Chapter 6: Innocent Deliema

"Harry are you okay? You seem kind of pale." Oliver asked, pushing the stroller down Diagon Alley.

"He's pregnant." Harry whispered, finally coming out of the shock over everything that had happened the past few days.

"Whose pregnant Harry?" Oliver asked, he had fully stopped walking and turned towards Harry.

"Draco, he's pregnant and in Azkaban. I can't just leave a baby in Azkaban, especially because of what Draco's capable of doing."

"Come on, let's go see Remus, we'll all talk it over and come up with a plan." Oliver and Harry made their way towards the Ministry of Magic.

"May I help you?" The secretary asked.

"We're here to speak to Remus Lupin." Harry stated, kissing Hailey on the forehead to calm her down a little.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Well, no." Harry said uncertainly. "I didn't know I'd need one."

"Then I'm sorry, but you can not see him today. He is very busy."

"I'm Harry bloody Potter, just let me see Remus!"

"Minister Lupin...and I know who you are, there is no reason to get all huffy. However, I can't let you in with no appointmet."

"Okay then, can we make an appointment?" Oliver asked, trying to keep the peace.

"Yes, you may. Is this an emergency, work, or a formal meeting?" She asked, taking out a planner.

"It's sort of an emergency, but also sort of a formal meeting." Oliver explained. He knew that Draco still had a few months to be with child before they had to start worrying.

"It seems that Minister Lupin has an opening in his schedule for the next thirty minutes, you may go in and see him."

"Are you Fuc-" Oliver pulled Harry into the room before he could start world war three with the secretary.

"Oliver, Harry, what do I owe the pleasure?" Remus asked, standing up and hugging everyone.

"First off you can fire that blasted secretary of yours, she wouldn't let us in because we didn't 'make an appointment.' Anyways, we have a huge problem." Harry placed two of the triplets on the floor to play with some toys Remus had hiding in his office for them.

"Oh? No one's hurt are they? No ones been Imperious'd or lied to, or broken out of Azkaban?"

"No, however we have a slight, small...Innocentdelimma. Draco's with child and is in Azkaban. Remus, I have another child in Azkaban."

"Right, well that's probably what James wanted to talk to me about over lunch in 20 minutes, care to join us?"

"Are you saying that everyone knew they had to make an appointment before getting to see you?"

"No, your dad came in here and cursed and screamed at my secretary until she burst into tears and arranged the lunch. You didn't make her cry also did you?"

"No, of course not and we'd be happy to join you for lunch, we are discussing the future of my unborn child. I'd like a say in it." Harry picked up Shane and Remus got Hailey. Madison was currently sleeping in Oliver's arms, it was a miracle she didn't wake up with Harry's shouting. Once at the restaurant, they all sat down, ordered what they wanted and jumped right into action.

"I see you finally figured out your biggest problem." James said, hugging Harry before shaking hands with Oliver.

"Well yeah after everything settled down I did. So, what are we going to do? It's obvious that we can't take Draco out of Azkaban, but I don't want to endanger another one of my children's lives."

"Well, there is a padded cell that we put more or less insane prisoners in so they won't hurt themselves, we could put Draco in there under constant watch until the baby is born in a few months. I mean it's only three months right? Once he goes into labor, you will be informed so you can be there for the birth of your child and once we are sure it's healthy, we of course have to put him or her in the baby ward at St. Mungos, but after a few days you two can take 'it' home and care for it. "

"But what about sonagrams? Medical appointments?" Harry asked, looking around at the three other guys.

"If you'd like to be there we can set that up for you. Obviously we'd be calling in specialists from St. Mungos to stay close to Azkaban to check on Draco and keep an eye on him to make sure he isn't hurting the baby, other then that I believe that's all we can do."

"What about Draco's ability to use wandless magic?" James asked, very concerned about his new grandchild.

"The cells at Azkaban have spells on them to stop the use of wandless magic, Draco can't use it in the first place. Right now, he's merely a Squib. Anyways, how's therapy coming along James?"

"It's okay, though I swear your doctor has gone bonkers. I'm suppose to befriend an enemy, but it seems like everyone is an enemy. I mean how can I pick just one?"

