Randamu Myouto

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. '

A/N: This fic was based off when I was looking for a character to RP in a Naruto RP board...and used FF's character list to randomly choose one. So, I thought, 'Hey, this could be a good random pairing chooser!'

And so...Randamu Myouto was born. In Japanese, it means 'Random Couple', basicly what this fic will have. Two little ficlets about random/crack pairings per chapter...as expected, all types of pairings will be here. Yaoi, Het, Yuri... expect the unexpected. Also, there may be some AU ones to fit with the pairing.

First pairing? Kankuro and Ino.

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Kankuro ran his fingers idly over the flowers Ino had got him. Violets- flowers that lived in the shade. Kankuro, personally, would have prefferred a desert flower to suit where he came from. Temari looked over his shoulder.

"Ino sent you those?"

Temari asked, disbelief clear in her voice. She leaned against the Sunagakure Main Office outside wall, a smirk on her face. Kankuro was sitting down beside her, the violets in his lap. He lifted his head to glare at his older sister.

"Yeah. She runs a flower shop...didn't you know that?"

Kankuro asked.

"Yes, I did, but I didn't think that she would send you flowers...I thought you liked puppets more than flowers."

Temari answered Kankuro, a bit of suspicion in her voice. Kankuro sighed.

"Well, if it's from her, it's okay..."

Kankuro said, looking into the distance in where he assumed Konohagakure was. Ino and Kankuro's relationship had been deep since the Chuunin exams at Konoha when Orochimaru attacked, even with the distance between them.

Temari smirked.

"Kankuro's little flower."

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Shikamarau and Sasuke

Notes: What if the Sand siblings didn't come to save Kiba, Shikamaru and Lee?

Maybe he should've got some more reliabe team mates for getting Sasuke from the Sound Four. Maybe things could have been different that way. Maybe.

They had all died- Kiba, Neji, Naruto, Chouji, Lee... they had killed the Sound Four, but had died along with their enemies. All except Shikamaru, who had defeated Tayuya, if just barely. He was seriously wounded- deep gashes along his arm and back and a broken leg. But he was alive, if only barely.

He didn't have enough strength to get up or move anywhere. He could only watch in horrified silence as Sasuke broke free of the wooden case. He looked normal when his back was to Shikamaru, but when he turned to face the Chuunin, some of his face was covered with black, ink-like markings, and the white part of his left eye was black, and the part where it should've been black was white with a black pupil.

"Heh."

Sasuke said, then walked over to Shikamaru with a look that made Shikamaru want to get up and run away, but when he tried to get up Sasuke just pushed him down again, pushing him against a tree and pinning Shikamaru's arms above his head.

"Mm..."

Sasuke took the other boy's and lowered it a little, lowering his mouth to one of the gashes and sucking it, blood going into his mouth. He then lifted his head and kissed Shikamaru, prying the chuunin's jaw open and forcing his tongue in. Shikamaru coughed at the taste of his own blood, trying to squirm away from Sasuke. The Uchiha only tightened his clutch, using one of his fingers and the nail of it into one of Shikamaru's open wounds. The chuunin yelled out wordlessly in pain, shutting his eyes tightly to keep from crying.

Sasuke pushed him away from the tree and pinned him to the ground. Shikamaru waited for the worst...

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