Well guess what! It has almost been two years since the creation of this fan-fiction. And after 1 year, 6 months, and 9 days, I officially resurrect this fan-fiction!

You are all, no doubt, impressed. And in this huge expanse of time, do not worry, for I have not forgotten to label my stories with the usual disclaimer.

ahem I do not own any rights to Evangelion. I do, however, own the Evangelion DVD box set. Now worship me!

And so begins…or…continues the story.

NEON GENESIS: EVANGELION: THE SUPER DUPER HILARIOUS NON-SHINJI-HATING EXTRAVAGANZA PART VIII: Auska Meets World

THE DOCKS+

Toji: Well it's about time you stupid author! I spent most of this series backstage waiting to be reincarnated. But as soon as I'm brought back, you take a two year vacation!

Author: You'd better watch it or the next time we see you, your name will be Toji Cubed! (Read the previous installments!)

Toji: I'll be good.

Kensuke's ha-I mean Toji: Hey, if he's here, then I'm out of a job!

Author: That's right. You're Kensuke's hand again! No longer Toji. Get used to it or…you know what, I'm not going to repeat myself.

Kensuke: Well, at risk of being killed and replaced, I must say that I don't like your taste in scenery Author. Why do you call this "The Docks." There are several docks, and you make it sound like the reader should already know where we are, even though we've never been here before.

Gendo: Ignore the plot holes!

Shinji: Wait, you're not even supposed to be in this episode!

Misato: I think we should get going. We don't want to be replaced…again…

Kaji: That's a good idea.

Ah. Hello. I'm the narrator. You might have seen me in other installments of this fanfiction as the narrator, or maybe even the narrator. This is my first line in…forever! So here it goes. ahem

Misato quickly slaps Kaji.

Misato: Get the hell out! You're not supposed to be here yet!

Gendo and Kaji: Ignore the plot holes.

Shinji: Wow. It's like they're the same person.

Kensuke: Let's just move along. I think I see the Author preparing the cloning tank.

Toji: The what?

Kensuke's hand: Shh! We're not supposed to know about that until Episode 23. Actually, our character never finds out about it!

Kensuke: Oh, right.

Moose (That's right, the moose is back): …

Rei: I suggest that we move along.

Shinji: You're not in this episode either!

And thusly, the Author faceplants.

BOAT+

Kensuke: Once again. I believe that this is a sucky name for a scene. I mean, this is a naval warship, not a boat.

Captain: I resent that. This navy has nothing to do with belly buttons. In fact, it is our mission to destroy them.

Rei: But you yourself posses a belly button.

Captain: What I do? Well then I'll have to kill it!

The Captain pulls out a knife and starts jabbing at his navel, but somehow always misses.

Misato: Wait…he misses his belly button.

That's what I just said.

Misato: He hasn't killed it, how can he miss it?

Shinji: No, he isn't pining for it. The narrator means that he swung and the blade did not make contact. Though it seems he managed to get his chest.

Captain: Ow. That hurt. I'll teach you to make me injure myself!

Toji: Can we just get on with this?

Auska: Yes! Lets move on to the part where I marry Kaji.

Shinji: First of all, that doesn't happen ever in this series. Secondly, who are you? I've never seen you before.

Auska: It says my name right next to this line that I'm saying right now.

Shinji: A-…Au-…Owska?

Auska quickly slaps Shinji.

Auska: It's pronounced Auska!

Shinji: I'm sorry, could you spell it phonetically?

Kensuke: Come on Shinji, it's not that hard. Repeat after me. Aaaahhhska.

Shinji: Auuuuwwska.

Toji: Lets move on.

Captain (in mid-knife-swing): Hey, look at that. It appears there is an Angel approaching!

Misato: Who would have ever thought that this would happen?

Everyone raises their hand.

Misato: Damn, I knew I should have read the script.

Gendo: So it's your fault we've been having all these plot hole problems?

Misato: Don't hurt me!

Gendo: No. I want to thank you. You're making my plan move along much quicker than I had dreamed. But you won't know what I'm talking about until some future episode.

Shinji: Um, what about the Angel?

Auska: I know what to do!

Misato: Shut up and listen to my plan.

Auska: You don't have a plan! You never read the script.

Misato: Or did I? Oh, I guess I didn't.

Auska grabs Shinji and runs off to Eva Unit 02.

EVA UNIT 02+

Auska: Ok Shinji, get in.

Shinji: Why do you get a red Eva while I'm stuck with purple.

Gendo: Because…umm…Actually, that's a good question.

Auska: I beat the technicians up until they gave me the color I wanted.

Shinji: Now why didn't I think of that?

Auska: Just get in!

OCEAN+

Shinji and Auska decide to take matters into their own hands and jump into the ocean to deal with the Angel. Only after they are in the water do they realize that Eva's can't swim.

Kensuke: BE MORE CREATIVE AUTHOR! AAAAH!

Author: This is your last warning.

Auska: Why is it that this hundred billion dollar killing machine can't swim but that guy can?

Shinji: If I've learned anything, its to ignore the plot holes.

Auska: Well, somehow we've managed to end up in the Angel, the battleships are in place, and all we need to do now is open the Angel's mouth.

This is true.

Shinji: Well, at this point I usually stop doing everything and wait for the plot holes to kill the Angel.

Auska: Well, if a plot hole is anything like a black hole, and we're inside the Angel, my college degree tells me that we're going to die with the Angel.

College degree: That's right! I know all!

Auska: Maybe we just need to make it vomit.

Shinji: Hmm…what's the one thing that will make anyone vomit?

Shinji and Auska: Paris Hilton!

THE DOCKS+

Misato: Wow you guys. That was brilliant. You managed to kill the 6th Angel, as well as they mysterious 6th and ½ Angel, Paris Hilton!

Shinji: What can we say.

Auska: I'm just that awesome.

THE END!

Now celebrate my glorious return by re-reading all of the previous chapters and also reviewing whenever possible.