"Are you and Severus friends? What about you and Lucius?" Oliver asked, finally entering the conversation.

"Well, I never got to know Lucius so I wouldn't say he's my enemy. However Snape is Snape, we aren't friends but we aren't enemies."

"Technically you were and I think he should be the enemy you befriend. His is after all sort of related to your family now, and you did tend to side with Sirius during the whole love triangle fiasco, not that I don't blame you because you two have been friends forever, but he was in the wrong." Remus said, patting James on the back.

"Ok, I'll befriend Snape."

"Shouldn't you start calling him Severus? And please refrain from calling him Snivellus in front of Chastity, she'll blow a fuse." Remus said, not wanting to deal with an upset Chastity on top of everything else.

"So dad, did they ever find the guy that did that to you?" Harry asked, feeding one of the triplets.

"Yeah, he's erm...I'm sorry I have to go." James quickly got up and left the restaurant.

"I didn't mean to offend him Remus, I really didn't." Harry said, watching the retreating back of James.

"Harry, no one did that to him. It's just Chastity in her medical career, had never seen someonecut their own throat. She took that as a sign that someone did that to him. The first thought she had was that James had either got into a bar fight or they were self-inflicted.I tried to convince her that he got into a bar fight. She said it wasn't like James to get into a bar fight, nor was it like him to hurt himself. She thought it was a bar fight because James wouldn't have cut himself in the face seventeen times either. I will always remember her last words though, 'Sev, we need a St. Mungos Healer, his neck is sliced. I think these might have been self-inflicted after all.' Even after she said it though, she still wasn't positive. She told the St. Mungos healer that he or someone else had tried to kill him. The psychologist he talked to told me to keep an eye on him just in case, I knew then that he had tried himself." Harry just nodded his head, he understood why James hid it from them all. "Well, I must be going, I have a few laws to pass."

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Severus was currently trying to put baby Capucius back to bed after a nightmare he had had, though Severus had no clue that babies could have nightmares. "Shh. It's okay, daddy's here, shh." Severus said, rubbing soft circles into Capucius' back. "Shh Eros, don't wake your mum up." Severus had taken to watching overhis son when he woke up in the night, he felt bad because of the pain that Chastity was put through, even though she had said in the end that everything would be alright. "You need a story, want me to tell you of Princess Chastity and the evil Sirius again? That one usually quiets you down." Severus sat down in the rocking chair, feeding Capicius his bottle. "Once there was a very beautiful princess who lived in a far away country. Once day, Princess Chastity's royal court sent her on a trip to visit patients in an English hosptial, while at the hospital she meet a man named Sirius Black, who was extremely injured. There was no one helping him and Princess Chastity couldn't see the poor man in pain, she knew that she could help him. So very quietly and secretly, because no one knew of her medi-witch training, she slowly healed Sirius. From that day on they fell in love with one another, Chastity had to move back to her far away country. When she turned 23, she moved back to England because her reign as princess was over, and moved in with Siriusthat was 20 something years her senior, not that either one of us can say anything against that many years apart, and for good reasons that you will learn later. Back to the story." Chastity was currently listening to it over the monitor, she had never heard Severus tell their son this story. Quietly she got out of bed and make her way to the nursery, standing outside the open door she listened on. "Well, Chastity ended up pregnant with a beautiful baby that the evil Sirius didn't want to get to know, he kicked the princess out for no good reason."

"Then Princess Chastity's knight in shining armor came and took care of her, loved her, married her, and adopted her unborn child. Then the very brave and handsome Prince Severus kissed his very handsome son goodnight and placed him in bed before coming back to the royal chamber with his wife." Chastity kissed Cap on his head before watching Severus kiss his son's forehead, looked at his sleeping face, before gently placing him in his crib.

"Thank you." Severus whispered, looking down upon his son, pulling the blanket over the small body. "He's perfect."

"Just like his father. He'll grow up to be a very handsome, a great man, and a perfect potions master. Come on, let's go to bed before our presence wakes him again."

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"Mr. Malfoy, I thought you might want to take a look at this." Dragon's limo driver said, handing over that morning's edition of The Daily Prophet.

