====MORTAL KOMBAT NAZZA-SPONSORED TOURNAMENT 2====
/Tournament Record ReVisited/
[Begin Tournament Entry #03]
-Fight One-
By the next day all the fighters were prepared for a possible first round fight.
'Welcome to KO-FM, where we play old stupid music till you're fu - I mean, I'm about to announce the two fighters who will be first to face off.'
'Face off is a cool movie,' said Goro.
'Was I talking to you? Okay now, the two fighters are: (drum roll) Sonya Blade, resident bi - uh, resident chick, and Nightwolf, resident di - I mean resident Indian.'
'I'm not an Indian!' said Nightwolf annoyedly.
Once they arrived at the fighting stadium, they noticed it was very big. Goro and Shao Kahn where in the sportsbox all the way up at the top of the stadium.
'What the - how come there's all these people?' said Sonya.
'Hehe,' said Shao Kahn. 'They don't know that this is a big publicity stunt.'
'Shao Kahn, the microphone's turned on.'
'Oh, I knew that, I was just, uh, practising for a play. Everyone, welcome to the Fighting Stadium!'
The crowd roared.
'And to our special guests, those funny Siberian tigers that are in those cages over there!'
The tigers roared.
'But now, onto the first battle of Round One. In the red corner, we have - oh, according to Goro we don't have a red corner. Or a blue corner. Or a corner in general.
'Anyway, on one side of the arena, we have Sonya Blade. She knows martial arts, and works in the army with Jax. She also secretly has a crush on Johnny Cage.'
Sonya glared at Shao Kahn. 'You sick, twisted bast -'
'And in the other corner,' said Kahn quickly, 'we have Nightwolf! The Indian -'
'I'm not an Indian!' shouted Nightwolf. 'I belong to a group of...people who dress like Indians.'
'Nightwolf is equipt with a magical boomerang, and has magical powers. It's the Japanese arts against the dark arts.'
'That's not Japanese art!' shouted Frida from the audience.
'Uh, what's a Bust-a-Groove character doing in the audience?' Goro wondered.
'And that's not the dark arts!' shouted Professor Quirrel.
'It's the two-faced loser from Harry Potter!' shouted Nightwolf.
'Oh yeah? You wanna take me on?'
'Take us on!' said another voice which came from Quirrel's turban.
'Uh, no unregulated fighting in the stadium please,' said Shao Kahn. 'Or you'll DIE.'
Everyone suddenly went quiet.
'Okay. Goro the four-armed monster -' Kahn noticed Goro staring at him angrily, both sets of arms crossed. 'Goro the...guy with four arms will commentate for this fight.'
'Now fighters, get ready, get set, BANANAS!'
The audience stared at Goro in confusion.
'BEGIN THE FIGHT!'
Nightwolf jumped at Sonya, flying through the air, but Sonya ducked, and Nightwolf skidded in the sand. He jumped back up, and swung a punch at her. She blocked, and high-kicked him, causing him to fall on his back, blood pouring from his face.
'And Nightwolf's down,' said Goro. 'This injury looks bad - but Nightwolf gets back up! Sonya takes a swing at him, but he ducks!'
Nightwolf swung his foot around trying to trip Sonya, but she jumped. Nightwolf high-kicked her, but she managed to keep on her feet and send a series of punches Nightwolf's way. She delivered one last blow, and he jumped back, trying to keep his balance.
'And what's Nightwolf doing - he's pulled out the boomerang! And he's thrown it at Sonya!'
Sonya caught the boomerang and threw it back at Nightwolf, but before it could hit him, she suddenly defied gravity and did an upward bicycle-kick. Sonya landed back on her feet, and watched as Nightwolf fell, the boomerang hitting him just before he landed on the ground.
'Nightwolf's down for the count! And he's not getting back up!'
Shao Kahn stepped up to the microphone, and the crowd cheered as he announced 'SONYA IS THE WINNER!'
===============SCORECARD===============
Sonya
1-0
Nightwolf
0-1
=======================================
In the Next Episode: More fighting, more humour, more depth and creativity, who would've thought it? Definitely not Zanna, whoever she is.
