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"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.

"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.

"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "But you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."

"Shut your face."

"You don't tell her to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"

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Chapter 2 - Oh my god

It was 11am and the summer sun shone brightly through the halls of Hogwarts, they younger years hustled and bustled about going too and from their classes, every year was in classes except the 7th years they were sleeping in until the train came at 2pm for them to go home on final time. Ginny and Luna were walking like zombies, both had been at the party the night before and both had been heavily drinking. They were both going to Potions as they shared most of their classes together.

"Where do you think 'Mione got to last night?" Luna asked

"Duno, Lav went to her room to get her where Gryffindor party started but she said there wasn't any answer. Knowing Hermione she was tucked up in bed reading her beloved books" Ginny said

"Dint you see her last night, she was totally out of it, she looked as if she was having a good time"

"That she did" Ginny sighed as Professor Snape greeted them. "Perfect, he wasn't killed" she moaned sarcastically as they entered the potions classroom.

"One can only hope" Luna mumbled and sat at the back of the classroom, Ginny sitting next to her.

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Hermione was nice and warm in her 4-poster queen sized bed, she was covered in her gold and red sheets embroider with the Gryffindor lion and school motto. She rolled over facing the middle of the bed just as her eyes flicked open, she caught sight of something that wasn't suppose to be in her room. She opened her eyes and came face to face with Draco Malfoy.

Hermione screamed, he scream immediately woke Draco up

"Oh my god" she said noticing that he was naked

Draco followed her gaze and quickly pulled a sheet over him

"Granger, what happened?"

"I hope not what I think happened"

"Did we?"

"I don't know"

"You don't know! Isn't there some way that women can tell if they have had sex?" he asked jumping out of the bed wrapping the sheet round him. Hermione was afraid to look under her covers but being a brave Gryffindor she stole a peak, yep she was naked.

"Oh god" she mumbled

"I guess your state of dress is the same as mine," he snapped

"No need to snap"

"NO need to snap! I slept with a filthy mudblood, a common low life form. The Malfoy good name has been soiled"

"How do you think I feel, I slept with a sleazy git who I hate more than any one in the world. Get out of my room now" she demanded

"Don't you ever tell anyone about this, if you do ill hunt you and your precious filthy family and kill every last one of you" he said venomously

"Like I'd want to tell anyone," she said throwing her head back into the pillows "Bastard" she mumbled as he slammed her door shut.

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"Hermione where were you last night?" Ron asked, "The party was pretty full on" He said as they entered their compartment on the Hogwarts express

"Yeah 'Mione, it was really in full swing" Harry said waving to Ginny from the window

"I went bed early, headache," she said distantly

"You ok?" Ron asked waving to Luna as the train rolled away

"Fine" she said closing her eyes. Both boys knew that when she shut her eyes it was a sign for them to shut up. They stayed silent for the whole train ride back home.

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Hermione, Harry and Ron jumped off the train, knowing that their luggage would find them like it always did on the way home.

"Well this is it 'Mione" Harry said hugging her

"Yep, until August 19th?" Ron asked

"Yep, the 19th, ill be there with bells on" Hermione said hugging Ron

"Have a nice holiday wont you"

"Don't worry Ron I will, and have a nice time Harry. You're going to love living together" Harry was going to live with the Weasleys in the burrow since he kicked out of Privet Drive. Harry looked around at the platform and saw Draco and his 4 cronies smirking as they left the train

"That's one sight in not going to miss" Harry said pointing to Draco, Pansy, Blaise, Crabbe and Goyle.

"Defiantly, not more Malfoy" Hermione said confidently, she had put the previous night behind her, and hopefully would never have to think about it again

"Well until October" Ron said regretfully

"October?" Harry asked

"The reunion, half a year reunion" Ron confirmed.

"Great, just great" Hermione mumbled waving to her boys and walking off to her parents.

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