Mat McGuire: Real Thing or Gold Digger?

What really happened at charity concert.

By: Rita Skeeter

Over the weekend, Dragon Potter-Malfoy, Prince William of Wales, and Mathew McGuire all attended the American Ministry's charity event and concert. The over all event went great, the porformances and speeches went smoothly, and the three ambassadors had a great time taking in shows, clubs, and the night life. At one press conference, in which the general public was invited, Dragon announced that the rumors of his relationship with Mat were indeed true, and that his relationship with Melissa Black had ended due to her infidelity, and the fact that she is now pregnant with said person's child. The last day of the event, in which the three would answer a few more questions, accept the check, take a few photo's and leave, Mr. Mcguire had a few interesting words to say. In his speech, Mathew had been straight forwardin saying that his family had no money, and up until that point in time Mr. Malfoy had no clue just how poor he was. This bring up the question, does Mr. Mcguire really love our adorable fun loving Dragon, or is he just after his money? I'm sure all my readers and the Daily Prophet staff would agree with me when I advise Mr. Malfoy, our beloved Dragon, to watch his back and his money around one Mathew Mcguire.

To say Dragon was furious was an understatement. He was extremely pissed, so mad infact that things around him had started to explode. "Mr. Malfoy, I suggest you calm down. It's just an article, no one believes Rita Skeeter anyways." However, that didn't calm down Dragon at all, infact the name just made him even more mad. Once the windows started to explode, the chauffer looked over at Mat. 'calm him down.' he mouth.

"D-drag-on s-s-stop, you're s-scaring me." Mat said between tears. He really was scared, the only person who had done something like this was Harry when he was mad at Oliver. "Please Dragon." Mat pulled Dragon's face down to his kissing him. Slowly Dragon started calming down, little by little things stopped shaking and people started coming out from under tables inside the airport to look out of the holes in the walls where windows use to exsist.

"I'm so sorry Mat, I shouldn't have gotten that upset. It's just they made you sound like you only like me because of my money." Dragon's knees gave out on him and he was standing on shaky legs. Mathew supported Dragon on one side while Will grabbed the other, having just got off the plane.

"Are you okay?" Will asked, helping get Dragon to the car.

"His magic levels are low, he'll pass out in three...two...one." The chauffer counted, opening the car door so they could get an unconcious Dragon into the car.

"How did you know?" Mat asked, climbing in the car behind Dragon.

"It's not the first time Dragon has gotten upset, and it's also not the first time that has happened around me. Except usually it is Harry, so I don't know what other side effects will happen. He's very powerful especially at such a young age, but we better get back, the twins are probably screaming their heads off over Dragon being ill." Mat just gave a confused look as Will climbed in the car, while the Chauffer shut the door and went over to get into the drivers side of the car.

"The twins from what I understand are psychic they can tell if a friend or family member is in danger or in trouble. Other then that I know as much as you do."

"So, what else do you know about Dragon? Oliver said I should ask his friends about him, that they would probably know more about Dragon then he could, and would probably tell me things that Dragon wouldn't."

"Well, I only just got to know him last year. I know he has a drinking problem, he started drinking at a young age, I think Draco use to let him while Harry was gone. I don't think he's ever tried drugs, but I don't know. The last I saw of him was the two week photo shoot for the Witch Weekly's Magazine count down. However, he has a sex drive to match his parents, but I've only known him to be sexual with three people. However, he's extremely smitten with you, and I've known two of the three girls and he has never acted like this around or over someone, he must really love you."

"William, we're here." The chauffer said, opening the door to the Leaky Cauldron where Will would Floo back to his castle. Mat was sitting in the limo, looking over Dragon's passed out body. He had known of Dragon since Dragon had started school, and he had definitely grown up. Even though he was wearing track pants, a gray t-shirt, and sandals, you could still tell that Dragon was going to grow up to be tall and skinny. He already had muscles, that Mat figured he probably got from his exercise routine, constant running away from the press, and his diet. Good genes from both parents didn't hurt either. Dragon was an exercise enthusiast, he ran three to four miles everyday, did 200 sits ups, 200 push ups, and anything else he could get his hands on in his parents training room, Mat only knew this because of Dragon's constant use of the excercise room at night that was located in their hotel. Dragon's shirt had rode up a bit and Mat followed the small line of hair that disappeared into the waist band of Dragon's track pants. 'No wonder everyone's in love with him, he went from being a boy into a very handsome guy, and will end up being an irresistably hot man.' Mat thought, shaking his head.

