Let's get this started! TEH FINAL ARC!

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Chapter 37: Capture! Or A very good case of OMGWTF.

Inside a mysterious space station on the moon…

Shinobu slowly began to wake up, feeling a bit groggy. She manages to shake off the grogginess after a few minutes and surveys her surroundings. Strapped to a chair, in the middle of an empty, dome-shaped room, she remembers what happened before she was knocked out.

Shinobu: Suichi…that bastard. I just hope Brandon and the others are alright…

A quiet swishing sound comes from her right. Turning to look, she sees the person behind all the recent crap she and her friends have had to go through. Dressed in an elegant dress (think Edea from FF8 and you're really close) with her hair down to her back, and make-up similar to Lulu's from FF10, Yami Shinobu came in and walked over to Shinobu.

Yami Shinobu: So, I see you've got a new hair-do. It's nice.

Shinobu: What do you want from me?

Yami Shinobu: Oooh, right to the point. You've grown up I see. And in more ways than one.

Yami Shinobu fondles one of Shinobu's breasts, making her turn beet red and crying out in outrage, before turning around.

Yami Shinobu: You wanted to know what I'm up to, right? Well…I still intend on making Brandon-chan my obedient sex-slave, but now, I want to do the same to you, too.

She turns around and an evil grin is plastered on her face.

Shinobu: …You're sick.

Yami Shinobu: Only as sick as you are. After all, I AM your dark side.

Shinobu: No. You may have once been a representation of my darker feelings, but now you've become warped, perverted, and evil. There's nothing like that in me!

Yami Shinobu: (a sly look appears on her face) …oh, if that's how you feel... You and I have become completely separate and different. However, I can prove to you that you can be just as well-versed in debauchery as I am.

Yami Shinobu moves over to a flattened part of the dome that Shinobu missed on her examination.

Yami Shinobu: You see, I have found a way to bring out one's inner, most secret side. The side that not even they themselves know about. People usually have inhibitions or conscience in order to lock away their "primal urges." Lust, fear, hatred; all these are amplified with the process I've made. I can render them completely under my control, once the process is complete. I can even control how powerful the primal emotion is. Watch.

Yami Shinobu taps a few buttons on the keypad, and a screen the size of an I-MAX screen appears in front of Shinobu, showing a male and female Japanese soldier from the battle in Okinawa. Yami Shinobu then hit two buttons in quick succession and suddenly, a weird hum was heard over the audio. Soon, the soldiers began to argue with each other, and then got physically violent. Yami Shinobu hit another button, and a different weird hum was heard over the audio comm. The two stopped arguing, and stared at each other for fifteen seconds, then the female took off her top and both started doing foreplay. Yami Shinobu then turned cut the connection, the screen going to a "sleep mode" color, which happened to be blue.

Shinobu: How could you? Toying with people's emotions! I was right, you're even more ill than I thought.

Yami Shinobu pressed a button on the keypad, and then headed for the doorway.

Yami Shinobu: You won't be thinking that for long. Soon enough, you'll be begging me to use you which ever way I want to. I'll be back in 20 minutes! Ciao!

Yami Shinobu leaves the room, laughing, as whatever program she put in starts. The screen seems to widen, and soon takes up most of the room, filling Shinobu's entire view.

Shinobu: This won't work! You know it won't!

Shinobu shuts her eyes closed, knowing that if she doesn't watch whatever it is, she won't be brainwashed. She then feels something touch her arm, where it's strapped down. She flinches, and hopes someone is getting her out of the chair. Suddenly, the sound of what must have been the screen powering down reaches Shinobu's ears. She opens her eyes, and looks around, wanting to see who is there. Just then, the screen comes back on, showing space.

Shinobu: What the?

A strange sound comes over the speakers, something like a combination of the ocean and a low hum, which continues for the next seven minutes, relaxing her.

Shinobu: …wow. I thought this was going to be a torture room, but, it's kind of nice…

The sound continues for another three minutes, with Shinobu not consciously noticing that she was being brainwashed. She slowly falls into a trance, and begins pledging her allegiance to her dark half. Seven minutes later, Yami Shinobu came back in.

Yami Shinobu: So…do you finally wish to serve my every wish?

Shinobu: …Yes, Mistress.

Meanwhile, in space…

DrgnmastrAlex: Alright, battle roll-call, who's in here? Brandon, Motoko, Kaoru, Su, Peter, Kanako, Barbara, and Himeko.

Kanako: Was that really necessary?

DrgnmastrAlex: Well…I just have a feeling that something VEDDY bad is going to happen.

Brandon: Kaoru-chan, are you ready?

Kaoru: Yeah. I'm just worried about Shinobu-san. Why would they capture her?

DrgnmastrAlex: Ask the pervert among the group.

Everybody looks in Barbara's direction.

Barbara: Yes, yes, we all know I'm a massive pervert. I've never met this Yami Shinobu chick, so I wouldn't know.

Peter: Holy hell…guys, we've got a lock on a base on the moon.

Brandon: That's no moon….that's a space station.

Motoko: It's too big to be a-KNOCK THAT OFF!

Su: Heheheh, you've gotta love Star Wars references.

Suddenly, the Mecha-Tama space ship lurched about, as if an invisible hand grabbed it.

Himeko: What the hell was that!

Su: Tractor beam. No worries, this is going all according to my plan. Next, we hide away in the smuggling compartments.

