Ok, chapter 2 here and I hope the two of you that read it enjoy.
I disclaim ownership. On with the story!
"Will you all just shut up!" Aragorn had been ignoring them for three days, it wasn't working well and he had had enough.
"We will not be stopping for breakfast, again. We have already had breakfast three times and that is more than enough. So if you don't shut up I will be forced to kill you!" He was breathing hard after his little rant. The hobbits huddled together in fear of the large and obviously now crazy man. He stared at them for a second to make sure there was no more objections before he stomped away.
"But Merry he's a jerk and I'm still hungry." he heard the little one whine. Pissed he grabbed a apple off a near tree and chucked it at Pippin, and was rewarded with a thunk and a cry of pain. Feeling better he continued on his way.
He had left the hobbits alone for what, ten minutes, and they attracted all nine of the wraiths! ' Little idiots, he should accidentally fail to make in time to save them.' he thought with a huff. But no if he did that the one with the creepy eyes wouldn't be able to save middle earth and then he wouldn't get to be king. He jumped into the fight protecting the ring bearer from the wraiths while looking incredibly sexy at the same time.
"Haha!" He laughed. "Take this, and some of that, and some of this. God damn I'm sexy!"
If the Hobbits weren't scared before they certainly were now. So busy was he thinking about how incredibly sexy he was he didn't notice the wraith sneak pass him and stab Frodo until the incredibly shrill and obnoxious voice broke his train of thought.
"Oh fuck." he thought as he saw what had happened. He quickly disposed of the wraiths not enjoying it nearly as much as he had been. He dropped down by Frodo and his first thought was ewww.
"Well aren't you going to help him." the fat hobbit said looking at Aragorn accusingly. He looked down at the blood again and decided he really didn't want to touch it. So he did the one thing he could do, lie.
"I uh can't uh, you see this is a evil blade that I uh cant heal. Uh only the magical elves and do it cause uh this is beyond my skill. Uh yeah lets go with that."
Lucky for Aragorn the hobbits were stupid and bought it. They throw Frodo on to the horse like a sack of potatoes and headed for Rivendell.
ok its done review if you want
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ps:thankx to my 2 reveiwers