"Now that you're done staring at Master Malfoy, why don't you wake him up, we're here." Mat's face got bright red from embarrasment at getting caught. "Don't worry, I won't tell, though knowing Dragon he wouldn't care." Mat shook Dragon's arm gently.

"Wake up sleepy head." Dragon woke with a start, forgetting where he was for a minute. "You're home." Dragon kissed Mat before they both climbed out of the limo.

"Take the rest of the day off Wesley, you deserve it. Come on, let's go take a nap before we figure out what we're going to do the rest of the day." Dragon took Mat's hand and lead him into the house and up to his bedroom. Once inside, Dragon threw off his hat, slid out of his sandals, and pulled Mat onto the bed wrapping his arms around Mat's waist.

"When's your birthday?" Mat asked, running his fingers through Dragon's hair.

"It was two days before we met, it was my fourteenth birthday. Don't worry about giving me a present, you here with me like this is enough. Merlin gave me a present when he gave me you." Dragon said before falling asleep. Mat kissed Dragon's head, waited until Dragon was asleep before going to search for Harry or Oliver.

"Cans Dobby help young master Mcguire?" Dobby asked, peeking out of the nursery room.

"I'm look for Harry or Oliver are they home?"

"No sirs, theys out for the day. They weres here earlier to drop off the triplets cause theys were sleepin, can Dobby help you?" Dobby asked, going back inside the nursery, Mat followed.

"I was just wondering what I could get Dragon for his birthday, I know it's late but something's better then nothing."

"Master Dragon hates birthdays, the only reason he has one every years is to make his parents and familys happy. They don't know, but Dragon hates them because somethings always going wrong that day. Lasts birthday Masters Draco was beatin Masters Dragon up, Dobby had to stop him from hurting Harry Potter's son! Since Masters Draco is master also, Dobby had to keep it a secret, but Dobby fixed Master Dragons right up quick. Plus his birthdays is always in the papers, and master Dragon, just like the great Harry Potter, likes his privacy, he mights seem rebelous but that's the image he has to maintain. The papers only knows what he wants them to knows though, yep yep. Oh shh Mistress Elizabeth, just cause yous have no attention doesn't mean we don't knows you're here." Dobby said, kissing the little girl on the cheek.

"You must know Dragon well then, here let's see if I can get her quiet." Mat picked up Elizabeth and sat down in the rocking chair, Dobby stayed very alert and on edge as Mat was picking up Elizabeth, afraid that he would hurt her like Kelly had before. "I won't run with them I promise, I just don't want to wake Dragon. Here's my wand if you don't believe me." Mat handed Dobby his wand while rocking Elizabeth.

"Yes I knows young Master Malfoy very goods. Better then his parents and freinds evens, I was there for his birth, I helpeds him when he was a baby." Dobby placed the wand on the table next to Mat.

"Can you tell me about him? I don't think Dragon likes to talk about his past."

"Cans you blame him? Poor Harry Potter's son, father always busy, dad always clueless. I lovers Harry Potter, but Master Malfoy always kept close to him, making sure Dragon couldn't says anything bad arounds him. Dragon use to spend a lot of time crying in his bedrooms, wondering whats he did wrong and I'd tell himI would 'Young Master Dragons you needs to stop crying, tells Dobby whats wrong, tells Dobby to fix it and hes will.' Wells, Master Dragon would cry his little heart out but then mades Dobby promise not to say anything because his father would hurts both of us. Then hes met up with that Melissa Black girl, and Dobby knew she'd be trouble! Always talking about Dragon's money and titles behind young masters back, acting like he was some prize she wons." At this Elizabeth made an photo of Melissa, Dragon, and Daniel burn.

