A/N: Hello again! Sorry about the delay. I had to write an essay for my
honors English class. (evil!!!). Well..uhh.oh yeah!
The Mystery Person is! *drumroll* A MOOSE!!!
Frankly I'm disappointed that not everyone got that. I mean, all you had to do was look at my name. Well, as promised I'll mention the names of those amazing people that got it right!
All Hail!!: JonBob0008
JesterSage
BOW BEFORE THEIR INTELLECTUAL GREATNESS!!!!
Enough of that.
Disclaimer: I don't own Eva. And I haven't seen the series in about a year so lots of my stuff may be inaccurate.
NEON GENESIS: EVANGELION: THE SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS NON-SHINJI-HATING EXTRAVAGANZA PART III: IGNORE THE PLOT HOLES!!!
+++SCHOOL+++
Random kid #1: Did you hear about the knew kid?
Random kid #2: What about him?
Random kid #1: His dad works at the Mc Donald's down the street.
Random kid #3: Really? Lets go see if we can get coupons!
#1 and #2: O_o
#3: What?
#1: I can't believe that you would eat willingly at a Mc Donald's!
#2: Neither can I.
#4: Hi everyone!
#1: Most of their meat is undercoocked.
#4: Who's meat?
#2: And have you ever been in their bathrooms?
#4: I like bathrooms.
Moose: O.o ..
#3: I guess you're right.
#1: Hey! A moose!
The kids crowd around the moose.
#4: Are you going to pay any attention to me at all?
Kids pay no attention at all.
#4: Hmm.I know! Have you heard about the knew kid?
All the kids: What about him?
#4: He's..uhh.umm.an.ev.ang.el.yon..pilot..
#2: Really? Evas are so cool!
#4: What's an Eva? I just made it up off the top of my head.
Everyone ignores him and they gather around Shinji.
(A/N: Yes.Im actually going to include Shinji for those of you who were getting bored of the random kids.)
Toji, Rei, and Kensuke are sitting alone in a corner.
Toji: zzzzz
Kensuke: Hey Toji! Wake up! You've got to lead you're script!
Toji: .
Rei: Why'd he stop snoring?
Kensuke: Oh my God!!! He's dead!
Rei: Oh.
Kensuke: What are we going to do?
Rei: Ignore the plot holes.
Kensuke: That's right!
Kensuke uses his hand to represent Toji and says Toji's lines as if the hand was.
Kensuke's hand: So he's an Eva pilot. Whoop de doo.
Kensuke: If you're mad at him because of your sister then you should beat him up.
Rei: Hey! That's not how the script goes!
Kensuke: IGNORE THE PLOT HOLES!
Rei: But this is a non-shinji-hating story!
Hand: Well I think Shinji should be beaten up.
Kensuke: I agree. So HA! Majority rules!
Rei mumbles and grumbles.
+++SCHOOL YARD+++
(A/N: The next scene where Shinji is beaten up by Toji, AKA Kensuke's hand, can't appear in this fan fiction because it is a non-shinji- hating story.)
+++OUTSIDE+++
Shinji: I must run away! I must run away!
Gendo: IGNORE THE PLOTHOLES!
(A/N: Oops, too far. ^_^;;)
+++EVA CAGES+++
Misato: Finally you're here Shinji! Now get in Eva and kill that angel.
Shamshel: I have a name you know.
Misato: Woah. Angels can talk?
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes.
Shamshel: Sachiel was right! I quit!
Gendo: What was Sachiel right about?
Moose: .
Gendo: *sigh* Launch Eva 00 in the Shamshel costume.
Fuyutski: I'm sorry sir. But the Shamshel costume only fits Eva 01
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes.
+++Outside+++
Eva 00 is in an Eva 01 costume and is being piloted by Rei in a Shinji costume. Eva 01 is in a Shamshel costume and Shinji is sitting this one out.
Shinji: I must run away, I must run away.
Gendo: IGNORE THE PLOT HOLES!!!
Fuyutski: We've already covered them up.
Gendo: Then ignore them!
Moose: .
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++
I have to end this installment here. I'm really tired. And I have to ignore the plot holes or Gendo will kill me.
Note: evapilot260- I think that it's spelled George Clooney. I could be wrong though.
JesterSage- I don't have any self-inserts.at least.not intentionally.
ANOTHER COMPETITION!
