Chapter 2: Water
"You guys," beckoned Virginia. "Do you remember the time we were stuck on a deserted island?"
Flashback
Everyone but dizzy-eye Romero: "Gallows! WHAT DID YOU DO!"
Virginia stood staring uselessly at the long sea.
Janus walked slowly to Gallows… He placed his hand on Gallows shoulder. "Sorry, but you are the chosen one to be sacrificed." Janus said in a low voice.
2 minutes later…
Gallows is tied to a burning platter made out of wood. (Which they could have used as a raft to get off of the freakin' island!)
Everyone but Gallows and Jet comes in with an exotic hula skirt.
"Oh shit!" Jet said.
Gallows was dressed in tropical flowers and fruits. (Which they could have eaten as food, and used as medicine, but didn't because I don't know!)
They surrounded Gallows in a marching circle. Janus came forward… "We are here to sacrifice the chosen one to our coconut demi-god!" Then, the crazy cannibal islanders gathered around their coconut demi-god. They started chanting:
(OKAY KIDS IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, SING ALONG! IF NOT, HERE THEY ARE…)
"Umm…Umm…Umm… You offer the lime to coconut and WORSHIP, WORSHIP, WORSHIP! Umm…Umm…Umm… I like to move it! I like to move it, MOVE IT! Because this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! So wear your shorts over your hair, and wave your arms like you don't just care and OBEY! Bow. OBEY! Bow. OBEY! Bow.
Suddenly, an earth-shaking thunderstorm formed in the sky. A single bolt of lightning struck the coconut. The coconut exploded into dozens of pieces. The whole island was flooded over with hostile storm waters. Blackness took over…