"Mistress Elizabeth enoughs! We all hate her but we's can't let Master Dragon know that!" Dobby scolded cleaning up the burnt picture. Mat kissed Elizabeth's hand.

"Little lizzie please stop doing magic, you have your brother and parents worried about you. You don't know how to control it, you could have seriously hurt Dobby just then." Mat whispered, gently running his finger up and down Elizabeth's hand. Elizabeth wrapped her tiny hand around Mat's finger.

"Thanks yous Master Mcguire. As Dobby was sayins before being rudely interrupted, Melissa was a gold digger everyones knew that, the public and everyones, but Masters Draco and Harry made the papers keep it quiet so that Dragon could learn what it's like to be in love and a relationship. Said it was an important lesson your first relationship, because yous learn some about what yous like and hows to date. And if yous hurt youngs Master Malfoys yous better start runnins cause I'lls get yous." Dobby said looking Mat in the eye.

"Dobby you have my word that I won't. I'd hurt myself if I ever ended up hurting him. It's been a nice chat but I still don't know what to get him for his birthday." Mat went to put Elizabeth in her crib when a scene started playing on the wall behind him.

"Please don't judge this idea until you hear it all the way through. Why don't you and your family move into Potter Mansion? My grandfather is living in Godric's hollow right now and he'll probably move in to another Potter villa or something, but Potter Mansion hasn't been inhabited in years. That way, you don't have to worry about not having a house, you can keep the flower shop because now that the secrets out business is bound to boom, but you'd be closer to me. My parents won't mind I swear and it's rent free and paid off, it's furnished, and it's constantly restocked with food that companies send us to try so you'll never have to worry about food. See, your family could save their money that way, they'll be able to pay for the flower shop, rent out the house above it, and start saving money for the future."

"I believes the little one just gaves yous the answer. He'd be elated if yous moved into ones of the houses, he wants yous to get close to him, with outs telling yous that. Your parents and yous accepting the offer would be the best birthday gift, and hopefully would stop him from hatin his birthdays. Go on, master Dragons probably about to wakes up." Mat thanked Dobby, and quickly made it back to Dragon's room, laid on the bed and wrapped Dragons arms around him.

"Hey, sleep well?" Dragon asked, looking up at Mat, who got lost in Dragon's soft grey eyes.

"Yep. Dobby came in earlier and said that Oliver and Harry aren't home right now. Want to go visit my family? I'll introduce you to my siblings if you'd like. You don't have to change either, I like you all sports like."

"I'd love to meet your family." Dragon got up, helped Mat off of the bed, picked up his hat and slipped his sandals on. "I don't say this enough, I love you Mat." Dragon kissed him before taking his hand.

"I love you too." Mat said, smiling into the kiss. He knew right then that he had never meant those words more then he did right then.

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"Minister Lupin, how can we help you?" One of the Azkaban guards asked, getting up from behind his desk.

"We need to discuss the safety and handling of your prisoner Draconis Malfoy, is there somewhere we can talk privately?" Remus asked, shaking hands with the head guard.

"Yes sir, we can talk in my office." The guard walked across the hall and into office holding the door open for Lupin. "How is Alohov and Brychan?"

"They're both great, however this is of extreme importance. Your prisoner Draconis Malfoy, as you known is in here for a number of reasons one of them being child molestation and abuse, the thing is, he's pregnant! At least a good two or three months. Guys are pregnant for five, that means you'll have a baby in this jail in 2-3 months. You need to take care of Draco on Harry's orders, he is to be informed of doctor appointments and when Mr. Malfoy goes into labor."

"You're kidding right?"

"Far from it. We would have informed you earlier, however, there has been a lot of problems that had to be dealt with immediately."

"Well we'll make sure that Draco doesn't harm the unborn child and we will be in constant contact with Mr. Potter through out this whole ordeal. I'm sure everything will end up fine, we'll take him out of his cell immediately and place him in one of the womens ones that we use when they are pregnant. Well keep you updated on everything also."

"Thank you...So, Alohov and I are going to have hamburgers tonight, would you like to come?"

"Sure, I'll bring the beer."

"Ok then, see you around six." With that, Remus left the wizarding prison.

