Hey, again! I know it has been over three weeks since chapter 34, so I decided to post this up as soon as possible. You all know what happened last chapter, so let's get into it!
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Chapter 35: The New Battle at Okinawa or The Shit has Officially Hit the Fan!
The group went ahead, leaving Keitaro, Naru, Kitsune, Ema, and May behind, seeing as Naru was pregnant she'd need some of the housers to stay behind and keep her company.
May: --; …crap. I wanted to go…
Kitsune: Hey, they're gonna be in the middle of an all out war over there. They can't be worried about a pregnant woman and a bunch of people who can't protect themselves. Besides, we can party while they're gone!
On the plane…
Brandon: So, Seta, how long until we reach Okinawa?
Seta: Oh, I'd say about two and a half hours.
Barbara: Excellent. A faster arrival time to kicking some ass! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Brandon: (shivers) …please stop that…
DrgnmastrAlex: (shivers) …yeah, it creeps us out…
During this time, Shinobu and Hokuto were talking to each other, discussing various things, Brandon being one of the subjects.
Hokuto: So, what you're saying is, Brandon-san was that girl I saw? O.O
Shinobu: Eheh…yeah. He got cursed by the Orb of Shifting and would switch between sexes whenever someone said "yaoi" or "yuri." It was pretty funny while it lasted.
Hokuto: I'll say! He was having Ranma problems! Hahahha!
Sasami (still in cat-girl form, jumping in): Hey, you have no idea how annoying it was for me to see the transformation happen! I'm just glad I helped him end it.
Hokuto (sly cat grin on her face): …and let's not forget you got to kiss him!
Sasami blushes immediately.
Shinobu: That's going to be the only time, understand? Brandon and I are going to get married soon!
Sasami: No problem! I'm not going to get in the way of your marriage! Personally, I'm more worried about Barbara and Motoko…
Hokuto and Shinobu: .; …yeah, we can't forget they like him too.
Back up at the cockpit…
Peter (walking in): Bro, I've got some good news.
Brandon: Hang on…You just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!
Everybody facefaults.
Peter: Eheh…not that, but I finished fixing your lightsaber!
Peter hands it to his brother.
Brandon: Sweetness. You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hold this baby again. Why'd it take you so long?
DrgnmastrAlex: Oh, he was just lazy. Too busy playing Dragon Warrior 8 and X-Men Legends 2.
Brandon gets a demonic glare in his eyes.
Brandon: peeeeEETTEERRRRRRR!
Peter: …oh shit, I'm fucked…
Taking his brother in a headlock, Brandon drags Peter over to the lavatory, sticks his head in the toilet, and flushes.
Peter: GYAAAAHHHH! MY HAIR! IT'S STUCK!
Brandon: HAVE SOME COOL, REFRESHING WATER!
A few seconds later, Peter comes running out of the lavatory, soaked, and his hair looking like Goku's.
Himeko: Oh, God, I can't resist…Did you go Super Saiyan one, or two?
Everybody in the cabin dies laughing.
Peter: …shuddup…
Himeko gives him a peck on the cheek.
Himeko: Cheer up. We're about to get into a big battle. Have some fun.
Adara appears behind Peter.
Adara: …You want to do some Role-play?
Peter: What kind?
Adara gets a big smirk on her face.
Adara: …Hentai.
All: O.O
Just then, static blazed over the radio, followed by what could only be a Japanese military transmission (according to Seta). Outside, two fighter planes appeared and hailed the plane the Hinata Housers were on.
Fighter #1: Unidentified civilian aircraft, you are ordered to leave this airspace immediately. This is a designated battle zone. Do you copy?
Seta: Roger that. However, we may be of help to you. We have weaponry that is equal in power to what the enemy has. Copy, over.
Fighter #1:………
Brandon: He's probably going over it with his head of command. Wait a couple minutes.
After a few minutes, the receiver crackles back to life, with the same fighter on the other end.
Fighter #1: Copy that. You have permission to land. We will escort you to the designated area. Please follow, over.
Seta: Copy that, over. (turns to Brandon) Heh, we seem to have the devil's luck.
DrgnmastrAlex: Nope, you've got me. I am the author of this fic, after all.
All: TEH FOURTH WALL!
DrgnmastrAlex: Whoops, sorry.
On the ground, the gang met with a congregation of Japanese and U.S. military, as well as a few U.N. squadrons. There, two men with a lot of bars on their left shoulders and a few medals of honor from their respective countries introduced themselves as Lt. Col. Steven Matthews and Sergeant Akira Matsumoto.
Lt. Col. Matthews: Good to finally meet you. I've heard stories from my fellow, Sergeant Matsumoto, about an inn where crazed girls were beating the crap out of the landlord. I'm guessing you're the guy?
Brandon: Heheh, no, not really. That was my friend, Keitaro Urashima.
Matthews: Oh hell! You speak English! That makes things a lot easier, then. I understand it, but these fellas speak so damn fast that I need them to slow down about halfway before I can understand them.
He looks over the group and sees DrgnmastrAlex and Sasami in human form.
Matthews: Uhhhhn…why is there a cat-girl and a stuffed animal in a trench coat with you?
Sasami: Don't worry about me, I'm usually in the form of a black cat. (she winks, and Matthews gets a slight tinge on his cheeks)
DrgnmastrAlex: As for me, I'm this fic's equivalent to God.
