Chapter 4: Earth
They woke up in the middle of a scorching desert. They knew this was not Kansas, nor Filgaia. And for some reason, they were not prepared. The teams had no weapons with them. They also woke up in their winter clothes! Gallows woke up with his pants soiled.
Janus woke up with a cactus between his legs. He struggled to get free, screaming in pain. Everyone ignored him.
"This flashback is weird," proclaimed Virginia. "Come on. We have to find our way out." The teams started walking in the vast sea of sand.
2 hours later…
"Are we there yet?" Said Gallows.
"Gallows, have patience," said Clive, wiping the sweat of his head.
Suddenly, a gigantic worm came out of the ground and swallowed Clive.
"Wow," said Janus. "Tremors…"
Everyone took off from the worm monster. Romero was still doing hypnotized fireball jutsu. (Which they couldn't have used to kill the worm!)
"Wait, I'll defeat this monster!" Gallows said, pointing his finger up heroically. He spun around in circles. And finally, a huge cloud of dust formed. Virginia peered through the thick cloud of smog clearing. Gallows stood up the tallest he could over a peak. He was wearing a freaky blue leotard with a flowing yellow cape. There was a large hole in the back showing off his whole ass.
"What the fuck, Gallows!" Jet yelled.
Gallows pointed his ass towards the monster. "Super yaoi fart cannon of doom!"
A sharp green wind blew directly at the monster out of Gallow's ass. A clean hole appeared in the worm's head. It fell to the ground, everyone scrambling to escape it's trail of destruction.
"Feeling…woozy…" Janus and the others staggered around. Gallow's was about to pass out from the evil on-coming cloud of fart. The world started to close in…
THE END?