Hi Again! Its been a really long time and I'm really really sorry. Life's
been really hectic. This is the first time in a while that I've had time to
myself. So don't kill me!
Okay. Now about the plot holes that need to be ignored. I counted just now. And I got *drumroll* ...... 13!
The people that guessed correctly are: Jimbob
WOAH! Only 1 person got it right!?! Uhh....how many of you passed kindergarten?
Now to respond to reviews: Phantom reveiewer~ No. I'm not trying to make Shinji gay. Or am I? MUAHAHAHHA! Seriously though, I'm not. Like I said I was incredibly tired.
rika~ Yes. I wholeheartedly agree with you.
Now that that's over with...On with the disclaimer! I do not own Evangelion, only the right to make a satire. (actually, I prefer the word spoof).
And now........The moment you have all been waiting for...........
THE SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS NONSHINJIHATING SPOOF: CHAPTER 4: THE HEDGE'S DILLEMA
+++THE APARTMENT+++
Misato: Shinji. I'm very disappointed in you for not following my orders. I mean, when I want a pepperoni pizza, I want a pepperoni pizza. Not a vegetable pizza.
Shinji: I was in the middle of a battling an angel! Of course I misheard you!
Misato: But you didn't follow my orders in a battle. That gives me the right to punish you.
Shinji: This isn't a punishment! This is slave labor!
Misato: Trimming the hedges isn't exactly slave labor.
Shinji: But everytime I cut something! I have to cut another place to even it out. Then I have to cut the first place again to even it out! Then I have to cut the second place to even it....Are you even listening to me?!?!
Misato wanders back into the building, completely ignoring Shinji.
Shinji: That's it! I'm running away!
Shinji throws down his trimming sheers in frustration and turns to run away, but he trips over the hedges. Shinji slowly gets up and decides to walk away instead.
+++AT KENSUKE'S CAMP OUT+++
Kensuke jumps out from behind a bush (actually a hedge) wielding a stick and points it menacingly at Shinji.
Kenuske: Who goes there!
Shinji: Shinji.
Kensuke: Well in that case...
Kensuke starts using his hand to represent Toji again.
Hand: I'm going to beat you up.
Shinji: But we're supposed to be friends now! And this is a non-Shinji- hating story! And why are you going to beat me up this time?!
Kensuke: First of all: Ignore the plot holes. Second of all...
Hand: I vote we should beat Shinji up.
Kensuke: Me too. Ha! Majority rules! Third of all: Because last time it was Toji that beat you up. I want to now. Afterwards we can be friends.
(A/N: Due to graphic Shinji-hating, the rest of this scene is going to be fastforwarded.)
+++KENSUKE'S CAMP+++
Mysterious people rise from behind the hedges.
NERV #1: Spike Speagle?
Shinji: Uhh. It's Shinji Ikari.
#1: Opps. Hehe. Wrong script. *ahem* Shinji Ikari?
Shinji: Yes?
#2: You're going to come with us.
Shinji: How about I don't and we just ignore the plot holes?
#3: I'm sorry. Your father told us that this time we are not supposed to ignore them. After we bring you back to NERV we have to start ignoring them again.
Shinji: Ok then.
Shinji and the 3 NERV personel disappear behind the hedges.
+++NERV+++
Shinji: I don't want to pilot Eva anymore.
Gendo: Okay then. We'll just have to ignore a really big plot hole. Good bye.
Ritsuko: Don't you think that this is a mistake?
Misato: No. He has the Hedge dilemma.
Ritsuko: *spsssst* It's the Hedgehog's dilemma.
Misato: The more we cut off of the hedge, the more we have to cut off to make it even.
Maya: That's way out of context. And what the heck are you trying to say?
Misato: That the more hair we cut off his head, the more we have to cut off to make it even.
Moose:.............
Misato: By the way? What's a moose doing down here in NERV?
Gendo: Its our mascot.
Misato: I though that the leaf on our logo was our mascot.
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes! And make sure the moose has water.
+++A TRAIN STATION+++
Shinji: I hate trains. Couldn't I Just take a plane instead? Or a helicopter? Or what about Eva?
#1: No.
Shinji: Well I'd rather pilot Eva than ride a train. So I'll go back to NERV.
+++BACK AT NERV+++
Shinji: Hey everyone! I've decided I'd rather stay here!
Misato: Because you think that this is your home?
Shinji: No. Because I hate trains.
Everyone sweat drops.
Gendo: Fuyutski. Destroy the replacement.
Fuyutski walks over to an inflatable Shinji and is about to puncture it when Gendo stops him.
Gendo: Wait. Let me say good bye. I'll miss you Inflatable Shinji. You're like the son I never had.
Shinji: What? What about me!
Gendo: Alright. Commence destruction.
_____________________________________________________THE END______________________________________________
TADA!! What did you think? REVIEW! And if you are 100% sure (or even 0% sure) that I counted wrong on the "ignore the plot holes", then you can put that in your review. I'll apologize next chapter. BYE!