Matthews: Huh?
Brandon (whispering to Drgnmastr): SHHHHH! YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN.
DrgnmastrAlex (to Matthews): (veinpops) …nevermind…
Matsumoto: Now, what is this weaponry that you're talking about?
Su: Right here!
Su runs to the cargo plane they landed in and brings out scores of weaponry and gadgets that Yami Shinobu copied off of. She then runs up to Brandon and hands him a watch.
Brandon: Uh, Su…I already have the V-watch on me.
Su: No, silly! This is for the armor that Peter and I made for your birthday. We fixed all the bugs and even made it portable in this watch!
Brandon glanced over to his brother, and sees a sheepish grin on his face, as Matthews says he's going to recommend him to the U.S. military for his inventions. Suddenly, a beam of light appears from the north-east and blasts a patch of ground nearby.
Matthews: Shit! All hands, get ready for combat! This is not a drill!
Peter: Let's show what we can do.
An hour later at the enemy stronghold…
Mutsumi, sitting on a throne stolen from a middle-eastern mosque, surveys the battle that has been raging. From the moment they began the battle an hour ago, the unthinkable happened: they had been losing at a frantic pace.
Mutsumi: The Mistress expected there to be resistance once a group of individuals entered the fray. There's no doubt; Brandon Miyamoto, Shinobu Maehara, and the rest are here.
She turns to a figure hiding in the shadows.
Mutsumi: It's your time to enter the battle. Brandon has considerable power, but you should be able to take him without too much trouble. Do what you were created to do, and fulfill our Mistress's desires! Bring him here.
: Yes, General.
As the shadowed figure turns to leave, a brief flash of long, silver-white hair appears, then is gone.
Brandon (in his Mega-Man armor), Himeko, Shinobu, Sasami (yes, she can fight!), Kaoru, Barbara, Motoko, and Seta were providing close-combat, while Hokuto (she's an impressive shot with military weapons, apparently), Su, Adara, and Peter were providing cover fire and backing up the newly-equipped military. All the while, DrgnmastrAlex was just walking around, shooting random enemy combatants in the kneecaps when they got too close.
Himeko: Awesome! I can see the fortress from here, we're not too far now!
Peter: Keep your eyes open! No telling when they may pull something out of their sleeves!
Just then, a massive impact appeared ahead of them, causing rubble (and everybody else) to go flying.
Brandon: GODDAMN! Peter, you fucking idiot! You always open your mouth and make things worse! This is the fourth or fifth time you've instated Murphy's Law!
Barbara: Hey, I see something! …make that a someone… O.O …make that a VERY POWERFUL someone…
The smoke clears, and a man wearing a long black coat with metallic shoulder pads with long, silver-white hair and a HUGE katana appears.
Adara: O.O OH FUCK.
Kaoru: I-i-i-it's Sephiroth!
Sephiroth steps forward, his aura warping the immediate surrounding area.
Motoko: o.o I guess they managed to bring him to the real world…
DrgnmastrAlex: Heheheheheheheh…
All the Hinata Housers turn to see Drgnmastr glowing.
Brandon: Uhhhh…I think we should leave. Alex is about to fight Sephiroth.
DrgnmastrAlex glows bright and then reappears. Not as a puu-chuu, but as a human. 6' 2", wearing glasses, his hazel eyes glaring out from behind dark blonde hair, he was dressed up as Dante from Devil May Cry, with the Sword of Sparda and Ebony and Ivory on his sides.
DrgnmastrAlex: Yeah, you all go on ahead. I'll take the overpowered, over-hyped bishonen.
The rest of the group runs on ahead, leaving Alex and Sephiroth standing face to face.
Sephiroth: I know my target, and you are not him. However, you may prove to be a hindrance. In that case, I'll eliminate you.
DrgnmastrAlex: I think not, baka-bishie. I've always wanted this chance, and now I've got it. Let's…PLAY BALL!
Drgnmastr rushes in. Seph, anticipating a melee attack, is suddenly put off by Drgnmastr pulling out Ebony and Ivory and at close range, unleashed a full level charged shot, knocking the wind out of Seph. Seph recovers, landing on his feet and performing a multi-slash, hitting Drgnmastr several times in succession. Losing some blood, Drgnmastr heals his wounds and pulls out the Sword of Sparda.
Sephiroth: Impressive. You managed to catch me off guard. Your reaction time is lacking, though.
DrgnmastrAlex: I kinda did that on purpose. Here's where you may start sweating, One-winged one.
Nyahahahahhahahahahaha! It's Sephiroth's entrance! Didn't expect that, did you? Anyway, I need to hurry this up, so here goes:
To Rayne Sarazaki: Thanks for reading my fic. You honestly think my fic is up to par with an awesome masterpiece like Love Hina Next! Good lord, I'm embarrassed. I'm trying to reach his level, since his fic is on my top fics list. Many thanks for reviewing, and I hope you like this fic!
To Mecha-Tamago V. 23: I'm saving Mecha-Tama-chan for the final segment, which is coming up in the next one to two chapters. Just be patient! You'll love it!
As always, please be sure to review. I apologize profusely for taking so long to write this chapter. College, nieces and nephews, and cousins' birthdays have been keeping me extremely busy. I'll get on Chapter 36 as soon as possible. Until then, happy reading/writing!