Disclaimer: ...hm...havent had to do this in a while...-- i still prefer to write original stuff...:ahem: anyway...rk's not mine. happy? good. leave me alone.

apples + oranges...just cause i'm too lazy to name it...

A/N: ..now lets imagine all these little people/plants chibi, shall we? it'll be much cuter that way --... ((my stupid faces probably arent going to show up because i forgot this place is stupid and wont let you use all those symbols... )) ...nothingWRONG intended

There once was an oddly short little man with red hair who lived in an orange tree. This man's name...was kenshin...and his home...the orange tree...its name was Bob. Bob and Kenshin were very happy living together until one day, this orange tree, Bob, was sick and tired of Kenshin...

"Get OUT! NOW!" Shouted Bob, shaking, and shaking until Kenshin finally plopped out of the tree, on his tender little bottom.

Kenshin's eyes welled up with tears..."B-bob! Don't make me leaaaaaave! I'LL DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR YOU!" he offered, bargaining with the mean, mean tree.

The orange tree, Bob, turned, and crossed his limbs :hhehehehe:. "Nope. out, you lazy, no good freeloader."

Kenshin pouted. "But I'm NOT a freeloader. I do your laundry..."

"WHAT LAUNDRY? I'M. A. TREE." shouted Bob.

Kenshin glared at Bob..."Fine...don't appreciate my fine linen-washing skills...I WILL leave." and with that said, Kenshin stomped off in a huff.

Two days later, our little Kenshin came back...about three yards away from Bob, with a shovel, a watering can, and a bucket. With these items, Kenshin dug a hole in the ground, dropped a few seeds from the bucket into the ground, covered it back up with the dirt dug out of the hole, and watered it.

Miraculously, within an hour or so, defying all means of...NATURE...a great apple tree sprouted out of the ground, pushing all sorts of its branches through Bob's own.

This made Bob very angry.

Kenshin climbed the tree with his things in hand, and settled in on a low branch. He very well knew that this would make Bob angry, and smiled an evil little smile as he was doing his settling.

"How are you today Francis?" Kenshin asked his apple tree.

"Just dandy." answered Francis. "Would you like one of my apples?" Francis asked, lifting a ripe red apple up to Kenshin.

He smiled gratefully and took the apple. "Why thank you."

Kenshin then spent the whole day shining all of Francis' apples.

Bob was starting to get very lonely without Kenshin around. ...not to mention all the bird crap on his leaves...that red hair drove the birds away.

So lonely one day, the orange tree just slowly withered up and died.

And Kenshin and Francis lived happily ever after.

The end.

yay...

A/N: well wasn't that fun...feel like i'm writing for a bunch of little kids...-.- that's what happens when you use some stupid ((seriously)) idea in less than thirty seconds in the car..sitting next to your friend ((yawn))