Diablo 2
Chapter 4: Act 1 - Cain
Player: Kill kill kill, all day long, kill kill kill while I sing this song.
(Players hasn't actually gotten to kill anything; it's all been the sexy archer companion)
(Player goes through a lot more senseless killing, and eventually bumps into a group of stones)
Player: Well, this seems like an obvious quest... can't seem to do anything though... well, keep on killin'!
(Player eventually makes it through some cave and runs into a big tree)
Player: Phew... those things almost kicked my ass... what kind of radiocative monkeys were those? What's this? A book fell... well, I don't know what this is, but its name is in gold, so it must be a quest item... let's go get a reward!
(Back in town...)
Player: Ok, one of you must have a stupid exclamation point over your heads... where the hell are you?
Old Lady: "MEMEMEMEMEMEME!"
Player: And the reward is... what? I have to backtrack now? OOOhhh... that's what those stones were for... nice, we get to rescue Cain from the original Diablo! Cool... Ok, not THAT cool, but at least there's some story starting to develop.
(Player goes back to the ruins, and after 5 minutes of touching the rocks, finally gets them to open up a stupid portal)
Cain: "Help! Get me out of here!"
Player: Alright already, just let me kill Griswold first
(Weird curse pops over player's head, and one shot kills him)
Player: GRRRRR! stupid Cain... all his fault... mumble mumble.
(Player goes back, rescues Cain and runs back to town as Griswold approaches again)
Cain: "Thank you my friend. You now have no need for ID scrolls".
Player: Tighto!
Cain: "Now you have to go and kill Andariel, the Act Boss! (well, I'll tell you that after you go and fetch some stupid hammer for the armor bitch). Oh, and the old lady has a shitty ring if you go talk to her... what a shitty reward if I do say so myself."
Player: Whatever, I'm going after the boss! Me and my trusted hireling kick ASS!... except for Grissy... stupid idiot...