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Macaroni & Ketchup
Chapter 7: Ever wonder about Kenshin?
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"Hello Everybody!!! I'm your host, Kaoru Kamiya! Today on, 'Ever wonder about Kenshin?', We're going to reveal to you......[whispers] all of his secrets....."
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Kaoru: [steps infront of a large screen] ...Exhibit A......[screen shows a picture of 17year old Kenshin standing infront of a mirror in a bathroom] ......here we have found a picture of Mr. Battousai putting on contact lenses....NOW DO ALL YOU PEOPLE SEE WHY HIS EYESIGHT IS SO GOOD?????
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Kenshin: [sitting infront of a tv watching everything] ....O.O.....NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!! HOW DID MISS KAORU FIND THIS!!!!!?????? [runs out the door]
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Back to Kaoru.....
Kaoru: Exhibit B!.....[screen shows a diagram of Kenshin's ear.....and something in it.....o.O] .....THIS is why that short little man can hear you trying to sneak up behind him!!! [diagram of Kenshin's ear has a small......hearing...aid....in it....o.O???] Does our Mr. Himura ACTUALLY NEED THIS???? No!!!!!! He just likes to have it to freak us all out! And what about knowing where his opponent will be? HE CAN'T READ EMOTIONS!!!! How is that possible anyway??? [flips to a diagram of Kenshin's other ear...showing a minescule phone-radio thing] YES PEOPLE!!! THIS IS THE REASON!!!!! Kenshin, if your watching, I would just like to take this time to say......THAT IS CHEATING MR!!!!!!!!!!.....and who GIVES our Kenshin this information? We don't know yet, our detectives are still looking.....[Kaoru looks out at audience with binoculars]
[Sano quickly hides a walky-talky behind his back and whistles innocently, quietly walking out]
Kaoru:.....Now.....moving on.....[screen now shows a picture of Kenshin in a shoe store] ...here we have found a little clip of Mr. Battousai in a shoe store...looking for what? Well, let's watch and find out! [presses play on a remote that appeared from nowhere]
Screen:
Store dude: Can I help you sir?
Mr. Battousai: Yeah, do you have any running shoes?
Store dude: Yes sir. Would you like the average ones or the jetpackbooster ones?
Mr. Battousai:.....let's just go with the second ones....I have something i need to take care of...
Store dude: Yes sir...[rings up shoes at the register, our Mr. Battousai pays for them and leaves]
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Kaoru: [presses pause button] But what was he using these for? [presses play again]
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Mr. Battousai: [practices the Hiten Mitsurugi style....with new shoes on.......then the picture flips to.....A PICTURE OF KENSHIN HUGGING PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES????? O.O ...]
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Kaoru: O.O'''
Sanosuke: O.o ....wow.....Kenshin....never knew you were that soft buddy.....
Kaoru: ......NEXT EXHIBIT!!!!!!!!! [pushes Sano off stage] Do you people ever wonder what happened to.....[dun-dun-dun] Kenshin's hair???
Audience: [gasps]
Kaoru: Well then I shall tell yo- [suddenly disappears off stage]
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Kenshin: [running with Kaoru over his shoulder] Miss Kaoru is very intellegent, that she is, but this one would like to know how you found all of this............
Kaoru: .....hmph!........wouldn't you like to know!!!!! hehehehe [evil grin]
Kenshin: [evil glare]
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Author's Notes: .....And whatever happened to our cute little couple? Who knows......and where did Kaoru FIND all of this stuff.....even I don't know......buuuuuut......I learned alot today....[proceeds to watch a home video of 2-year-old Kenshin chase a rabbit around, wearing a pink bunny suit complete with ears and feet] hehehehehe.....REVIEW!!!!!!!
Macaroni & Ketchup
Chapter 7: Ever wonder about Kenshin?
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"Hello Everybody!!! I'm your host, Kaoru Kamiya! Today on, 'Ever wonder about Kenshin?', We're going to reveal to you......[whispers] all of his secrets....."
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
Kaoru: [steps infront of a large screen] ...Exhibit A......[screen shows a picture of 17year old Kenshin standing infront of a mirror in a bathroom] ......here we have found a picture of Mr. Battousai putting on contact lenses....NOW DO ALL YOU PEOPLE SEE WHY HIS EYESIGHT IS SO GOOD?????
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Kenshin: [sitting infront of a tv watching everything] ....O.O.....NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!! HOW DID MISS KAORU FIND THIS!!!!!?????? [runs out the door]
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Back to Kaoru.....
Kaoru: Exhibit B!.....[screen shows a diagram of Kenshin's ear.....and something in it.....o.O] .....THIS is why that short little man can hear you trying to sneak up behind him!!! [diagram of Kenshin's ear has a small......hearing...aid....in it....o.O???] Does our Mr. Himura ACTUALLY NEED THIS???? No!!!!!! He just likes to have it to freak us all out! And what about knowing where his opponent will be? HE CAN'T READ EMOTIONS!!!! How is that possible anyway??? [flips to a diagram of Kenshin's other ear...showing a minescule phone-radio thing] YES PEOPLE!!! THIS IS THE REASON!!!!! Kenshin, if your watching, I would just like to take this time to say......THAT IS CHEATING MR!!!!!!!!!!.....and who GIVES our Kenshin this information? We don't know yet, our detectives are still looking.....[Kaoru looks out at audience with binoculars]
[Sano quickly hides a walky-talky behind his back and whistles innocently, quietly walking out]
Kaoru:.....Now.....moving on.....[screen now shows a picture of Kenshin in a shoe store] ...here we have found a little clip of Mr. Battousai in a shoe store...looking for what? Well, let's watch and find out! [presses play on a remote that appeared from nowhere]
Screen:
Store dude: Can I help you sir?
Mr. Battousai: Yeah, do you have any running shoes?
Store dude: Yes sir. Would you like the average ones or the jetpackbooster ones?
Mr. Battousai:.....let's just go with the second ones....I have something i need to take care of...
Store dude: Yes sir...[rings up shoes at the register, our Mr. Battousai pays for them and leaves]
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Kaoru: [presses pause button] But what was he using these for? [presses play again]
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Mr. Battousai: [practices the Hiten Mitsurugi style....with new shoes on.......then the picture flips to.....A PICTURE OF KENSHIN HUGGING PINK FLUFFY BUNNIES????? O.O ...]
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Kaoru: O.O'''
Sanosuke: O.o ....wow.....Kenshin....never knew you were that soft buddy.....
Kaoru: ......NEXT EXHIBIT!!!!!!!!! [pushes Sano off stage] Do you people ever wonder what happened to.....[dun-dun-dun] Kenshin's hair???
Audience: [gasps]
Kaoru: Well then I shall tell yo- [suddenly disappears off stage]
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Kenshin: [running with Kaoru over his shoulder] Miss Kaoru is very intellegent, that she is, but this one would like to know how you found all of this............
Kaoru: .....hmph!........wouldn't you like to know!!!!! hehehehe [evil grin]
Kenshin: [evil glare]
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Author's Notes: .....And whatever happened to our cute little couple? Who knows......and where did Kaoru FIND all of this stuff.....even I don't know......buuuuuut......I learned alot today....[proceeds to watch a home video of 2-year-old Kenshin chase a rabbit around, wearing a pink bunny suit complete with ears and feet] hehehehehe.....REVIEW!!!!!!!