Chapter 4: Awkward Positions
Lister made it back to briefing room in record time. Well, record time for him anyway. He felt as though he was living a nightmare. There was no doubt that Rimmer had caught him spying on him as he jerked off. There was also no doubt that Rimmer would likely come to Lister and demand to know what he was doing watching him. Lister felt like a rat cornered by a hungry cat; he knew there was no where to go. Anywhere he went would only prolong the inevitable. Still, he couldn't just let himself be found by Rimmer, seeing as how the Starbug left little place to run. Lister frantically looked around the room for a place to hide.
Kryten and Cat snored in the piloting bay or the Starbug. If he ran in there and pretended to be sleep,maybe he could get away with it or at least put it off until tomorrow. He couldn't bear the thought of seeing Rimmer right now, especially when he was suffering from the biggest erection he'd ever had in a long time.
Lister spotted a cabinet and snuck into it just as Rimmer came into the room. Lister's breath caught in his throat and his heart was skipping beats. He prayed silently, ' Please don't let him find me please don't let him find me PLEASE don't let him find me!' Rimmer looked around frantically. "Come on Lister, I know you're here somewhere! Come out so we can talk!"
Rimmer stood in the middle of the room with his hands on his hips. Lister peeked out of the cabinet, his body shivering in fear. ' This is pitiful,' he thought. ' I'm hiding like a naughty boy who caught his parents having a go! I'm a man! I shouldn't be hiding like this!'
Nevertheless, Lister stayed put in the cabinet, not daring to breathe, not daring to move. When Rimmer finally left the room, Lister's body relaxed and he let out a huge breath of air. ' Thank God,' he thought. Though he had been sed for the moment, he knew he'd bump into Rimmer eventually. He figured he might as well take care of the erection that was still prominent now that he was safe and out of harms way.
He gently leaned against the back of the cabinet, unbuttoned his pants, and unzipped his fly. He let his pants slip down his legs and pulled down his boxers. His erection throbbed painfully despite its release from the prison of his clothes. His balls ached from the semen that filled them. He gingerly grabbed his penis with his right hand, using the left to keep him stable. He spread his legs to the edges of the cabinet's interior to keep from falling after he got started. He let his thoughts wander to the scene he witnessed in the virtual reality room, slowly pumping his hand up and down the shaft of his huge hard on. As his vision of Rimmer thrusted steadily faster, Lister pumped his dick faster and faster. He bit his lip to keep from crying out, but he couldn't help but let small, abbreviated moans escape his lips. The vision of Rimmer satisfying himself morphed into a scene of Lister taking Rimmer from behind. Faster and harder he thrusted, lost in the throes of his ecstasy.
In his desperate need to come, he didn't hear Rimmer come back into the room. He also didn't hear Rimmer come up to the cabinet door and listen to his harder to contain moans of pleasure. Just as he hit the plateau he'd been aching to hit, Rimmer opened the door of the cabinet, taking a full load directly in the face.
Lister no longer could hold back his ecstasy. He moaned out loud and cried out, "Oh, Rimmer!", uncaring of who heard. He finally did what he needed to do, and he was damned glad it was over with. However, upon hearing Rimmer reply, "Yes, Lister?", he wished he had held it all in. He opened his eyes, knowing just what he'd see. There was Rimmer, with Lister's love juices dribbling down his face.
Lister's mouth opened in complete horror. This was it. The absolute worse thing that could have happened had happened. The shit had finally hit the proverbial fan. There was no way he could deny anything at this point. Everything began to swim in Lister's head. The release of all that sexual tension, the heart-stopping realization that he had just been caught, and screaming Rimmer's name when he came no less, it was all too much for him. The colors of the world around him began to swirl together and next thing he knew, everything went black.