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D/N: sings We made it through the hurricane...You know we made it throu-ough...You can because I've updated this for you.. Ok ok enough singing. Yes everyone made it through and Kime wrote another chapter not this one but another one Hugs and cookies all around Anyways, how do you like everything so far? Things arn't getting as twised, but I mean come on how much more twisted could it get compared to the last story? Anyways on with the reviews. THE CONTEST IS OVER! NO ONE EVEN THERE WAS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO EVEN TRIED AND THAT WAS BITCAKE SO CONGRATULATIONS, I'LL BE EMAILING YOU WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK ABOUT YOUR PRIZE. I believe that Orlin had said she was going to try, but never got anything to me. See the bottom of the review for the answers.

Sarahamanda: I go every year when it opens with my mom and sister to go see the movie. I'm glad that I'm not the only one that goes with my mom.

Heather: Ok ok I won't get rid of Oli. It will not offically be an Oli/Harry story okay? I'm glad you enjoy mat/Dragon together. The next chapter has a lot of cute Dragon/Mat things in it.

Silvernight: Wow thanks for reviewing and reading the stories so far :). It's very appreciated. If I told you what is going to happen to Draco then I would wreck the story...Plus even we (Kime and I) don't know what's going to happen to Draco, all we know right now is that Draco is pregnant, Mel is an arse, James tried to kill himself, and that he has to befriend Severus. Kimem doesn't outline the stories she just starts writing and whatever comes out comes out.

Bitcake: Ok ok I admit I made a mistake with Y'all. I misplaced the apostrophe...Will you ever forgive me? Nope it wasn't those places sorry :(. You're welcome, I thought it was only fair that since I posted Orlin's for her too, and you two review so often that it was wrong not to have your review for other people to see Huggles you back.Yes I really like Dragon wearing Polo shirts..Have a problem with it? I think I like drunk Dragon also Wink. Mat: Hugs you Happy? I'm glad that I remind you of those people..Right? It was a complament right? Thanks for the other half of the cookie back.It's scary that we think the same. Thanks, taking care of a drunk Dragon is hard work...Yes I love little kids. Dragon: Pulls Mat close Mine. steals half of Mat's cookie Mine also, you won't give me more, Mat will share he's nicerer then you. Sticks tongue out James: Ok I won't try to understand females. Okay then...Steals Kime for a whole week he he he...Kime: Hey just remember I offered to let you take my boyfriend for a night...Or Sev, you could have punished him. Draco's been in Azkaban babe...Harry: Hugs back You're into hugs aren't ya. Oliver: Ok, ok Kime and I admit we loved Belle and Jasmine, but they didn't even cross our minds at the time.

ANSWERS TO CONTEST: TOTAL 22.

Town that Calfa was based off of is called Helen, Georgia.

POPCULTURE REFERENCES:

Calfa backwards is AFLAC, it's a Car insurance agency with the Duck as it's spokes person.

Liza and the flower shop were both references to My Fair Lady.

The Mcguires and the name Mat Mcguire came from the show Lizzie McGuire on the Disney Channel

Andrew wells the antique store cashier is a character on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I never wanted to be that...Florist means crazy right?" Quote that Willow says on Buffy.

Cinderella ('nough said)

The Exorcist (enough said)

"Do you love him?" "What?" "Do you love him?"--Quote from the movie Titanic

"The first thing that pops into your head." Lemony Snickets a Series of unfortunate events...("You will do every little things that pops into my head when I say so.")

Monsters Inc.

"My first reaction was to run." Harry in an earlier twisted story

"And would life live all in a jade." Jaded by Aerosmith...Not an exact quote, but it would have been bonus points for those who got it.

Cafe Scene--A walk to remember.

Swing Scene---Most teen romance films. I would have taken any title.

Fehr---Reference to Brendan Fehr "Roswell" and The Secrets/Revealed stories.

Chastity's Name/Character being an oximoron.

The house above the shop is an idea from the movie Simply Irresistable

Wesely---Wesely Whyndam Pryce Buffy/Angel/Harry Potter and The Slayer.

Hailey---Would have accepted Hailey Duff or extra bonus if you knew if you added a B it would have been my middle names.