It was unusually quiet for a long time. This was mainly because dark link was trying to think of the best way to describe what happened to her and Saria was to busy looking at herself.

She was thin, tan and with more of a cuteish quality than a sexy quality which she guessed was for the best since kokiris were cute and she needed to stay as close to looking like her old self as she could to get through this. Of course she was lucky she wasn't able to see her face since her body only looked like a more mature version of her old but her face was much much different.

Her face was beautiful with glowing silky skin that was smooth to the touch and with beautiful long hair of the same colour but a little darker. If Saria had seen a woman like this as a Kokiri she would have been unbelievably jealous of her but under the circumstances she really just didn't care about looks any more she just wish she was species and height she was used to.

"Ahem" dark link cleared his throat to get her attention "well I am honestly not really sure how to sugar coat this doll so ill just be blunt"

He cleared his throat again in an attempt to snap her back to reality and make her pay attention to him despite the fact she was human

"links was a GOD" he said with a look of distaste so as to show how he disliked the idea of link with power.

"WHAT!" Sarias voice was loader than it used to be and she hadn't meant to scream in darks ear like that.

"Well" dark shoke his head and turned to her smiling genuinely like link used to "ya see it seems old link went and saved the world again in some far off town of Termina or something and had to become a god called 'fierce deity' to save the day with some magic mask"

not that this wasn't interesting or anything it was just that it didn't tell her why the hell she was human. She wanted to scream at him but stopped herself. He may have looked like link but he seemed a little unstable who knew what he was capable of.

"So" short, sweet and to the point plus it would piss him of saying it.

"So that means when he became a god seeing as I am an aspect of him I became an aspect of a god"

"So" she was giggling a little at the annoyed look on his face since he seemed to think this was great news.

"so I had the power to do what ever I wanted for a couple of minutes while link was a god and I even had enough time to turn myself human but I couldn't because you miss needed had to have your precious oxygen your just lucky I was nice enough to turn you human so you'd survive"

After he had finished with his little rant Saria felt more curious than sorry and said "why didn't you turn us both human"

He sighed heavily and said "because since I am only part of link I was only part OF a god so my power was limited and it took me longer to perform miracles and in the time it took brother dearest to save Termina and take off the god mask I had only turned you human and hadn't time for myself"

She did feel a little guilty but knew deep down that he didn't hate her for it as he would have chosen her of himself any day. Darklink and link where more alike than see had first thought but didn't voice this opinion as him still seemed little he was the part of link with the short temper and he seemed to hate link for reasons unknown although he was the manifestation of hated so him could hardly be blamed for hating

"I'm Saria by the way" she said hoping to change the subject. She had done nothing wrong so why should she get told of for it.

"I known" he said raising to his feet and walking away

"Wait!" Saria shouted getting up from the sleeping bag only to notice her clothes hadn't changed with her and where now very tit and revelling.

Darklink half turned and gave an evil smile "I didn't put you in that sleeping bag for warmth its around 26 degrees out. I put you in it cause I couldn't think straight with those around" he was pointing at her chest.

He waited for her to blush knowing she would then he laughed and continued walking.

Saria now through the sleeping bag round herself and continued after him.

"y-you never said your name" she had said in a vain attempt to change the subject.

He looking at her with a raised eyebrow and smile "I'm a dark version of link hence darklink was it really that hard to work out"

"Well darklink (not very original she thought) um h-how do I become a Kokiri again" she said with a no could that she couldn't

"You can't cutey you only had 2 options: be a dead Kokiri or a live human." He didn't look at her this time as he knew although they had just meet he knew she wouldn't like that at all

"I can't believe it they wont believe me if I go back to Kokiri forest and the other sages may not even know its me since I've been altered by a god" she looked really depressed fell to her knees and although she had always wished to be human she didn't like these circumstance at all they where to inconvenient she just wasn't ready.

"Come on then I'm sure that Zelda will know its you, she is the leader of the sages and the triforce of wisdom has made her smarter than the average blonde" Saria was taken back firstly because the incarnation of hatred wanted to help her and secondly that he had no respect for the princess. Even sneezing while talking about her was considered the worst thing possible even if you were complementing her. And here he was the copy of the hero of time calling Zelda a ditzy blonde.

"Seems you liked that joke hm?" she was shocked to realized she had laughed but everything he said seemed to be intensified by the way he talked and moved so even bad jokes were funny.

"Your probably right. But why did you know who I was and why did you turn me human instead of sending me back to Kokiri forest?"

"not sure I wasn't thinking straight I had just become a god out of no where I was a little confused I just thought if you were human you could be in the field." He shrugged and stopped walking so he could look at her with his piercing red eyes "and I know who you are because I have links memories although they become little blurry after he turns 11."

Saria felt as though she had so many other questions but couldn't think of any which meant they walked in silence for around 30 minutes until Saria seen he was looking at her

"What?" she asked

"you're the first and probably last human iv ever made and I have to say I am really proud of myself although all I really did was think 'beautiful, cute and with a sweet pair of legs" he was now looking down at the 'sweet' pair of legs with a smirk until she used the sleeping bag (which she was still wrapped in) to cover them

"your really rude and nothing like link"

"Nothing like him ha I'm his double I just say things he'd be to shy to think"

"you may have helped me but you-hey its lon lon ranch" she stared off behind him over a wall and there it was lon lon ranch the biggest (since it's the only) ranch in Hyrule

"Oh god lets keep walking" darklink seemed to grunt and look away which given how cool and collected he usually was was a surprise to Saria who raised an eyebrow

"Were you planning on taking me to the castle?"

"That was the idea I need supplies if I'm going on a quest to turn human"

"well I'm not walking into a town like this with children sized cloths and a muddy sleeping bag lets go see if I can get clothes in lon lon ranch and maybe stop for the night it is getting dark"

"Well I don't wanna see the ditz in there any time soon and her fathers a bit of a workaholic I don't think he slept in a week. He acts sort of funny cause of it"

"come one Malons not so bad she's a nice person and talon hadn't always been like that he used to be lazy till link-" she had to stop herself there as she didn't want to talk about her love with the man capable of drinking his blood.

"Lets go then this doesn't seem like an argument I'm likely to win and I don't care enough to try" dark spun on his heels and headed towards the ranch.

Saria followed lost in thoughts of link. Dark had distracted her from her depression that he had left for almost a day and it was nice not thinking of link constantly but she didn't want to forget him either she loved him to much for that.

They were quiet once again until they reached the entrance of the ranch and darklink sighed and built up some courage then walked in step with Saria into the ranch

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What do you think of this chapter personally I felt it was a little boring while writing it but that's only because it's only been two characters for both chapters and I can't waited to write about the ranch and town people. I'm seriously thinking of making this a Saria/darklink fic too but id love some reviews