Ooh goody! I can write in elvish!!!
Hello! Sorry about the elvish. (God.I hope it stays when I upload this). I
just downloaded it off the internet. And I apologize to those of you who
can read it. Some of the letters aren't where they're supposed to be on the
keyboard. Anyway.
A/N: I do not own much of Evangelion.oh fine! I don't own any of Evangelion. And now for something completely different.
ONLY 4 PEOPLE REVIEWED ME! 4!!! So I won't tell you who the mystery person is until I get at leas 7 more reviews! Sorry to those 4 that reviewed me. I'll mention your names as a sign of gratitude.
Ryoshima
Salazar Almighty
JesterSage
JonBob0008
Thanks for your support. As for the rest of you! REVIEW!!!
NEON GENESIS: EVANGELION: THE SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS NON-SHINJI-HATING EXTRAVAGANZA PART II: THE SECOND PART
+++THE EVA CAGES: TAKE 4+++
Shinji and Misato looked up at the giant purple instrument of doom.
Misato: Do you know what your father does Shinji?
Shinji: He works at McDonalds.
Misato: Besides that.
Shinji: uhh
Misato: He's the head of a secret organization called NERV. We make giant robots like this one and then fight other giant things to save the world.
Shinji: So what does that have to do with me?
Misato: Remember the giant monster outside?
Sachiel: Hey! That's not nice!
Shinji: Yeah? You mean the one that was blown up by the plane?
Sachiel: .
Misato: Ignore the plot holes! Anyway, you see that giant purple robot?
Shinji: Yeah? What about it?
Misato: Well you're gonna pilot the robot and blow up the monster outside.
Sachiel: What? Hey! That wasn't in my contract! I quit!
Gendo: *sigh* Send Eva 00 out in the Sachiel costume.again.
Shinji: What?! I have to pilot that thing? But I don't know how? And it's purple! Why purple?
Gendo: Because purple is my favorite color.
(Alrighty. This is the same mystery person as before. YOU HAD BETTER REVIEW THIS TIME!!!): .
Shinji: Well I don't like it. So change the color or I will quit too.
Gendo: *sigh* Go get Rei.
Shinji: What?
Gendo: You're quitting aren't you?
Rei was wheeled in on her gurney.
Shinji: Why are you gonna make her pilot it even though she's already damaged?
Gendo: What are you talking about? She's going to change the Eva's color.
Shinji: Really? Cool!
Rei sat up and got off her gurney. She walked over to Eva and used her special magic Rei juju to change its color.
Shinji: Oh my god! I can't pilot it like this!
Gendo: *with an evil smile* What do you mean? What's wrong with it?
Shinji: IT'S PINK!!!!
Gendo: But I thought you didn't want it to be purple.
Shinji: Purple is better than pink!
Gendo: Alright then. Change it back Rei.
Rei changed it back. Then she walked back to her gurney and lay down on it. But just then Eva 00 went beserk and started to tear the city to shreds. The resulting shock waves caused her gurney to tip over and for a portion of the roof to collapse on Shinji.
Shinji: Hey Eva 01! I thought you were supposed to save me!
Eva 01: I wanted to be pink!
Shinji: Hey author! How come Eva doesn't have to stick to the script?
Moose Lord: Have you ever tried arguing with an Eva before?!? If you don't see it their way they step on you!
Shinji: Well I don't want to pilot it!
Seddenly, part of the roof fell on-
Shinji: OKAY!!! ILL PILOT IT! ILL PILOT IT!!!!!!!
Moose Lord: I knew you would see it my way!
+++EVA'S ENTRY PLUG+++
Ritsuko: Alright Shinji. We're gonna fill the plug with LCL. It might scare you but it will help you to synchronize with Eva better. You'll be able to breath it though.
Shinji: Gothca.
The entry plug started to fill with LCL.
Shinji: What the hell are you doing!?! Are you trying to drown me?
(Guess who!): .
Shinji: Woah. I can breath this stuff!
(who do ya think?): O.o
+++OUTSIDE+++
Eva 00 dressed as Sachiel was on a rampage. Shinji just stood there.
Shinji: How am I supposed to fight that thing!
Misato: We have no clue. We thought you'd know how to.
Shinji: What kind of Operations Commander are you?!?!
Gendo: Shinji. If you beat that thing I'll give you a McDonalds coupon.
Shinji: But I hate McDonalds.
Gendo: Then I'll give you.uhh.*reluctantly* some of my glitter.
Shinji: REALLY!? I'LL KILL THAT THING FOR YOU POPS!!
Gendo: Just don't call me pops.
+++3 HOURS LATER+++
Shinji: Okay dad. Now that I have beaten the angel/Eva-
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes!!!
Shinji: Oh. Right. Well now that I've beaten "Sachiel" can I have some of that glitter you promised?
Gendo: Weird. I almost heard quotations marks around Sachiel. Well here you go.
Gendo pulled a box out of his pocket and opened it. He took a pinch of the glitter within and sprinkeled it into Shinji's outstretched hands.
Shinji: *giggles* Yes my precious.
Shinji proceeded to smear the glitter onto his cheeks. You know.the way that some girls do.I've never understood that.
Fuyutski: So commander. How are we going to battle the angels without Eva 00?
Gendo: Just ignore the plot holes my friend.just ignore the plot holes. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++
YAY! The End.
I hope you all review. If you don't review I'll kill all of you that didn't. And don't forget to guess who the mystery person is.
The possible choices are:
UN guy #2
A moose
The random guy from the bus stop
Fuyutski
I'll mention the name of whoever gets it right!