If you count up the # of times that the phrase "Ignore the plot holes" is said, and you get it right, I'll mention your name. Now start counting!!!
The Mystery Person is! *drumroll* A MOOSE!!!
Frankly I'm disappointed that not everyone got that. I mean, all you had to do was look at my name. Well, as promised I'll mention the names of those amazing people that got it right!
All Hail!!: JonBob0008
JesterSage
BOW BEFORE THEIR INTELLECTUAL GREATNESS!!!!
Enough of that.
Disclaimer: I don't own Eva. And I haven't seen the series in about a year so lots of my stuff may be inaccurate.
NEON GENESIS: EVANGELION: THE SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS NON-SHINJI-HATING EXTRAVAGANZA PART III: IGNORE THE PLOT HOLES!!!
+++SCHOOL+++
Random kid #1: Did you hear about the knew kid?
Random kid #2: What about him?
Random kid #1: His dad works at the Mc Donald's down the street.
Random kid #3: Really? Lets go see if we can get coupons!
#1 and #2: O_o
#3: What?
#1: I can't believe that you would eat willingly at a Mc Donald's!
#2: Neither can I.
#4: Hi everyone!
#1: Most of their meat is undercoocked.
#4: Who's meat?
#2: And have you ever been in their bathrooms?
#4: I like bathrooms.
Moose: O.o ..
#3: I guess you're right.
#1: Hey! A moose!
The kids crowd around the moose.
#4: Are you going to pay any attention to me at all?
Kids pay no attention at all.
#4: Hmm.I know! Have you heard about the knew kid?
All the kids: What about him?
#4: He's..uhh.umm.an.ev.ang.el.yon..pilot..
#2: Really? Evas are so cool!
#4: What's an Eva? I just made it up off the top of my head.
Everyone ignores him and they gather around Shinji.
(A/N: Yes.Im actually going to include Shinji for those of you who were getting bored of the random kids.)
Toji, Rei, and Kensuke are sitting alone in a corner.
Toji: zzzzz
Kensuke: Hey Toji! Wake up! You've got to lead you're script!
Toji: .
Rei: Why'd he stop snoring?
Kensuke: Oh my God!!! He's dead!
Rei: Oh.
Kensuke: What are we going to do?
Rei: Ignore the plot holes.
Kensuke: That's right!
Kensuke uses his hand to represent Toji and says Toji's lines as if the hand was.
Kensuke's hand: So he's an Eva pilot. Whoop de doo.
Kensuke: If you're mad at him because of your sister then you should beat him up.
Rei: Hey! That's not how the script goes!
Kensuke: IGNORE THE PLOT HOLES!
Rei: But this is a non-shinji-hating story!
Hand: Well I think Shinji should be beaten up.
Kensuke: I agree. So HA! Majority rules!
Rei mumbles and grumbles.
+++SCHOOL YARD+++
(A/N: The next scene where Shinji is beaten up by Toji, AKA Kensuke's hand, can't appear in this fan fiction because it is a non-shinji- hating story.)
+++OUTSIDE+++
Shinji: I must run away! I must run away!
Gendo: IGNORE THE PLOTHOLES!
(A/N: Oops, too far. ^_^;;)
+++EVA CAGES+++
Misato: Finally you're here Shinji! Now get in Eva and kill that angel.
Shamshel: I have a name you know.
Misato: Woah. Angels can talk?
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes.
Shamshel: Sachiel was right! I quit!
Gendo: What was Sachiel right about?
Moose: .
Gendo: *sigh* Launch Eva 00 in the Shamshel costume.
Fuyutski: I'm sorry sir. But the Shamshel costume only fits Eva 01
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes.
+++Outside+++
Eva 00 is in an Eva 01 costume and is being piloted by Rei in a Shinji costume. Eva 01 is in a Shamshel costume and Shinji is sitting this one out.
Shinji: I must run away, I must run away.
Gendo: IGNORE THE PLOT HOLES!!!
Fuyutski: We've already covered them up.
Gendo: Then ignore them!
Moose: .
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++
I have to end this installment here. I'm really tired. And I have to ignore the plot holes or Gendo will kill me.
Note: evapilot260- I think that it's spelled George Clooney. I could be wrong though.
JesterSage- I don't have any self-inserts.at least.not intentionally.
ANOTHER COMPETITION!
If you count up the # of times that the phrase "Ignore the plot holes" is said, and you get it right, I'll mention your name. Now start counting!!!