/Tournament Record ReVisited/
[Begin Tournament Entry #03]
-Fight One-
By the next day all the fighters were prepared for a possible first round fight.
'Welcome to KO-FM, where we play old stupid music till you're fu - I mean, I'm about to announce the two fighters who will be first to face off.'
'Face off is a cool movie,' said Goro.
'Was I talking to you? Okay now, the two fighters are: (drum roll) Sonya Blade, resident bi - uh, resident chick, and Nightwolf, resident di - I mean resident Indian.'
'I'm not an Indian!' said Nightwolf annoyedly.
Once they arrived at the fighting stadium, they noticed it was very big. Goro and Shao Kahn where in the sportsbox all the way up at the top of the stadium.
'What the - how come there's all these people?' said Sonya.
'Hehe,' said Shao Kahn. 'They don't know that this is a big publicity stunt.'
'Shao Kahn, the microphone's turned on.'
'Oh, I knew that, I was just, uh, practising for a play. Everyone, welcome to the Fighting Stadium!'
The crowd roared.
'And to our special guests, those funny Siberian tigers that are in those cages over there!'
The tigers roared.
'But now, onto the first battle of Round One. In the red corner, we have - oh, according to Goro we don't have a red corner. Or a blue corner. Or a corner in general.
'Anyway, on one side of the arena, we have Sonya Blade. She knows martial arts, and works in the army with Jax. She also secretly has a crush on Johnny Cage.'
Sonya glared at Shao Kahn. 'You sick, twisted bast -'
'And in the other corner,' said Kahn quickly, 'we have Nightwolf! The Indian -'
'I'm not an Indian!' shouted Nightwolf. 'I belong to a group of...people who dress like Indians.'
'Nightwolf is equipt with a magical boomerang, and has magical powers. It's the Japanese arts against the dark arts.'
'That's not Japanese art!' shouted Frida from the audience.
'Uh, what's a Bust-a-Groove character doing in the audience?' Goro wondered.
'And that's not the dark arts!' shouted Professor Quirrel.
'It's the two-faced loser from Harry Potter!' shouted Nightwolf.
'Oh yeah? You wanna take me on?'
'Take us on!' said another voice which came from Quirrel's turban.
'Uh, no unregulated fighting in the stadium please,' said Shao Kahn. 'Or you'll DIE.'
Everyone suddenly went quiet.
'Okay. Goro the four-armed monster -' Kahn noticed Goro staring at him angrily, both sets of arms crossed. 'Goro the...guy with four arms will commentate for this fight.'
'Now fighters, get ready, get set, BANANAS!'
The audience stared at Goro in confusion.
'BEGIN THE FIGHT!'
Nightwolf jumped at Sonya, flying through the air, but Sonya ducked, and Nightwolf skidded in the sand. He jumped back up, and swung a punch at her. She blocked, and high-kicked him, causing him to fall on his back, blood pouring from his face.
'And Nightwolf's down,' said Goro. 'This injury looks bad - but Nightwolf gets back up! Sonya takes a swing at him, but he ducks!'
Nightwolf swung his foot around trying to trip Sonya, but she jumped. Nightwolf high-kicked her, but she managed to keep on her feet and send a series of punches Nightwolf's way. She delivered one last blow, and he jumped back, trying to keep his balance.
'And what's Nightwolf doing - he's pulled out the boomerang! And he's thrown it at Sonya!'
Sonya caught the boomerang and threw it back at Nightwolf, but before it could hit him, she suddenly defied gravity and did an upward bicycle-kick. Sonya landed back on her feet, and watched as Nightwolf fell, the boomerang hitting him just before he landed on the ground.
'Nightwolf's down for the count! And he's not getting back up!'
Shao Kahn stepped up to the microphone, and the crowd cheered as he announced 'SONYA IS THE WINNER!'
===============SCORECARD===============
Sonya
1-0
Nightwolf
0-1
=======================================
In the Next Episode: More fighting, more humour, more depth and creativity, who would've thought it? Definitely not Zanna, whoever she is.