=Note to the future: Hi people of the future! If I have already updated don't bother guessing. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T REVIEW! Just tell me what its like in the future.=
A/N: I do not own much of Evangelion.oh fine! I don't own any of Evangelion. And now for something completely different.
ONLY 4 PEOPLE REVIEWED ME! 4!!! So I won't tell you who the mystery person is until I get at leas 7 more reviews! Sorry to those 4 that reviewed me. I'll mention your names as a sign of gratitude.
Ryoshima
Salazar Almighty
JesterSage
JonBob0008
Thanks for your support. As for the rest of you! REVIEW!!!
NEON GENESIS: EVANGELION: THE SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS NON-SHINJI-HATING EXTRAVAGANZA PART II: THE SECOND PART
+++THE EVA CAGES: TAKE 4+++
Shinji and Misato looked up at the giant purple instrument of doom.
Misato: Do you know what your father does Shinji?
Shinji: He works at McDonalds.
Misato: Besides that.
Shinji: uhh
Misato: He's the head of a secret organization called NERV. We make giant robots like this one and then fight other giant things to save the world.
Shinji: So what does that have to do with me?
Misato: Remember the giant monster outside?
Sachiel: Hey! That's not nice!
Shinji: Yeah? You mean the one that was blown up by the plane?
Sachiel: .
Misato: Ignore the plot holes! Anyway, you see that giant purple robot?
Shinji: Yeah? What about it?
Misato: Well you're gonna pilot the robot and blow up the monster outside.
Sachiel: What? Hey! That wasn't in my contract! I quit!
Gendo: *sigh* Send Eva 00 out in the Sachiel costume.again.
Shinji: What?! I have to pilot that thing? But I don't know how? And it's purple! Why purple?
Gendo: Because purple is my favorite color.
(Alrighty. This is the same mystery person as before. YOU HAD BETTER REVIEW THIS TIME!!!): .
Shinji: Well I don't like it. So change the color or I will quit too.
Gendo: *sigh* Go get Rei.
Shinji: What?
Gendo: You're quitting aren't you?
Rei was wheeled in on her gurney.
Shinji: Why are you gonna make her pilot it even though she's already damaged?
Gendo: What are you talking about? She's going to change the Eva's color.
Shinji: Really? Cool!
Rei sat up and got off her gurney. She walked over to Eva and used her special magic Rei juju to change its color.
Shinji: Oh my god! I can't pilot it like this!
Gendo: *with an evil smile* What do you mean? What's wrong with it?
Shinji: IT'S PINK!!!!
Gendo: But I thought you didn't want it to be purple.
Shinji: Purple is better than pink!
Gendo: Alright then. Change it back Rei.
Rei changed it back. Then she walked back to her gurney and lay down on it. But just then Eva 00 went beserk and started to tear the city to shreds. The resulting shock waves caused her gurney to tip over and for a portion of the roof to collapse on Shinji.
Shinji: Hey Eva 01! I thought you were supposed to save me!
Eva 01: I wanted to be pink!
Shinji: Hey author! How come Eva doesn't have to stick to the script?
Moose Lord: Have you ever tried arguing with an Eva before?!? If you don't see it their way they step on you!
Shinji: Well I don't want to pilot it!
Seddenly, part of the roof fell on-
Shinji: OKAY!!! ILL PILOT IT! ILL PILOT IT!!!!!!!
Moose Lord: I knew you would see it my way!
+++EVA'S ENTRY PLUG+++
Ritsuko: Alright Shinji. We're gonna fill the plug with LCL. It might scare you but it will help you to synchronize with Eva better. You'll be able to breath it though.
Shinji: Gothca.
The entry plug started to fill with LCL.
Shinji: What the hell are you doing!?! Are you trying to drown me?
(Guess who!): .
Shinji: Woah. I can breath this stuff!
(who do ya think?): O.o
+++OUTSIDE+++
Eva 00 dressed as Sachiel was on a rampage. Shinji just stood there.
Shinji: How am I supposed to fight that thing!
Misato: We have no clue. We thought you'd know how to.
Shinji: What kind of Operations Commander are you?!?!
Gendo: Shinji. If you beat that thing I'll give you a McDonalds coupon.
Shinji: But I hate McDonalds.
Gendo: Then I'll give you.uhh.*reluctantly* some of my glitter.
Shinji: REALLY!? I'LL KILL THAT THING FOR YOU POPS!!
Gendo: Just don't call me pops.
+++3 HOURS LATER+++
Shinji: Okay dad. Now that I have beaten the angel/Eva-
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes!!!
Shinji: Oh. Right. Well now that I've beaten "Sachiel" can I have some of that glitter you promised?
Gendo: Weird. I almost heard quotations marks around Sachiel. Well here you go.
Gendo pulled a box out of his pocket and opened it. He took a pinch of the glitter within and sprinkeled it into Shinji's outstretched hands.
Shinji: *giggles* Yes my precious.
Shinji proceeded to smear the glitter onto his cheeks. You know.the way that some girls do.I've never understood that.
Fuyutski: So commander. How are we going to battle the angels without Eva 00?
Gendo: Just ignore the plot holes my friend.just ignore the plot holes. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++
YAY! The End.
I hope you all review. If you don't review I'll kill all of you that didn't. And don't forget to guess who the mystery person is.
The possible choices are:
UN guy #2
A moose
The random guy from the bus stop
Fuyutski
I'll mention the name of whoever gets it right!
=Note to the future: Hi people of the future! If I have already updated don't bother guessing. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T REVIEW! Just tell me what its like in the future.=