him'. 'Somehow I think giving him my bra won't bother him in the slightest...'

A voice on the loudspeakers in every room echoed with Kahn's voice. 'In your house you will find your special gift, five copies of your outfit, and a copy of "Mortal Kombat for Dummies".'

'I reckon Lui Kang should read it, maybe then he'll stop being the dumb main character,' said Motaro the centaur.

'The microphone's still turned on, Motaro,' said Shao Kahn. 'Start training for combat, that's combat with a K, because tomorrow the first fight will be held!'