Okay. Now about the plot holes that need to be ignored. I counted just now. And I got *drumroll* ...... 13!
The people that guessed correctly are: Jimbob
WOAH! Only 1 person got it right!?! Uhh....how many of you passed kindergarten?
Now to respond to reviews: Phantom reveiewer~ No. I'm not trying to make Shinji gay. Or am I? MUAHAHAHHA! Seriously though, I'm not. Like I said I was incredibly tired.
rika~ Yes. I wholeheartedly agree with you.
Now that that's over with...On with the disclaimer! I do not own Evangelion, only the right to make a satire. (actually, I prefer the word spoof).
And now........The moment you have all been waiting for...........
THE SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS NONSHINJIHATING SPOOF: CHAPTER 4: THE HEDGE'S DILLEMA
+++THE APARTMENT+++
Misato: Shinji. I'm very disappointed in you for not following my orders. I mean, when I want a pepperoni pizza, I want a pepperoni pizza. Not a vegetable pizza.
Shinji: I was in the middle of a battling an angel! Of course I misheard you!
Misato: But you didn't follow my orders in a battle. That gives me the right to punish you.
Shinji: This isn't a punishment! This is slave labor!
Misato: Trimming the hedges isn't exactly slave labor.
Shinji: But everytime I cut something! I have to cut another place to even it out. Then I have to cut the first place again to even it out! Then I have to cut the second place to even it....Are you even listening to me?!?!
Misato wanders back into the building, completely ignoring Shinji.
Shinji: That's it! I'm running away!
Shinji throws down his trimming sheers in frustration and turns to run away, but he trips over the hedges. Shinji slowly gets up and decides to walk away instead.
+++AT KENSUKE'S CAMP OUT+++
Kensuke jumps out from behind a bush (actually a hedge) wielding a stick and points it menacingly at Shinji.
Kenuske: Who goes there!
Shinji: Shinji.
Kensuke: Well in that case...
Kensuke starts using his hand to represent Toji again.
Hand: I'm going to beat you up.
Shinji: But we're supposed to be friends now! And this is a non-Shinji- hating story! And why are you going to beat me up this time?!
Kensuke: First of all: Ignore the plot holes. Second of all...
Hand: I vote we should beat Shinji up.
Kensuke: Me too. Ha! Majority rules! Third of all: Because last time it was Toji that beat you up. I want to now. Afterwards we can be friends.
(A/N: Due to graphic Shinji-hating, the rest of this scene is going to be fastforwarded.)
+++KENSUKE'S CAMP+++
Mysterious people rise from behind the hedges.
NERV #1: Spike Speagle?
Shinji: Uhh. It's Shinji Ikari.
#1: Opps. Hehe. Wrong script. *ahem* Shinji Ikari?
Shinji: Yes?
#2: You're going to come with us.
Shinji: How about I don't and we just ignore the plot holes?
#3: I'm sorry. Your father told us that this time we are not supposed to ignore them. After we bring you back to NERV we have to start ignoring them again.
Shinji: Ok then.
Shinji and the 3 NERV personel disappear behind the hedges.
+++NERV+++
Shinji: I don't want to pilot Eva anymore.
Gendo: Okay then. We'll just have to ignore a really big plot hole. Good bye.
Ritsuko: Don't you think that this is a mistake?
Misato: No. He has the Hedge dilemma.
Ritsuko: *spsssst* It's the Hedgehog's dilemma.
Misato: The more we cut off of the hedge, the more we have to cut off to make it even.
Maya: That's way out of context. And what the heck are you trying to say?
Misato: That the more hair we cut off his head, the more we have to cut off to make it even.
Moose:.............
Misato: By the way? What's a moose doing down here in NERV?
Gendo: Its our mascot.
Misato: I though that the leaf on our logo was our mascot.
Gendo: Ignore the plot holes! And make sure the moose has water.
+++A TRAIN STATION+++
Shinji: I hate trains. Couldn't I Just take a plane instead? Or a helicopter? Or what about Eva?
#1: No.
Shinji: Well I'd rather pilot Eva than ride a train. So I'll go back to NERV.
+++BACK AT NERV+++
Shinji: Hey everyone! I've decided I'd rather stay here!
Misato: Because you think that this is your home?
Shinji: No. Because I hate trains.
Everyone sweat drops.
Gendo: Fuyutski. Destroy the replacement.
Fuyutski walks over to an inflatable Shinji and is about to puncture it when Gendo stops him.
Gendo: Wait. Let me say good bye. I'll miss you Inflatable Shinji. You're like the son I never had.
Shinji: What? What about me!
Gendo: Alright. Commence destruction.
_____________________________________________________THE END______________________________________________
TADA!! What did you think? REVIEW! And if you are 100% sure (or even 0% sure) that I counted wrong on the "ignore the plot holes", then you can put that in your review. I'll apologize next chapter. BYE!