Chapter 3: Air
Our heroes awoke on the top of the "Bunny inc." blimp. They peered below at the flashing message that said:
READ OR DIE. WE OWN YOU!Ourbunny flips you off!
"Where are our shoes!" Said Gallows. "And what is Bunny inc?"
Everyone store at Gallows's pink French-tipped toenails. Their jaws dropped… Literally…
Hypnotized Romero was prancing about as he did his newly hypnotized wind jutsu. Which violently rocked the blimp, back and forth. The chances of falling to their instant intimate doom was plentiful! (MWAHAHAHA!)
"Isn't this romantic?" Virginia said in awe. She peered at the unknown city lights below.
"Your mama, dumb bitch." That was all Jet had to say.
"You know what? I feel like rapping!" Yelled Janus.
Everyone but dizzy-eyed Romero: "NO!"
(FOLLOW ALONG AGAIN KIDS! HERE'S THE LYRICS!)
"What I gonna do with all this junk, all this junk, inside my trunk.
I'm gonna get get Virgy drunk, get Virgy's drunk-ass on my hump.
My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps. My sexy manly lumps.
My humps, my humps, my humps, check it out!
I do this stuff is crazy,
I drop it on the dazy,
They may not treat me nicely,
But I got all the icees…
He never finished the next line… A violent wind from Romero's hypnotized wind jutsu flipped the blimp over. Everyone fell into the dark abyss. Without hope… Without the coconut god… Without their shoes… Will they ever make it back to Kansas? Er, Filgaia I mean. Find out in the next unfortunate adventure.