Chapter 3: Act 1
Player: Kill kill kill, all day long, kill kill kill while I sing this song. Alright! "random" dungeon... kill some more...
(Player goes through a lot of senseless killing, and eventually bumps into the burial grounds)
Player: YES! Another quest! Easy as 1, 2, th-...
(Player gets shot by an arrow from the middle of the map and dies)
Player: WHAT? What the hell was that? Grrr... now I have to go all the way back... Ack! I don't have my items? Oh GOD! This sucks!
Armorsmith: "Good-"
Player: Shuddap bitch, I need some new stuff. Well, there goes all my money. All those hours collecting arrows and broken gloves to make money and now it's all gone.
(Player makes his way back to the burial grounds, and dies again)
Player: That bitch is tough! Sexy, but tough. Man, the game hasn't prepared me for this... but I need to finish the quest to proceed in the game.
(Little does he know he doesn't)
(Player manages to find some javelins that do a shitload of damage when thrown, and kills the bitch in 3 shots)
Player: Wow, javelins rock!
(Little does he know, they don't... at least not until level 30, and then only for amazons who have chosen to pump point after point in that one good lightning skill)
Player: Alright, she dropped some nice shit! Hey, there's my dead body! Cool! Alright, back to town.
Old Lady: "Hel-"
Player: Shuddap and gimme some ID scrolls... let's see... not bad not bad, some decent stuff... alright, now where to next?
Sexy Character: "Hi, thank you for killing that bitch. For that, you get your own friend to accompany you wherever you go." whisper "P.S. I think she is a lesbian".
Player: YES! This rocks!
Player: Kill kill kill, all day long, kill kill kill while I sing this song. Alright! "random" dungeon... kill some more...
(Player goes through a lot of senseless killing, and eventually bumps into the burial grounds)
Player: YES! Another quest! Easy as 1, 2, th-...
(Player gets shot by an arrow from the middle of the map and dies)
Player: WHAT? What the hell was that? Grrr... now I have to go all the way back... Ack! I don't have my items? Oh GOD! This sucks!
Armorsmith: "Good-"
Player: Shuddap bitch, I need some new stuff. Well, there goes all my money. All those hours collecting arrows and broken gloves to make money and now it's all gone.
(Player makes his way back to the burial grounds, and dies again)
Player: That bitch is tough! Sexy, but tough. Man, the game hasn't prepared me for this... but I need to finish the quest to proceed in the game.
(Little does he know he doesn't)
(Player manages to find some javelins that do a shitload of damage when thrown, and kills the bitch in 3 shots)
Player: Wow, javelins rock!
(Little does he know, they don't... at least not until level 30, and then only for amazons who have chosen to pump point after point in that one good lightning skill)
Player: Alright, she dropped some nice shit! Hey, there's my dead body! Cool! Alright, back to town.
Old Lady: "Hel-"
Player: Shuddap and gimme some ID scrolls... let's see... not bad not bad, some decent stuff... alright, now where to next?
Sexy Character: "Hi, thank you for killing that bitch. For that, you get your own friend to accompany you wherever you go." whisper "P.S. I think she is a lesbian".
Player: YES! This rocks!