Motoko: NO MORE STAR WARS REFERENCES!

DrgnmastrAlex: Kinda hard not to make any, in OUTER FUCKING SPACE.

The beam pulls them into a docking bay, where the Mecha-Tama slowly lands on its supports. An army of battalion androids, looking like heavy troopers from WW2 with mechanical and tech upgrades, wait for orders.

Suichi: Careful. They may be hiding. Check any and all compartments, and afterwards send in a scanning crew (my God! SW references up the wahzoo!).

The entrance door to the Mecha Tama opens, with no sign of its occupants.

Battalion Commander #52: Lt. Col. #107, take your men and investigate the ship. Capture Brandon Miyamoto. The others you shoot to kill.

Lt. Col. #107: Understood, sir. Rank up and follow me, men.

Just as they were marching up to the entrance ramp, DrgnmastrAlex comes out.

Grunt #4592: Take 'im down!

Lt. Col. #107: Hold your fire! It's looks like a plushie. Confiscate it and take it to analysis.

DrgnmastrAlex: I'm no fuggin' plushie.

He pulls out his dual magnums and mows down the front line of androids.

Grunt #9340: Holy shit! He's packing heat!

Lt. Col. #107: TAKE HIM DOWN, NOW!

Just then, more blaster fire, this time coming from the top of the Mecha-Tama, erupted, taking out troops in the nearby vicinity.

Battalion Commander #52: Take them all out! Quickly, befo- explode

Peter pops up from behind a fold in the ship, carrying a BFG (Big Fuckin' Gun, for those of you who haven't played DOOM)

Peter: THIS…IS MY BOOMSTICK!

He fires off a massive bluish-plasma round, which expands slightly and disintegrates everything in its way, right down to the support beams under the floor.

Barbara: Everybody, OFF. NOW!

The nine of them run down to the floor, fighting or blasting their way through scores of androids, bringing them all down.

Suichi: No, NO, NO!

Brandon: All right ebullybudy, lightsabers at the ready!

Brandon, Kaoru, Himeko, and Motoko all pull out different colored lightsabers: Brandon: green; Kaoru: orange; Himeko: blue; and Motoko: purple.

DrgnmastrAlex: Eh, I would've made a lightsaber for myself, but I'm powerful enough as it is…

Brandon, Kaoru, Himeko, and Motoko: (KICK ASS)

Battalion androids: (EVERYBODY DIES)

Kanako: sighs All too quick…

Suichi: You still have me to deal with!

Suichi slams his fists into the ground, creating a massive shockwave. Unfortunately for him, none of the group lost their balance.

Kaoru: Brandon-sama, I'll take care of this guy! You go find Shinobu-sempai!

Himeko: Kaoru, I'm helping! You're not going at it alone!

Brandon: Thanks you guys. Come on, let's move it!

Brandon, Motoko, Su, Peter, Kanako, Barbara, and Drgnmastr go on ahead.

Deeper inside…

Yami Shinobu: I'm anticipating Brandon using a lightsaber, so here's something that should be of use to you to subdue him.

Yami Shinobu hands over a lightsaber to Shinobu. Shinobu activates it, and the blade glows a brilliant red.

Yami Shinobu: Do not kill him. You don't want to miss out on all the fun the two of us will have with him, do you?

Shinobu: (grins) Yes, Mistress. I understand and obey.

Yami Shinobu: Ohhh, you're really turning me on, girl. I might not be able to wait. Heheh…for now, the Dark Jedi I've created should keep them occupied.

At a junction…

Brandon, Motoko, Barbara, Su, Peter, Kanako, and Drgnmastr were running as fast as their legs could take them. Which was pretty damn fast. At one part in the base junction, they set off an alarm.

Kanako: You'd think that they'd have already set off an alarm, since we lashed out so blatantly.

DrgnmastrAlex: Kanako, take these.

He hands her light weight gauntlets that are made of a strange material.

Kanako: What is this for?

Su: It's a lightweight material I managed to make during the time I've been at Tokyo-U. It amplifies your strikes tenfold! And it's machine washable.

DrgnmastrAlex: It has a cortosis weave in it, so it can stand up to lightsaber sparring damage.

Kanako: You mean to tell me, I can fight hand-to-hand with a lightsaber wielder with these things?

Su: Yep!

Suddenly, two Dark Jedi jump down from an overhanging pipeline above them and use the opportunity to strike.

DrgnmastrAlex: Behind us!

Motoko dashes in, parrying both the Jedi and managing to stay on her feet.

Peter: We'd better provide cover fire, Su.

Su: No. Unless we don't use blasters.

Brandon: Well, duh. Use grenades. Jedi can't bounce those off their lightsabers. And Kanako, you'd better put on those gauntlets right now, or there's a chance you'll be overtaken. Not to mention killed.

Barbara: Me, Brandon, and Drgnmastr will go on ahead. Contact me mentally if any of you are hurt badly. I'll teleport to heal you.

With that, Brandon, Barbara, and DrgnmastrAlex sped off to rescue Shinobu.

Eh, I have a feeling that this chapter isn't as good as the past two to three ones. Still…SHINOBU'S JOINED THE ENEMY! HOLY FREAKING COW! shock I'll work on chapter 38 as soon as possible, as well as chapter 2 of Love Hina: Shichinin no Naru. Be sure to review. Until next time, happy reading/writing!