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Macaroni & Ketchup

Chapter 13: Ever wonder about SANOSKE?

"Hello Everybody! I'm your host, Kaoru Kamiya! Again! And today we have a special guest! Megumi Hashashmashi! I forgot her last name! Whatever! Come Out!"

Megumi comes out as if she is on a runway, waving and smiling

Kaoru steals attention back from crowd "And today on a special edition of 'ever wonder about kenshin…' , EVER WONDER ABOUT SANOSKE! Now, onto-

"The showww!" megumi sang, stealing the microphone from Kaoru.

Kaoru grumbled, snatched the microphone out of Megumi's hand, and pushed her off the stage. Kaoru coughed "And our special guest had to leave a little early…."

Kaoru pulled a large white screen out of nowhere and a home movie began playing on it, the camera moving every which way.

"Now…we wonder why Mr. Sagara's hair is so gravity defying and spiky, yes? Contrary to popular belief, the rooster headed one does not wake up looking this way.

screen shows Sano standing in front of a mirror in only underwearboxers and sockstabi, his hair a tousled, limp, mess.

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Sanoske spat out his drink upon finding this footage of him being broadcast to the rest of Japan. Kenshin instantly dropped on the floor, laughing uncontrollably.

"MISSY!"

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Back to Kaoru...

Home movie continues on to show Sanoske pulling out a bottle of hair gel from a cabinet FULL of gel, and mr. Sagara proceeds to put it in his hair.

Screen switches to footage of Sano in his bedroom.

"Lately, we have had requests to investigate the matter of Mr. Sagara's so called 'bandages'.

Screen shows Sano pulling out a wrap for his stomach, feet, and wrist designed to look like bandages. A few others lay in his drawer.

"And there's your answer folks. Who would have known? Now to the audience! Have we any comments?" Kaoru asks, thrusting the microphone into the crowd.

A short brownish man in a long tan trenchcoat and a hat with bandages sticking out from under it, who seemed to want to conceal his identity, caught the microphone. guess who it is guess who it is "Yes. I would just like to say that Sanoskeisawussyroosterwhodoesntknowhowtofight." The man said quickly, then sat back down. The man next to him took the microphone.

"You're a moron." Saitoh spat, passing the mic down the row.

Yahiko cackled into the microphone as he passed it back to Kaoru on stage.

"Thank you for your feedback audience." Kaoru said, almost nodding off for a moment. "Now! More exploitation!"

Another movie ran on the screen. "The Futae No Kiwame (hm did I spell that right?)…that must hurt. Sanoske never has any signs of breakage in his bones though…..this leads us to believe that he's not using his real fist…."

Video shows Sano slipping a fake fist-molded object up his sleeve

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Sano dies a little inside Kenshin is still rolling on the floor, laughing hard as ever.

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"Mr. Tough guy is what our Sano is….or IS HE?" Kaoru asked her viewers.

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"Kenshin you have to stop her!" Sano yelled.

Kenshin continued to roll, and shook his head as he laughed.

Sano slammed his friend's head into the floor and walked out of the room.

He ran as fast as he could to the place where Kaoru was broadcasting what would be the beginning of the plotting of his demise.

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"And that's how Sano met the fluffy bunny squirrels in dream world while he was sleeping." Kaoru finished just as Sano leapt through the doorway.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he cried, falling on the floor in between the aisles of seats for the audience.

"And that's all for today. Heheh…." Kaoru dropped the microphone and sprinted out of the studio.

Author's Notes: ...Well I so inappropriately thought of this before I took my heath team relations semester exam ((fancy name for quarterlies --)) shrugs comment if you like.